***Bah-Rain, sorry***
SPANISH BISHOP GOMA WHO MARRIED EROTICA AUTHOR IS STRIPPED OF POWERS
DEM COLORODO GOV. POLLS DECLARES COVID-19 EMERGENCY ‘OVER,’ SAYS IT’S ‘THEIR OWN DARN FAULT’ IF UNVACCINATED GET SICK. THE VAST MAJORITY OF HOSPITALIZED AREN’T VAXXED, OK?
SOUTH CAROLINA LAWMAKERS INTRODUCE $1,000 HOMESCHOOL TAX CREDIT BILL
CARDINAL BURKE THANKS GOD FOR COVID-19 RECOVERY DURING FIRST PUBLIC MASS
THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE OF DICKENS’ SCROOGE
HISTORY OF OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE
PLEASE CHURCH MILITANT, DON’T SUE! THIS IS ONLY SATIRE!
BRAZILIAN CITY CUTS HOSPITALIZATIONS AND MORTALITY RATES IN HALF AFTER IMPLEMENTING IVERMECTIN AS PROPHYLAXIS FOR COVID
NAZI RULER BORIS JOHNSON WARNS OF A “TIDAL WAVE” OF OMICRON, PUSHES BOOSTER SHOTS AS UK RAISES COVID ALERT TO LEVEL 4
HOLY FRANCISFOLLOWER TAKES 10 COVID JABS IN ONE DAY ON BEHALF OF OTHER PEOPLE
VATICAN MAKES UP RITE FOR INSTITUTION OF CATECHISTS
AMORIS LAETITIA PLANEFRANCIS ON ABP. AUPETIT OF THE ‘SMALL CARESSES AND MASSAGES’: THESE CHATTERERS THINK THEY’RE BISHOPS AREN’T SINNERS!
FIRST TIME: VATICAN INSTITUTION “APOLOGISES” TO HOMOSEX GROUP
ABP. AUPETIT’S CONSECRATED VIRGIN FRIEND DETRACTED BY MEDIA FIRES BACK
WHO DID JOY-FACED CD. TAGLE WANT TO IMPRESS IN BAHRAIN?
CREEPY FRISCO FRANCISPARISH ASKS ARCHBISHOP CORDILEONE TO RESCHEDULE VISIT BECAUSE HE IS NOT DEATHVAXXED
BURKE: “OUR LORD HAS KEPT ME IN LIFE TO BE EVER MORE FAITHFUL”
FRANCIS HOLDS “COMMUNIST SUMMIT” WITH SPANISH PARTY APPARATCHIKS, DISCUSSES ALL HIS FAVORITE EVIL DOCTRINES
WHY WOULD IT BE NECESSARY TO WAR GAME A PANDEMIC OF A DISEASE THAT WAS ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD 40 YEARS AGO?
SMART HOSPITALS NIX “VAX MANDATE”
FOLLOWING THE VAXX SCIENCE (AND DEAD BABIES)
ZMIRAK: IF SCREWTAPE, SITTING IN HIS CORNER OFFICE, WISHED TO ENSURE THAT THE GODLESS LEFT AND ITS WOKE CULT PREVAILS, HE COULDN’T COME UP WITH A BETTER MEANS THAN INTEGRALISM TO SHATTER THE PRO-LIFE, PRO-FAMILY MOVEMENT.
PACHAMAMAPOPE HAS ERECTED A PAGAN SCENE AT VATICAN IN PLACE OF THE CHRISTMAS CRECHE
DR. KAREN KINGSTON: IT’S OUR LEADERS AND OFFICIALS WHO ARE COMMITTING ACTS OF WAR AGAINST US, NOT THE SCAMDEMIC
1P5 FLUNKIE, THE BLESSED SAMMONS: WE RECOGNIZE THAT FRANCIS IS THE LEGITIMATE POPE AND THAT AS POPE HE IS OUR HOLY FATHER WHO DESERVES OUR OBEDIENCE. YET AT THE SAME TIME WE RESIST ALL ASPECTS OF HIS WORK THAT ARE CONTRARY TO APOSTOLIC TRADITION, OKAY?!
CRISISMAG’S ‘DEFINITELYPOPE’ SAMMONS: THE POPE WAS NEVER A DELPHIC ORACLE, DAMMIT!
WITHOUT THE CONQUISTADORS, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO APPARITION OF OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE
POPE OF PERVCHURCH: LESBIAN PRIDE NUN ‘SR. GRAMICK IS A VALIANT WOMAN’
CDC: 80% OF OMICRON CASES FOUND IN THE FULLY VACCINATED, A THIRD OF THEM HAD RECEIVED A BOOSTER DOSE
Someone in jest wanted to know if or when “Earth Mother” herself would show up at the Vatican carnival creche. To me, it seems like the whole thing (fauna, flora, foodstuffs, flutes, fiesta figurines, etc.) is a paean of elation and praise to Pachamama, ancient goddess of the Andes, and of Inca Peru in particular. Although her particular statue is nowhere to be found on the set, she, like Francis (paradoxically MIA from both interior and exterior opening ceremonies), is its “raison d’etre.”