CATHOLIC HEADLINES 3.11.18

HORRIBLE ANIMAL MUTATIONS HAPPENING IN FRANCIS’ ARGENTINA

CHANNEL YOUR RIGHTEOUS ANGER. CHECK THE REST.

THE POPE’S AMORIS LAETITIA APPEARS TO HAVE FALLEN INTO THE HERESIES OF MARTIN LUTHER AND SITUATION ETHICS WHICH ARE CONDEMNED BY TRENT AND VERITATIS SPLENDOR.

FRANCISGOSPEL WOULD BE A DUNG-HEAP COVERED WITH SNOW, IF THERE WERE ANY SNOW ON IT.

“BE YE PERFECT, EVEN AS FR ROSICA IS PERFECT.”

TIME TO GET RID OF TYRANNICAL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

DEFENDER OF THE CRISTEROS, PIUS XI, WAS NO FAITHLESS, CHICOM-OBEDIENT FRANCIS

CHUCK NORRIS (FR. GEORGE RUTLER) ON COMMUNION IN THE HAND

WHAT HONEST GOOD IS AN IGNORANT CONSCIENCE, ANYWAY?

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EWW.

REMEMBER WHEN HUMANAE VITAE WAS PROMULGATED WITH GREAT FANFARE, DIOCESAN INSTRUCTION, AND ACCLAIM LIKE AMORIS LAETITIA? NO?

DEATHACADEMY ABP. PAGLIA ON ALFIE EVANS: THE HOSPITAL IS SIMPLY ‘SUSPENDING A SITUATION OF THERAPEUTIC OBSTINACY’, SEE? BUT THE PARENTS HAVE MY ‘CLOSENESS.’

FRANCISCHURCH: ONLY THE FORMER HEAD OF ACADEMY FOR LIFE, CD. SGRECCIA, A CATHOLIC, STANDS UP FOR LITTLE ALFIE EVANS AGAINST HIS TYRANT UK KILLERS

DEAR FRANCISCATHOLICS, SHOULD WE RESIGN OURSELVES TO HAVING OUR ALFIES TOO?

FERROL TO PONTEDEUME, OR THAT WAS HARD

A PHOTO JOURNEY THROUGH THE GAY FRANCISCHURCH OF SHAME.

IS IT CAR KARAOKE PRIESTS? NO, IT’S BOXING NUNS!

RELATIVISM, PROPORTIONALISM, AMORIS LAETITIA

HOLDING MORAL THEORY ACCOUNTABLE

24 HOUR FRANCISFLOP: THE SHEEP KNOW A TRUE SHEPHERD

THE FEAST OF THE FORTY MARTYRS

MARY WAGNER, INSPIRATION FOR THE RED ROSE RESCUES, IS RELEASED FROM PRISON.

TO HAVE NOTHING OF CHRIST IN YOUR HOME.

MORE FAITHFUL CATHOLICS FIGHTING FRANCISCHURCH ROT