Canon212 Update: Shall Our Betters Tell Us That Every Faithless FrancisSaint is in Heaven Now Too?

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THE MARTIN CHRONICLES:  “TIME TO GET A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE”

“HISTORY HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. IT HAS NEVER BEEN THIS BAD.”

GAME OF THRONES IS BAD — AND BAD FOR YOU

MAN WHO THREATENED TO KILL RELIGIOUS SISTER IN BROOKLYN ARRESTED—BUT THEN FREED

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ FR. GEOGE RUTLER’S TAKE ON TRUMP’S SPEECH, WELL…..

TRUECHURCH: WHILE THINGS ARE BLACK, THEY ARE ALSO ‘PROGRESSING’

ORTHODOX CHURCH OF PUERTO RICO ENTERS INTO UNION WITH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

PRIESTS LIKE FATHER GERALD MURRAY REPRESENT THE HOPE FOR RESTORATION IN THE CHURCH. PRIESTS LIKE FATHER MARTIN REPRESENT AN ACCELERATING DECADENCE

GERHARD MULLER: GOOD SOLDIER FOR WHOM?

CD. MULLER: WHO’S NEXT TO BE DISMISSED IN THE UNMANLY MANNER OF COCCOCHURCH?

Canon212 Update: Why Propagate New FrancisGuidelines for Sanctity? Just Check Them Against the Five Points Cd. Muller Flunked

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GERMAN REPORT:  FRANCIS RUDELY GRILLED CD. MULLER TO SEE IF HE SUPPORTED HIS SACRILEGIOUS, HERETICAL AND LADYPRIEST AGENDAS PRIOR TO SACKING.

WORKERS FORCED TO FOREGO THEIR REGULAR OBLIGATIONS AND SPEND AN HOUR AT CARD TABLE FRANCISMASS DON’T LOOK TOO COMFORTABLE.

IMPASSE: COMMUNISTS DEMAND NO VATICAN CONTROL OVER CHURCH IN CHINA

FRANCISCHURCH ISN’T CATHOLIC (AND IT’S NOT GOING TO GET CATHOLIC EITHER)

CDF NEUTRALIZATION: FRANCIS IS CLEARING THE FIELD OF ALL BUT HIS RUTHLESS COMMUNISTAS

PILLARIA: AND ONE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD GROANED TO FIND ITSELF IN THE CULT-CHURCH OF OPUS DEI?

CARDINAL JOSEPH TOBIN: DO YOU ACCEPT CATHOLIC DOCTRINE WITH REGARD TO DISORDERLY TENDENCIES?

DEAR BOSTON PUBLIC GAY LIBRARY, CHILDREN’S SECTION

TEEN VOGUE:  YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUY THE MAGAZINE, YOU KNOW.

HOLLOW MACRON: FRANCISEUROPE MUST CONTINUE TO COLLAPSE.

HOW DO YOU ANSWER THE FIVE EVIL FRANCISQUESTIONS, CATHOLIC?

FR. MARTIN’S LGBT ‘COMMUNITY’ IS REALLY JUST AN UNFORTUNATE LUMPING TOGETHER

MS WINTERS: PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE THE LATIN MASS AREN’T ALWAYS HERETIC TRIUMPHALISTS!

Canon212 Update: Come Down from Behind that Altar and Quit Acting Stupid. I Wanna Talk to You Now!

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VATICAN APARTMENT FOR RENT FOR FOUR PEOPLE

FR. MARTIN AND THE WHIRLPOOL

FRENCH FRANCISBISHOPS PRAISE DEAD ABORTION LEGISLATING SIMONE VEIL AS “VERY GREAT”

HISTORY HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS.  IT HAS NEVER BEEN THIS BAD.

THE CURIA IS NOW THE PERIPHERY IN FAITHLESS FRANCISCHURCH

MAGISTER: FRANCIS NO LONGER RETAINS LEADERS PAST THEIR FIVE YEAR TERM, UNLESS YOU’RE CARDINAL COCCO AND HIS DIRTY ILK.

CD. MULLER LET LOOSE: EVEN MASS MUST STOP FOR THE WHIMS OF THE SCOUNDREL FRANCIS

CD. WUERL CONFIDENT HIS INFERNAL FRANCISCHURCH WILL REPLACE CHRIST’S

PINEAPPLE JUNGLE ORDINATION IN FRANCE: LET’S CALL IT REASON #9577 FOR SUMMORUM PONTIFICUM