Canon212 Update: Thanksgiving to Whom?

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NYT CALLS ON BIDEN’S DOJ TO INDICT TRUMP

NAZI PRIME MINISTER LAUNCHES CANADA’S FIRST FEDERAL 2SLGBTQI+ ACTION PLAN TO CONTINUE BUILDING A MORE INCLUSIVE FUTURE, WITH PRIDE

23,000 EXECUTIONS AND THE WRATH OF GOD

LEFTIST FRANCISACTIVISTS DESCEND ON ASHLI’S BABBITT’S MOTHER’S RALLY OUTSIDE DC GITMO AND SCREAM: “ASHLI DESERVED TO DIE! F*** YOUR JESUS!”

BULGARIAN TENNIS PLAYER GRIGOR DIMITROV RETIRES IN HIS OPENING MATCH DURING WINSTON SALEM OPEN AFTER EXPERIENCING DIZZINESS AND SHORTNESS OF BREATH

CREEPY DEATHACADEMY ABP. PAGLIA RESPONDS TO HIS ‘PILLAR OF SOCIETY’ ABORTION COMMENT:  I WASN’T TALKING ABOUT MORAL LAW, DAMMIT, JUST ABOUT HOW IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF ABORTION, OK?  ENOUGH WITH YOUR SPECIOUS OFFENSIVENESS!

COMMUNIST BRAZILIAN FRANCISBISHOPS:  VIOLENCE AGAINST INDIGENOUS IS AT A RECORD HIGH WITH 355 CASES!  THAT’S MAINLY BECAUSE THERE WERE 305 INSTANCES OF PEOPLE TRYING TO EXPLOIT THEM!

FRANCIS CHURCH: SPECIAL FUNERAL DEAL FOR WEALTHY MASON

MOSEBACH:  FRANCIS UNDERSTANDS THAT THE ANCIENT MASS IS STRONGER THAN CHURCH-CRUSHING JOKEPOPES

HEY, TRADITIONALIST SCUM, YOU DESERVE TO BE CANCELLED!

SISTERS OF CHARITY FRANCISDANCE IN CALCUTTA

 

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 8.28.22

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NEW YORK CITY USING 14 HOTELS TO HOUSE MIGRANTS BEING BUSSED IN FROM TEXAS

17-YEAR-OLD GIRL DIES AFTER SUFFERING UNKNOWN MEDICAL EPISODE DURING ARMY NATIONAL GUARD PHYSICAL TRAINING

USED CAR-SELLING FRANCISCARDINAL ROCHE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY SHIA LEBEOUF PREFERS THE ANCIENT MASS

FRANCIS PRAISES FAILED CARDINAL CASAROLI

GERMAN FREAKBISHOP ROLF LOHMANN PRAISES CLIMATE STRIKES AND CALLS FOR SINS AGAINST THE ENVIRONMENT TO BE CONFESSED

ST AUGUSTINE ON THE DEATH OF HIS MOTHER

DEATHVAXX:  SILENCED HEALTHCARE WORKERS SPEAK OUT PUBLICLY FOR THE FIRST TIME

MILWAUKEE FRANCISSYNOD:  NOT EXACTLY A BARN-BURNER IN TURNOUT, IS IT?

ARE FRANCISBLASTED LATIN MASS-GOERS IN D.C. AREA COORDINATING?

ON THE DEATH OF RODNEY STARK, “DEFENDER OF HISTORY AGAINST CENTURIES OF ANTI-CATHOLIC LIES”

CREEPY ABP. PAGLIA, PRESIDENT OF THE PONTIFICAL ACADEMY FOR LIFE: ABORTION LIBERALIZATION “IS A PILLAR OF OUR SOCIAL LIFE.”

BARNHARDT: IF FULL-ON KINETIC WORLD WAR 3 BREAKS OUT, THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME FOR HUMANITY WOULD BE THAT THE FORMER-US/WASHINGTON DC REGIME WIN.

PRESSER:  DEPRAVED SMOKE AND MIRRORS SYNOD WAS A BUST

NAPA INST. DARLING SWAMP CREATURE BILL BARR DEFENDS HIS FBI

TWO CARDINALS AND A HISTORIAN ACCUSE POPE FRANCIS OF BETRAYING THE COUNCIL WITH EVIL NEW CURIAL CONSTITUTION

WHOLE BAG OF SALT:  “WE HAVE NOW BEEN INFORMED THAT MR LABEOUF HAS CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM. QUITE COINCIDENTALLY, HE IS ALSO IN NEED OF PUBLICITY”

STUNTPETER FIVE?:  LET US SAY A HAIL MARY FOR OUR BROTHER IN CHRIST, SHIA LABEOUF, IN THANKSGIVING FOR THE GRACES GIVEN HIM FROM THE MERCY OF GOD!?

Canon212 Update: At Least The Francis Kept Us Safe

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CATTY PERVCHURCH:  AS SOON AS FR. JAMES MARTIN GETS THROUGH FORCED-APOLOGIZING FOR PRAISING LATE GAY CRIMINAL REMBERT WEAKLAND, FRANCIS REAPPOINTS HIM TO HIS GAY PROPAGANDA APPARATUS

CUPICH’S “PPOINTMENT AS VICE-POPE WOULD BE FITTING FOR WHAT HAS EVERY APPEARANCE OF A CORRUPT AND VICIOUS MONSTER CHURCH.”

GOOGLE-YOUTUBE CHANGES RULES – WILL NO LONGER BAN STATEMENTS ON MASKING AND VACCINE EFFICACY BECAUSE THESE WERE ALWAYS JUST LIES THEY WERE PROMOTING

NO TERM LIMITS FOR FRANCIS’S BELOVED MONSTERPRIEST, FR. JAMES MARTIN

NEW FRENCH CARDINAL WANTS SYNOD OF THE MEDITERRANEAN

VETERAN VIENNA PERVCARDINAL SCHONBORN:  THE CARDINALS WILL ELECT THE NEXT POPE. HE WILL PROBABLY NOT BE A EUROPEAN.

DISSIDENT CARDINAL KASPER ACCUSES SYNODALITY OF STRANGLING THE CHURCH, NEVERTHELESS

AXIOS: SO LATINO AMERICANS ARE BECOMING PROTESTANT BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY PROTESTANT WHEN THEY SNUCK OVER HERE?