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PET FRANCISCARDINAL CUPICH GETS SOME AWARD IN SPOKANE, TELLS FAITHLESS FABLE OF MAN WHO FELL IN A WHOLE BUT HIS PRAYERS DIDN’T HELP.

HISSES TO THOSE CLERICS SEEKING TO HIDE FROM THEIR SACRED RESPONSIBILITIES IN THIS DIRE HOUR.

NO MORE BISHOPS SIGNING?  THUS HENRY VIII BECOMES A “SAINT” IN THE NEW CHURCH OF FRANCIS?

LIFESITE PETITION

‘CATHOLIC’ SHEA SITE ON THE FC: “BETWEEN THE HOLOCAUST DENIERS, AND THE SSPX KOOKS AND ASSORTED OTHER FRINGE FIGURES, ALL BACKED BY NUTTY SITES LIKE 1 PETER 5 AND RORATE COELI, THE WHOLE THING IS ABSURD TO ME.”

HOW SOON BEFORE THEY BAN EUDORA WELTY?

VICTORY! FARMER CAN SELL AT FARMERS MARKET EVEN THOUGH HE’S CATHOLIC!

FRANCISMASS: MAJORITY OF FAITHLESS AMERICAMAG READERS VERY HAPPY WITH THE LITURGY AT THEIR PARISH

AUTHORITARIANFRANCIS: UNREASONABLE AN A PROTESTANT WAY

FRANCISGOSPEL IS RAW POWER ABSENT TRUTH OR REASON

CORRECTABLEFRANCIS:  PARTY BOSS

FR. HUNWICKE: THE SSPX PARTICIPATION IN THE FC IS EVIDENCE THAT THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN PROPER CANONICAL STATUS WITHOUT FURTHER NITPICKING

NOW THAT FRANCIS’ HERESY HAS FINALLY BEEN IDENTIFIED AND ACCUSED, THE CARDINALS LIKELY HAVE SOMETHING PROFOUND IN THE WORKS

“WE MADE A MISTAKE” – IN CLUMSY SWAT FRAME-UP, FRANCISVATICAN PUT THE WRONG DATE ON PRE-WRITTEN LETTER SAYING THAT AUDITOR MILONE ‘FREELY RESIGNS.’

GOOD MORNING, VATICAN CITY CITIZENS!  THERE WILL BE 15 MINUTES OF CALISTHENICS FOLLOWED BY A 5-HOUR LECTURE ON THE SOCIAL GOSPEL OF OUR DEAR LEADER.

SSPX-TULSA IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED

CAN YOU ACCESS FR. MARTIN’S GAY ADVOCACY FROM INSIDE THE VATICAN?

NOW THEN, THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO FIGHT DOCTRINAL CORRUPTION, HERESY, THAN BY EXPOSING ITS INTRINSIC CONTRACTIONS

SKOJEC: WITH VATICAN ON THE DEFENSIVE, NOW IS THE TIME FOR FORMAL CORRECTION

FAITHFUL CANADIAN PARISHIONER BANNED FROM PARISH AND SACRAMENTS, ARCHDIOCESE SILENT

ARE THEY BLOCKING CHILD PORN IN FRANCISVATICAN?