PIEPER, SCHUMACHER, AND THE MOTHER OF ALL VIRTUES
EVERYONE IN PURGATORY WILL BE A SAINT
ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ: VATICAN II’S NOSTRA AETATE EXHIBITS “TERRIBLE DISCONTINUITY” WITH PRE-CONCILIAR MAGISTERIUM
HOW PACHAMAMA CONQUERED COWBOY HAT AND THE TALLAHASSEE LAWYER
FRANCISEFFECT: U.S. FERTILITY RATE HITS RECORD LOW AFTER FOUR CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF DECLINE
“POSSESSION OF GIANT KILLER BEES IS SINFUL,” SAYS POPE
BALD-FACED PLANEFRANCIS: I WOULDN’T SAY A WORD ABOUT MY FRIEND, EVO, AND HIS BOLIVIAN OUSTER. I’M TOO STUPID AND INCOMPETENT FOR THAT ONE!
DOES CANON 17 REFUTE LIFESITENEWS’ THEOLOGIAN: “BENEDICT [MUST HAVE]… THOUGHT: I ONLY WANT TO RESIGN THE MINISTERIUM IF IT IS IN FACT DISTINCT FROM THE MUNUS”?
IN A FIRST, WV BISHOP DEMANDS HIS PREDECESSOR APOLOGIZE, PAY RESTITUTION
IT IS CLEAR EVEN TO MY SQUIRREL THAT IT WAS EXACTLY ATOMIC WEAPONS THAT GAVE US THE LONGEST PERIOD OF PEACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WEST.
YOU NEED TO DISARM YOURSELVES. OTHERWISE, HOW WILL NORTH KOREA BE ABLE TO BLACKMAIL YOU ALL? THEY ARE COMMIES, YOU KNOW. QUITE AFTER MY LIKING!!”
POPE FART BLATHERS ABOUT ATOMIC WEAPONS
1P5’S STEFANIE NICHOLAS: I LOVE YOU JORGE, AND I THINK OF YOU IN A HUMAN WAY, AND I’M GOING TO PRETEND YOU’RE A BABY SO I DON’T COMPLETELY LOSE MY FAITH IN GOD INSISTING THAT YOU’RE DEFINITELY POPE AND BLAMING HIM FOR YOU!?
BANGKOK – POPE CALLS FOR HUMANISM, NOT CONVERSION TO JESUS