HOLY WEEK: PICK UP YOUR CROSS AND FOLLOW THE LORD!
MEET THE SUPERFICIAL, LAZY, SLOW-WITTED GOD OF CARDINAL GRECH
“JUST LIKE JABBA THE HUTT, FRANCIS HAS BECOME A NON-WALKING EXAMPLE OF GLUTTONY. HIS CIRCUMFERENCE IS ALMOST THE SIZE OF GREENLAND BY NOW, AND HIS FACE AND CHEEKS SLIDE DOWN FOREVER, FLOWING SEAMLESSLY INTO AN ENORMOUS NECK”
A TALE OF TWO VASTLY DIFFERENT MASSES
THE SILENCE OF THE BELLS ON HOLY THURSDAY
SPY WEDNESDAY: THE FINAL PRAYERS
ARE IRREVERENT MASSES BINDING ON SUNDAYS?
ARE IRREVERENT MASSES BINDING ON SUNDAYS? “WE HAVE GOTTEN THINGS UPSIDE-DOWN: WE’LL GRIT OUR TEETH AT A JAMBOREE HOOTENANNY MASS BECAUSE WE THINK WE ‘HAVE TO GO,’ BUT THEN WE’LL MOW THE BACK YARD WHEN WE GET HOME”
