COMMUNIST FRANCIS: DURING THIS HOLY SCAMDEMIC, DOCTORS, NURSES, STOREKEEPERS AND SUPERMARKET WORKERS, CLEANING PERSONNEL, CAREGIVERS, TRANSPORT WORKERS, ESSENTIAL SERVICES, PUBLIC SAFETY, VOLUNTEERS UNDERSTOOD THAT NO ONE IS SAVED ALONE!
VICAR OF THE VIRUS SNEAKS OVER IN THE POURING RAIN TO PIAZZA DI SPAGNA TO VENERATE OUR LADY ON HER FEAST. PRAYS FOR ALL THOSE “AFFLICTED BY SICKNESS AND DISCOURAGEMENT” [HIS CRUSHING, ANTI-CHURCH TYRANNY].
SOCCI: WESTERN MEDIA AND THE VATICAN ARE COMPLIANT WITH THE CHICOM VIRUSTYRANNY AND IT IS UP TO TRUMP TO DEFEND ITALY FROM THE FALSEHOODS OF THE COMMUNIST REGIME WHICH IS THE RUIN OF THE PLANET.
HONG KONG FRIENDS AND FAMILY WATCHING THEIR LOVED ONES BEING BUSED OUT BY CHINA – SENDING THEM TO ‘RE-EDUCATION’ CAMPS.
FRANCIS PROCLAIMS YEAR OF ST. JOSEPH
TEXAS SUES GEORGIA, MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, AND WISCONSIN AT SUPREME COURT OVER ELECTION RULES
“MASKS ARE PURE SUPERSTITION. PEOPLE THINK IT IS “OBVIOUS” THEY WORK BECAUSE THEY “COVER” THE FACE. NO OBJECTION EVIDENCE CAN PENETRATE THIS FALSE BELIEF. MASKS ARE MAGIC AND THAT IS THAT. ONLY BAD PEOPLE, UNBELIEVERS AND HEATHEN, DON’T WEAR THEM.”
CHINESE MEDIA: BIDEN WILL STOP U.S. ALLIES FROM CONFRONTING BEIJING
CHINESE ACADEMIC ADMITS BEIJING HAD PEOPLE IN US’ ‘INNER CIRCLE OF POWER’
FAITHLESS FRANCISTWEETER: ST. JOSEPH IS SO CLOSE TO OUR OWN HUMAN EXPERIENCE!
MICHIGAN LT GOV ATTENDED CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY CONFERENCE WITH SECRET MEETINGS, CHINESE MILITARY TIES
THE BLESSED FRANCIS OF PEACE TO SWISS GUARD: YOU CAN HAVE A NEW BARRACKS WHEN YOU RAISE THE MONEY YOURSELF!
FRANCISCHURCH: COVID-19 CRIB IN TURIN CATHEDRAL
CHUCK YEAGER, AMERICAN HERO
FEELING GUILTY ABOUT EVERYTHING? THANK CRITICAL RACE THEORY
NATIONAL RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION SAYS ONE IN SIX RESTAURANTS ACROSS AMERICA – 110,000 – HAS CLOSED, DESTROYING 3.2M JOBS – AND 37% OF THE SURVIVING EATERIES SAY THEY’LL HAVE TO SHUT IN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS
WITH PEWS EMPTIED BY COVID-19, A CATHOLIC RESEARCHER ASKS, ‘WHAT IF THEY NEVER COME BACK?’
AD DIEM ILLUM LAETISSIMUM
WHY WON’T GEORGIA PUBLISH THE SCANNED IMAGES OF THE BALLOTS?
NOT SATIRE: ANTIPOPE BERGOGLIO GIVING VATICAN EMPLOYEES TYLENOL PILLS AS CHRISTMAS GIFT.
SEE HOW CHINA VIEWS TRUMP, BIDEN, AND WALL STREET/DC ELITES STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH.
CATHOLIC FAMILIES, SCHOOLS FILE LAWSUIT CHALLENGING MICHIGAN’S EXTENDED COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS
‘THE LORD COMES NOT TO DESTROY, BUT TO SAVE!’ IT’S ADVENT!’ – ATTEMPTING TO APPEAR CATHOLIC, GREASY U.S. PERVBISHOPS WANT BILL BARR TO HALF THE COUPLE SCHEDULED DECEMBER EXECUTIONS OF VICIOUS KILLERS SINCE IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS.
‘IF WITH THIS LATEST SCALFARI MOVE, FRANCIS HAS STRENGTHENED THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY SAID THAT BENEDICT XVI CONTINUES TO BE POPE, EVEN IF ONLY A MASONIC VOICE IN ALLIANCE WITH HIMSELF, WHY SHOULD FRANCIS’ CRITICS NOT?’
GOD BLESS TANCRED, AND MAY HE GET WELL SOON. BUT IF – QUOD DEUS AVERTAT! – HE WERE TO DIE, IT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF A MAN; NOT OF ONE OF THESE PANSIES.
IS THE ‘SIX MONTH IMMUNITY’ VACCINE JUST BIRTH CONTROL?
ETERNAL SANTA: THEN I ONLY WONDERED WHO PUT THE TOYS IN THE STOCKING; NOW I WONDER WHO PUT THE STOCKING BY THE BED, AND THE BED IN THE ROOM, AND THE ROOM IN THE HOUSE, AND THE HOUSE ON THE PLANET, AND THE GREAT PLANET IN THE VOID.
FRANCISFAITHFUL AT RORATE CAELI: HERE IS THE PROCLAMATION OF THE HOLY FATHER! [THE FRANCIS OF SACRILEGIOUS COMMUNION, GAY CIVIL UNIONS, PRO-DEATH POLITICIANS, THE CHICOM GOV’T CHURCH, DEMON WORSHIP, CANCELLED MASSES, AND GLOBAL COMMUNISM!]
LAUDATO SI FRANCISCHAPEL IN THE PHILIPPINES
TRAD MOMS GET MAGAFIED!
