CATHOLIC HEADLINES

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LENT AND THE LION OF MUNSTER-PART III

HAPPY FEAST OF POPE ST. GREGORY THE GREAT: “THE HOLY UNIVERSAL CHURCH TEACHES THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO WORSHIP GOD TRULY EXCEPT IN HER AND ASSERTS THAT ALL WHO ARE OUTSIDE OF HER WILL NOT BE SAVED.”

JANE FONDA AND GEORGE SOROS ARE MORE INFALLIBLE THAN FRANCIS.

DOCTORS ARE BAFFLED AFTER 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL SUFFERED CARDIAC ARREST WHILE AT A CHEER COMPETITION

21-YEAR-OLD MMA FIGHTER ISAIAH ABELS SUFFERS A CARDIAC ARREST DURING FIGHT

DEFENSIVE VICAR OF DEATH MAKES EXCUSES FOR HIS CATTY, VICIOUS HANDLING OF ACTUAL POPE BENEDICT’S FUNERAL

DEATHCHURCH:  FRANCIS’S GERMAN FREAKBISHOPS VOTE FOR TRANNY ‘PRIESTS’

STANFORD LAW STUDENTS ARE THE ENEMY:  ELITE COMMUNIST LAW SCHOOLS STUDENTS AND THEIR DEAN SHOUT DOWN, HUMILIATE CATHOLIC FEDERAL JUDGE WHO CAME TO SPEAK

MÜLLER: FRANCIS’S LATEST MASS-CRUSHING RESCRIPTUM IS A “BRUTAL INTOLERANCE”

ISABEL:  UK’S MOST WANTED CRIMINAL

DID FRANCIS BUMP HERETIC CD. MARX FROM THE CURIAL GANG OF NINE AND REPLACE HIM WITH HERETIC CD. HOLLERICH AS A SIGN OF DISAPPROVAL TO THE GERMAN BISHOPS?

OHIO DIOCESAN DEATHVAXX CZAR, FR. LUMPE, GETS COVID AGAIN

BISHOP OF STUPIDVILLE CANCELS LATIN MASS WHICH WAS IN CONFORMITY WITH TRADBASHING CUSTODIAN

NOW THEY’RE HAVING LADY LOUNGE ACTS IN ST. MICHAEL’S CATHEDRAL, TORONTO?

THE SYNODAL (“WALKING TOGETHER”) WAY – GERMAN STYLE

IN HIS @DERSYNODALEWEG  ADDRESS, BISHOP BONNY OF ANTWERP EXPLAINS HOW SAME-SEX BLESSINGS WERE INTRODUCED IN BELGIUM AND THAT FRANCIS’S UNHOLY AMORIS LAETITIA WAS THE FOUNDATION.

GERMAN PERVCHURCH:  FRANCIS’S BELOVED GAY NEW WAYS MINISTRY SENDS “HEARTFELT THANKS FOR THE SYNODAL WAY’S BRAVE MOVE TOWARDS GREATER JUSTICE AND MORE COMPASSIONATE PASTORAL CARE!”

 

Canon212 Update: Who Would a FrancisBishop Anathematize?

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EVIL OLD LENTEN FRANCISPREACHER, FR. CANTALAMESSY:  “EVANGELIZATION DOES NOT BEGIN WITH MORALITY BUT KERYGMA (PROCLAMATION)…NOT WITH THE LAW BUT WITH THE GOSPEL!”

FRANCIS DIRECTLY CONDEMNS NICARAGUA’S ‘GROSS DICTATORSHIP’ FOR PUTTING ONE OF HIS BISHOPS IN PRISON.  HOW BAD CAN ORTEGA BE IF FRANCIS DOESN’T LIKE HIM?  HOW GOOD COULD BISHOP ALVAREZ BE IF FRANCIS THINKS HE’S A ‘VERY SERIOUS, VERY CAPABLE MAN?’

THANK YOU, O HOLY FRANCISBISHOP OF STEUPENVILLE!

STOLEN AMERICA:  BLINKEN KISSES HOMOSEXUAL FOR “INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY”

WAPO REPORT ATTACKS ‘CATHOLIC LAITY AND CLERGY FOR RENEWAL’ WHO OUTED USCCB ‘GRINDR MONSIGNOR’

“THE PROJECT’S EXISTENCE REFLECTS A NEWLY EMPOWERED AMERICAN CATHOLIC RIGHT WING!”

FAUX-CATHOLIC SANT’EGIDIO MUSLIM-SHUTTLING SERVICE ‘RELAUNCHES DIALOGUE’ WITH SHIITE ISLAM IN IRAQ

Canon212 Update: It’s Not Just One or Two Slimy Characters

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“WE’RE DONE” – MONSTERGOVERNOR NEWSOM SHUTS WALGREENS OUT OF CALIFORNIA BUSINESS, WON’T RENEW $54 MILLION CONTRACT OVER DECISION TO STOP SELLING ABORTION PILLS IN SOME STATES

WASHINGTON POST COMPLAINS THAT CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERTARIANS ARE PREVENTING FUTURE PANDEMIC LOCKDOWNS

FR. DANIEL NOLAN ON RUSSIA AND UKRAINE: “WHAT’S WORSE: PUTTING A BODY IN A GRAVEYARD, OR PUTTING A SOUL IN HELL?”

FRANCIS’S GERMAN SYNODERS VOTE ON ORDINATION OF TRANNIES

LYING FRANCIS TOO BUSY TO DO THE BISHOP OF ROME DUTY UPON WHICH HE INSISTS

FR. DANIEL NOLAN: IS VLADIMIR PUTIN IN THE HAND OF SATAN, OR IS HE IN THE HAND OF GOD AS HIS INSTRUMENT?

FR. MCTEIGUE TALKS TO DOM ALCUIN REID ABOUT THE FRANCISCHURCH ATTACKS ON THE ANCIENT MASS

VICAR OF SECULAR STUNTCAUSES: “THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAVE ALSO SEEN AN INCREASE IN THE NUMBER OF FEMALE ACCIDENT CASES, REMINDING US THAT THE FULL PROTECTION OF WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE HAS NOT YET BEEN ACHIEVED”