WEF INTRODUCES INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL CATEGORY OF ‘ECOCIDE’ TO CRIMINALIZE FARMING, FISHING AND ENERGY PRODUCTION
CENSORED QUARTERBACK: TOO BAD FOR NBC SPORTS THAT IT CAME ALONG TOO LATE TO COVER FEEDING CHRISTIANS TO LIONS AT THE COLISEUM.
MARXISM: TRANSGENDER INC. KEEPS DOUBLING IN SIZE
COMMUNIST FRANCIS CALLS FOR HEALTHCARE IN WEALTHY COUNTRIES TO BE EQUAL TO THE HEALTHCARE IN UNDEVELOPED SLUM COUNTRIES
FRANCIS TELLS FINNISH PROTESTANTS THAT THE SAINTS ARE A SOURCE OF UNITY WITH THEM [AS IF ANY ACTUAL SAINT WOULD AGREE, OR FRANCIS EVEN KNOWS WHAT A SAINT IS]
FAITHLESS, IGNORANT POPE OF VACUOUS BLATHER URGES CATHOLIC UNIVERSITIES TO PRIORITIZE GENUINE PASSION FOR TRUTH, RESIST FEAR AND SOCIETAL WALLS, AND COMMIT TO TRANSFORMATIVE EDUCATION AND ADDRESSING CONTEMPORARY ISSUES.
5 SWEDISH COPS FORCED TO PAY FINE TO CONVICTED SYRIAN MIGRANT WHO BRUTALLY-ATTACKED THEM
IN TAKING HIS CONDEMNATION OF SOCIALISM TO FRANCIS’S HOLY DAVOS, ARGENTINE LEADER MILEI FORGETS THAT THE PROBLEM IS REALLY FASCISM
FRANCISCHURCH: ‘THE POPE ISN’T THE CHURCH,’ DAMMIT! – WAFFLEY CD. MULLER TAKES HIS TIRED TURN AT CRISISMAG TRYING TO CONVINCE SCANDALIZED CATHOLICS THAT THEY’RE MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF PAPACIES
MISERABLE BISHOPS SIDE WITH ISLAMIC INVADERS AND THE NAZI GOV’T AGAINST THE COMMON IRISH PEOPLE THEY’RE RAPING AND KILLING
CANCELED BP. STRICKLAND URGES PRIESTS DO DEFEND THE UNBORN, FOCUSES ON MORALITY INSTEAD OF GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED PREGNANCY
FRANCIS’S TWISTED PERVCHURCH: SECOND ARGENTINE BISHOP IN ROW RESIGNS BEFORE INSTALLATION
COMMUNIST (PRO-INDIGENOUS) FRANCISPRIEST FR. JOSIAH K’OKAL FOUND DEAD IN VENEZUELAN WOODS, RULED AS SUICIDE. COMMUNISTS CRY FOUL
DICTATORPOPE TIGHTENS UP HIS CHOKEHOLD ON DIOCESAN CONTRACTS, BUSINESS
FRANCISPLANET: QUEBEC MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO SETTING 14 FOREST FIRES—TRUDEAU CLAIMED IT WAS CLIMATE CHANGE