{"id":15565,"date":"2020-03-22T18:54:07","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T22:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/?p=15565"},"modified":"2020-03-22T18:54:07","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T22:54:07","slug":"catholic-headlines-3-22-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/?p=15565","title":{"rendered":"CATHOLIC HEADLINES 3.22.20"},"content":{"rendered":"

THE OLD JOKE, SO HACKNEYED I CAN BARELY MAKE MYSELF WRITE IT, IS THAT A SWEATER IS AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING A CHILD WEARS WHEN ITS MOTHER GETS COLD, HAS BECOME OFFICIAL POLICY<\/a>.<\/p>\n

HOW MANY SUICIDES FROM BANKRUPTCY ARE EQUAL TO AN 85-YEAR-OLD EMPHYSEMA PATIENT SUCCUMBING TO CORONAVIRUS<\/a>?<\/em><\/p>\n

WHAT EXACT PRICE<\/a> IS WORTH IT FOR TO SEMI-SORT-OF-KINDA SLOW THIS SOUPED-UP COLD VIRUS?<\/em><\/p>\n

THERE\u2019S NO POINT IN DEBATING HOSTILE, DISHONEST PEOPLE WHO CAN\u2019T FIGURE OUT WHEN THEY\u2019RE WRONG.<\/p>\n

\u201cURBI ET ORBI\u201d BLESSING:\u00a0 POPE OF THE UNIVERSALLY CANCELLED CHURCH OFFERS A FEW MISERABLE BLEAK TELEVISED EASTER CRUMBS TO HIS IMPRISONED VIRUSFLOCK<\/a><\/p>\n

CANCELLED MASS FRANCISTRADS OF THE BLESSED VIRUS:\u00a0 HEY BOSS!\u00a0 WE NEED A VIDEO OF YOU DOING YOUR STAR WARS IMITATIONS ABOUT C212\u2019S FRANK WALKER AND HOW HE LIES!\u00a0 IT\u2019D BE COMEDY GOLD, BOSS!\u00a0 COMEDY GOLD<\/a>!<\/p>\n

PERSPECTIVE: NUMBER OF CORONAVIRUS DEATHS IN US THIS YEAR FINALLY PASSES NUMBER OF FLU DEATHS<\/a> IN US LAST WEEK<\/p>\n

\u201cJUST AS WE NOW HAVE TO CONTEND WITH TSA SECURITY MEASURES AT OUR AIRPORTS, WHERE THE GOVERNMENT TELLS US IN SO MANY WAYS, \u201cWE HATE YOU,\u201d SO TOO DOES A NEW BUREAUCRACY WAIT IN THE WINGS TO EMERGE<\/a> AND MAKE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL.\u201d<\/p>\n

NO GOVERNMENT HAS THE AUTHORITY TO SHUT DOWN A NATION<\/a><\/p>\n

DO NOT OBEY THESE IDIOTS!\u00a0 KEEP YOUR BUSINESSES OPEN! YOUR SCHOOLS OPEN! YOUR FACTORIES OPEN! YOUR STORES OPEN! YOUR RESTAURANTS OPEN<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n

CORONALAND: AS A RESULT OF ONE BELT AND ONE ROAD, THERE ARE MORE THAN 300,000 CHINESE<\/a> LIVING IN ITALY.<\/p>\n

THE VATICAN SURRENDERS TO CHINA<\/a><\/p>\n

FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY AND TO STOP THE SPREAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS, SKOJEC AND THE FRANCIS BISHOPS MUST STOP PUTTING ON THEIR TONGUES THAT DANGEROUS FOOD WHICH IS “POSSIBLY” CARRYING “PATHOGENS<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

A SAINT IS ONE WHO CAN STAND AT THE ETERNAL GATES AND SAY, \u201cHELLO. I AM HOME<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n

MASS-CANCELLED CATHOLIC, DO YOU NEED A 50 FOOT TALL NEON SIGN<\/a>?<\/p>\n

HEADLINES FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE<\/a>!<\/p>\n

FRANCISENEMY, MATTEO SALVINI: MAKING ITALY PRAY<\/a> AGAIN<\/p>\n

NO BISHOP CAN ABROGATE OUR CANONICAL RIGHT<\/a> TO THE SACRAMENTS<\/p>\n

YOUNG, 7 FT PACHAMAMA-DUNKER TWEETS HE HAS WEAK LUNGS<\/a>; GETS THOUSANDS OF WELL-WISHES FROM PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THEIR HOMES WITH SHUTTERED CATHOLIC CHURCHES, COLLAPSED BUSINESSES, RELATIVES DYING ALONE WITHOUT SACRAMENTS, AND OTHER FLUS.<\/p>\n

THE U.S. BLESSEDVIRUS DEATH TOLL IS CURRENTLY 263.\u00a0 WHAT IS THE TOLL IN OPPRESSION, RUINED BUSINESSES, DEPLETED SAVINGS, AND LOST SOULS<\/a>?<\/p>\n

TODAY\u2019S HERESY: QUESTIONING THE RESPONSE<\/a> TO THE CORONAVIRUS<\/p>\n

MESSAGE TO PRISON CALIFORNIA WARDEN NEWSOM: THE PRISONERS AREN’T STAYING IN THEIR CELLS<\/a> AS YOU COMMANDED<\/p>\n

TWO BROOKLYN PRIEST TEST POSITIVE<\/a> FOR THE BLESSED VIRUS<\/p>\n

FERRARA:\u00a0 WHY THE OUTRIGHT SUPPRESSION OF MASSES, AND THE CONSEQUENT TOTAL DEPRIVATION OF HOLY COMMUNION, WHEN THERE HAS BEEN NO DEPRIVATION OF PIZZA, GROCERIES OR MCDONALD\u2019S HAMBURGERS<\/a> ANYWHERE?<\/p>\n

A POOR MAD WOMAN SCREAMETH AT HER HAIRBRUSH<\/a> IN THE DAY OF THE BLESSED VIRUS<\/p>\n

SOME THINGS ARE WORSE THAN DEATH. THE ROMAN MARTYRS KNEW IT. THE RECUSANTS OF ELIZABETH I’S ENGLAND KNEW IT. THE RUSSIAN DISSIDENTS KNEW IT. OUR OWN FOREFATHERS KNEW IT. BUT SOMEHOW IN 2020, TO OUR SHAME, WE’VE FORGOTTEN<\/a>.<\/p>\n

TEN THOUSAND USEFUL IDIOT SKOJEC-GORDON BLOWHARD EXCUSES WHY IT\u2019S GREAT THAT ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS CANCELLED MASS AND THE SACRAMENTS<\/a> ALL OVER THE PLANET FOR OUR OWN STUNTVIRUS GOOD<\/p>\n

CLOUDING THE ISSUE OF DUBIOUS PAPAL VALIDITY, THE REMNANT\u2019S MATT BLAMES ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS ON THE 20TH<\/sup> CENTURY CHURCH [35:00] AGAIN<\/a>.<\/p>\n

NO MASS MEANS NO EVIL SECOND COLLECTION<\/a><\/p>\n

SPANISH BISHOP JUAN ANTONIO REIG PLA<\/a>: \u201cTHERE IS NO NEED TO DENY THE BREAD FROM HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO ARE ABLE TO ATTEND MASS AND DESIRE GOD’S COMFORT.\u201d<\/p>\n

GERMAN BORN PERU BISHOP RETRACTS ON \u201cPHONE CONFESSION<\/a>\u201d FRANCISPLANS<\/p>\n

FRANCISCHURCH: LIVESTREAMING<\/a> THE TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS SINCE ATTENDING ONE IS ALMOST COMPLETELY ILLEGAL<\/p>\n

IF POLICE STATE CHINA IS \u2018OBVIOUSLY LYING\u2019 ABOUT A COMPLETE END TO THE CORONAVIRUS, THEN WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE DIRE REPORTS FROM THEIR HEAVY TRADING PARTNER<\/a>; LOCKED-DOWN, PRO-DEATH, SOCIALIST, FRANCIS-HAPPY ITALY?<\/p>\n

CD. ZEN REPEATS: PAROLIN IS MANIPULATING THE FRANCIS. \u201cARE WE GOING TOWARDS THE UNITY OF THE CHURCH IN CHINA?\u201d ZEN ASKED. \u201cWHAT KIND OF UNITY<\/a>? WHICH KIND OF CHURCH?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THE OLD JOKE, SO HACKNEYED I CAN BARELY MAKE MYSELF WRITE IT, IS THAT A SWEATER IS AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING A CHILD WEARS WHEN ITS MOTHER GETS COLD, HAS BECOME OFFICIAL POLICY. HOW MANY SUICIDES FROM BANKRUPTCY ARE EQUAL TO AN 85-YEAR-OLD EMPHYSEMA PATIENT SUCCUMBING TO CORONAVIRUS? WHAT EXACT PRICE IS WORTH IT FOR …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15565"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15570,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565\/revisions\/15570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}