{"id":15991,"date":"2020-05-23T20:27:49","date_gmt":"2020-05-24T00:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/?p=15991"},"modified":"2020-05-25T07:56:13","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T11:56:13","slug":"15991","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/?p=15991","title":{"rendered":"CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.24.20"},"content":{"rendered":"

NEW YORK CLOWNCARDINAL DOLAN: I APPRECIATE TRUMP\u2019S SENSITIVITY THAT CHURCH IS AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE, BUT WE NEED TO BE ATTENTIVE TO HEALTH CARE OF OUR PEOPLE AND REOPEN IN A GRADUAL LAYERED WAY<\/a>, DAMMIT.<\/p>\n

FOLLOWING TRUMP\u2019S AND THE BISHOPS\u2019 DEMANDS, MINNESOTA GOVERNOR PERMITS<\/a> UP TO 250 TO ATTEND CHURCH SERVICES.<\/em><\/p>\n

JUDAS VORIS THE CHASTEGAY FRIENEMY<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

FRANCIS\u2019S MISERABLE PERVCURIA TIRED OF HIS EVIL BACKSTABBING<\/a>?<\/p>\n

TRUMP WANTS MASS BACK \u2013 FRANCISBISHOPS DON’T<\/a><\/p>\n

MILWAUKEE’S VERY STRANGE<\/a> CHURCH RE-OPENING<\/p>\n

WHY WAS CHURCH MILITANT APPARENTLY AFRAID TO USE THIS HEADLINE: \u201cTHE POPE [FRANCIS] COVERED UP PRIEST\u2019S ABUSE OF MY SON<\/a>\u201d?<\/p>\n

NOTORIOUS HARVARD VIRUSPROFESSOR, STEVEN PINKER, BLAMES CHRISTIANITY\u2019S \u2018MALIGNANT\u2019 BELIEF<\/a> IN AFTERLIFE FOR LOCKDOWN PROTESTS<\/p>\n

RUMORS OF CLIPBOARD-CARRYING CONTACT TRACERS<\/a> HARASSING CONFESSION LINES?<\/p>\n

FEW<\/a> FANS:\u00a0 AS LOCKDOWN ENDS, THE FAITHLESS FRANCIS BLESSES \u2018CROWD\u2019 IN ST. PETER\u2019S SQUARE WHO ARE JUST AS SOCIALLY DISTANT FROM HIM AS EVER.<\/em><\/p>\n

WHEN DID MICHAEL VORIS\u2019S WIG GO PLATINUM BLONDE<\/a>?<\/p>\n

“IF WE CAN SAVE EVEN ONE LIFE FROM FRANCISPLANET\u2019S DEADLY LOCKDOWN<\/a>, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!”<\/p>\n

CREEPY VIRUS-HEADED FR. DANIEL HORAN:\u00a0 YOU WHO REFUSE THE HOLY MASK OPPOSE GOD<\/a> AND THE GOOD!<\/p>\n

1P5 LEADING CATHOLIC LIGHT\u2019 THE NASTY AND WELL-FUNDED STEVE SKOJEC CALLS C212\u2019S WALKER AN \u2018A-HOLE, AND A PARASITE WHO MAKES HIS LIFE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, AND ONLY TEARS THINGS DOWN!\u2019\u00a0 – \u2018I DON\u2019T GET ALONG WITH COFFIN, BUT HE\u2019S NOT THAT DAMN FRANK<\/a>!\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n

SHAMED BY TRUMP\u2019S CHRISTIAN FAITH, WEASELY WASHINGTON STATE FRANCISBISHOPS DEFEND<\/a> THEIR CANCELLED VIRUSCHURCH<\/p>\n

CV\u2019S HOLY HERREID: THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CONFIDENT AND STRONG I FEEL, THE MORE READILY I CRY<\/a> WHEN I SEE PEOPLE SUFFERING?<\/p>\n

CHURCHMILITANT NAZI NILES:\u00a0 SSPX IS NOT EXEMPT!\u00a0 SOME OF YOU PEOPLE<\/a> OUT THERE THINK IT IS!<\/em><\/p>\n

NAZI NILES TRUE OR FALSE:\u00a0 FR. RAMON ANGLES, TOP CANONICAL ADVISOR, A KEY PERSON IN NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE SSPX & ROME, AND THE MAN WHO CRAFTED SSPX CHILD PROTECTION POLICIES IS AN ACCUSED RAPIST, PEDERAST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n

CANCELCHURCH: FRANCIS PHONES PRIEST IN THE MIDDLE OF MASS.\u00a0 PRIEST PUTS HIM ON THE MICROPHONE FROM SACRISTY FOR BIG CAREER-ENHANCING APPLAUSE<\/a><\/p>\n

CORONAVIRUS-LOCKDOWN, GERMAN CHURCH PLAYS MOSQUE<\/a><\/p>\n

VIRUSCHURCH: FORBIDDEN MATCHBOX COMMUNION RESURRECTED AS CAN COMMUNION<\/a> IN SWITZERLAND<\/p>\n

BEWILDERING BP. SCHNEIDER: CORONAVIRUS SCAMDEMIC IS GOD\u2019S PUNISHMENT<\/a> FOR COMMUNION IN THE HAND?<\/p>\n

MINNESOTA MAYOR PLANNING TO ARREST<\/a> CATHOLICS?<\/em><\/p>\n

C.C. PECKNOLD THE LATEST TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IF CATHOLIC SCHOOLS WERE ANYTHING LIKE CATHOLIC<\/a>, THEY WOULDN\u2019T BE COLLAPSING.<\/p>\n

CM NAZI NILES PINNED TWEET: I\u2019M NOT HOSTILE TOWARD THE SSPX.\u00a0 I JUST HATE SEX ABUSE, SEE, AND I\u2019LL EXPOSE IT ANYWHERE, DAMMIT [EXCEPT CASA SANTA MARTA<\/a>?]<\/p>\n

INTRODUCING THE TRAINING BURQA<\/a>!<\/p>\n

HOLY MARK SHEA: BUILDING BRIDGES OF TRUST VS. WINNING<\/a><\/p>\n

SMEARMASTER \u2018NAZI NILES\u2019:\u00a0 SSPX PARISHIONERS ARE TAUGHT TO REVERE THEIR PRIESTS & NEVER QUESTION THEM. IF YOU DO, YOU’RE “DISOBEDIENT<\/a>!”<\/em><\/p>\n

YOU’RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH<\/a>, DAMMIT!<\/p>\n

CNN TO TRUMP:\u00a0 THE CDC GUIDELINES<\/a> DO NOT MANDATE THAT HOUSES OF WORSHIP OPEN ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.<\/p>\n

PALERMO DON LEONARDO RICOTTA REMOVED BY NOTORIOUS BP. LOREFICE FOR URGING PEOPLE NOT TO ACCEPT<\/a> THE UNHOLY VIRUSMASS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NEW YORK CLOWNCARDINAL DOLAN: I APPRECIATE TRUMP\u2019S SENSITIVITY THAT CHURCH IS AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE, BUT WE NEED TO BE ATTENTIVE TO HEALTH CARE OF OUR PEOPLE AND REOPEN IN A GRADUAL LAYERED WAY, DAMMIT. FOLLOWING TRUMP\u2019S AND THE BISHOPS\u2019 DEMANDS, MINNESOTA GOVERNOR PERMITS UP TO 250 TO ATTEND CHURCH SERVICES. JUDAS VORIS THE CHASTEGAY FRIENEMY …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15991"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15994,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15991\/revisions\/15994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingblock.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}