CATHOLIC HEADLINES 3.26.23

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FRANCIS GIVES, ‘DO NOT GIVE INTO FEAR, DARKNESS, AND DEPRESSION.  I AM LIFE N HOPE N STUFF’ SPEECH

WHADDABOUT DIALOGUE/! – FRANCISPUPPET CD. MCELROY SLAMS EWTN FOR PERMITTING PEOPLE TO CALL HIM THE HERETIC THAT HE IS

FOOTBALL STAR ZÉ CARLOS COLLAPSES ON FIELD DURING MATCH, THEN COLLAPSES AGAIN ON THE SIDELINE (VIDEO)

FORD MOTORS LOSES BILLIONS ON FORCED ELECTRIC FRANCISCARS

AUSTRALIAN CATHOLICS DEFY FAR LEFT TO MARCH FOR UNBORN

UTAH STATE FOOTBALLER GOES INTO CARDIAC ARREST DURING PRACTICE

YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THEIR GOVERNMENT, BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE RUSSIAN HUMOR.

CHURCH MILITANT’S CREEPY RAIFE:  YOU USE OUR PRODUCT! YOU TAKE THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR AND BENEFIT FROM THEM. YOU, QUITE HONESTLY, HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT US IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY ABLE TO. AND THAT SUPPORT MEANS FINANCIAL!

“I RECOMMEND REPLACING VORIS, RAFE, NILES AND COMPANY WITH JESUS, OUR LADY, ST. JOSEPH, YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL AND ALL THE ANGELS AND SAINTS OF HEAVEN.”

BUT JESUS HID HIMSELF

Canon212 Update: How Catholic Is The American Church Supposed to Be At This Point?

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JILL BIDEN: “WE NEED MORE MEN” TO PROMOTE KILLING BABIES IN ABORTIONS

DON’T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT

WENZHOU, PARENTS ASKED TO SIGN A “KINDERGARTEN FAMILY COMMITMENT NOT TO BELIEVE IN RELIGION”

MORE 70’S SWISHOPS? YOUR SLIP IS SHOWING, MICHAEL.  WHILE GERMAN FAITHFUL MAY FOLD, WE’RE CATHOLICS IN AMERICA.

APPEALS COURT BLOCKS JOE BIDEN’S COVID VACCINE MANDATE FOR FEDERAL WORKERS

GERMAN FREAKBISHOPS TRASH MORAL CODE FOR ‘CATHOLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS’

DEATHCHURCH:  HAVING FRANCIS FLY TO CANADA, DRESS UP AND ACT LIKE AN INDIAN, AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE GOOD WORK OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH COSTS 55 MILLION DOLLARS!

US CARRIES OUT AN AIR STRIKE ON IRANIAN TARGETS IN SYRIA

DESANTIS SAYS HE ‘DEALS BETTER WITH THE REGULAR PEOPLE’

FLASHBACK:  SUSPECT CONFESSES TO THE MURDER OF BISHOP DAVID O’CONNELL, LA PROSECUTOR SAYS

VICAR OF FALSE MERCY AND UNREPENTANCE TO PRIESTS:  DO MORE OF THOSE COMMUNAL CONFESSIONS LIKE WE DID DURING MY SCAMDEMIC!

Canon212 Update: The FrancisMass Has Been Drafted. How Much Will It Cost To Get In?

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BERGOGLIO, PERONIST AND POPULIST. HE DENIES IT, BUT ALSO CONTRADICTS HIMSELF

FRANCIS’S RADICAL BACKGROUND:  PERSONIST, BUT NOT PERONIST.  COMMUNIST, BUT NOT, OK?

“SO, NO TRADITIONAL MASS, WHILE PAGAN RITES ARE INCORPORATED IN NEW “MASSES”.  WHATEVER THIS IS, IT ISN’T CATHOLICISM.”

MOM OF 2 YOUNG GIRLS SUES CHIEF OF POLICE, AIR FORCE OFFICIALS FOR TARGETING HER AFTER SHE SLAMMED SEXUAL POSTERS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

TRUE TRADS DON’T JAB

CRASHING DESANTIS SAYS TRUMP SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED THE 2020 STEAL BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD’VE DONE.

BLESSED NEW YORK TIMES:  CENTURIES OF STARGAZING LEAVE JESUIT NAMES WRITTEN IN THE HEAVENS!

PENTIN:  PERHAPS IF THE PRIEST’S SUPREME DIGNITY AND EXALTED RESPONSIBILITY WERE REDISCOVERED IN TODAY’S CHURCH, SO MANY OF OUR CONTEMPORARY ECCLESIASTICAL ILLS MIGHT BE HEALED.

RON NEEDS BETTER HANDLERS: DESANTIS WAFFLES, BACKTRACKS ON UKRAINE WAR, THEN USES JOHN MCCAIN GASOLINE LINE TO INSULT RUSSIANS

DISNEY PREPARING TO LAY OFF THOUSANDS OF WORKERS

SOUTHWEST PILOT SUFFERS MEDICAL EMERGENCY, BECOMES INCAPACITATED MID-FLIGHT

ABUSE HOAX: FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST JOHN PAUL II