CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.26.16

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HISTORIC FIRST: ADULTS UNDER 35 MORE LIKELY TO LIVE WITH PARENTS THAN A SPOUSE

SO LIKEWISE FRANCIS IS INFALLIBLE AND BENEDICT INFALLIBLE, AND YET THEY ARE NOT TWO INFALLIBLES, BUT ONE INFALLIBLE

AP:  THE FRANCIS MIGHT PRONOUNCE ALL WARS NOW UNJUST BECAUSE MODERN TIMES

IS SIMCHA FISHER ARGUING FOR FAMILY PLANNING?

IT SURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT’S RESIGNATION FAILED, WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT NULLIFIES JORGE BERGOGLIO’S ELECTION

CAN ONE MAN BE “HOLY FATHER,” EVEN AS ANOTHER, AT ONE AND THE SAME INSTANCE, TENDS THE FLOCK IN THE SAME PETRINE MINISTRY?   CERTAINLY NOT!

“THIS POPE CONNECTS WITH PEOPLE IN A WAY THAT IS NOTHING LESS THAN PHENOMENAL.  IT IS ELECTRIC. WHAT WE’VE SEEN ON TELEVISION, FROM HIS MANY APPEARANCES, IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG!” – DEACON KANDRA ATTENDS A FRANCISAUDIENCE

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CHEAP SHOTS AND HERESY: SOME ‘CONCERNS’ ABOUT AMORIS LAETITIA

THIS IS UNIVERSAL GENOCIDE – IT IS UNIVERSAL SUICIDE. SUCH IS AMORIS LAETITIA, THE DEATH WARRANT OF THE HUMAN RACE

WAS POPE BENEDICT DEPOSED TO MAKE WAY FOR AMORIS LAETITIA AND OTHER INSULTS TO THE FAITH?

NIGEL FARAGE TELLS THE EU: THE REFUGEE BOATS ARE COMING BECAUSE THEY WORK.  THE BOATS WILL STOP WHEN YOU STOP ENABLING THEM.

EGYPTIAN MUSLIMS TORCH SEVEN COPTIC HOMES

FIRSTTHINGS’ RENO: IT’S GOOD, VERY GOOD, THAT HE IS SWEEPING AWAY THE TIRED CONSERVATIVE ORTHODOXIES AND A SIGN OF HEALTH, BUT I’M STILL ANTI-TRUMP

PAID HILLARY PROTESTER MET WITH NATIONAL REVIEW’S LOWRY TO STRATEGIZE ON TRUMP

NRO: TRUMP WILL LOSE

NYC JUST RELEASED A LIST OF OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED GENDERS

ABUSE SCANDAL’S TOTAL COST: OVER $3 BILLION SINCE 2004

CHRISTIANS ARE NOT GENTILES

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.25.16

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VATICAN CD. KURT KOCH: IT IS OUR CHRISTIAN DUTY TO EVANGELIZE ALL RELIGIONS, EXCEPT JEWS!

FRANCISGOSPEL: THE UNJUST JUDGE HAD NO INTEREST IN PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF THE WEAKEST AND EASILY EXPLOITED MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, WHICH INCLUDED WIDOWS, ORPHANS AND FOREIGNERS

FRANCISVATICAN POWERBABE CHAOUQUI CONFESSES

MAGISTER: CREEPY KISSING BISHOP WRITING FRANCISTEACHINGS

FAUX-WIDENED PAPACY:  IF EMERITUS ISN’T NOT THE POPE, THEN HE IS STILL THE POPE

One for the 'active pastoral' and one for the doctrinal. Yet another great 'catholic' new concept!

A wrecker for the ‘active pastoral’ and a hopeless prisoner for the doctrinal. What a brilliant new ‘catholic’ concept!

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EMERITUS?

ONE POPE? TWO POPES? NO POPE?

FRANCISGOSPEL OF GRADUALISM: DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP, TAKE LITTLE BABY STEPS!

FRANCISCHURCH AND THE A THEOLOGY OF EL PUEBLO

WHITE: WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE “PERSONALLY ORTHODOX” PRIESTS OR BISHOPS LIVING IN HIDING. YOU’RE GOING TO BE HURT BY WHAT’S GOING ON. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

GERMAN JOURNALIST JUSTIFIABLY IRATE OVER FRANCIS THE ‘RELATIVIZER’: IF HE WERE JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL IT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT AS POPE IT’S A CATASTROPHE

“I’M SCARED AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND.”  NEW ABP. OF HAVANA QUOTES JOSE MARTI. MIAMI’S WENSKI ATTENDS INSTALLATION

FRANCISBISHOP DIARMUID MARTIN PRAISES INFAMOUS AMORIS LAETEITIA, SAYS UPCOMING WORLD MEETING OF FAMILIES ALL ABOUT THAT ACCOMPANIMENT

‘TRANSMASCULINE’ TEACHER GETS $60K PAYOUT IN PART DUE TO CO-WORKERS NOT USING PREFERRED PRONOUNS

499 SYRIAN REFUGEES ADMITTED TO US IN MAY, ALL MOSLEM

CATHEDRAL PASTOR PARKS HIS CAR IN THE CATHEDRAL

IN POPE FRANCIS WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST, AND THEREBY INDICT THE WHOLE SORRY LOT OF MEDDLERS, SWINDLERS, AND SAPPERS

IS IT POSSIBLE EVEN TO KNOW WHAT SORT OF MASS VATICAN II WANTED?

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.24.16

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CARITAS CHIEF CD. TAGLE JOINS UN IN BEGGING FOR MORE STATE-SPONSORED FUNDING TO ‘PREVENT CRISES,’ SUBSIDIZE MORE ISLAMIC ‘REFUGEES’

UK: CATHOLIC RESEARCH FORUM POLLS PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES CATHOLIC, COUNTS THEM AS ‘RETAINED.’

BENEDICT’S MINDER AND PERSONAL SECRETARY TO FRANCIS CLAIMS ABDICATOR ‘DEMYTHOLOGIZED’ THE OFFICE OF POPE, CREATED SOME ‘EXPANDED’ FRANCISCHURCH CO-PAPACY

…then I told them old Ratzinger revolutionized the papacy, that there were really two popes in a way, and now those dupes will believe he's all-in with your program

…then I told them old Ratzinger revolutionized the papacy by quitting, that there were really two popes in a way.  Now those dupes will be sure he’s all-in with your program.

DOES THIS CONFIRM THE SOCCI-MESSORI THESIS OF A PAPAL DIARCHY?

FROM THE ONE ROCK OF PETER TO A POST-MODERN DIARCHY?

HABEMUS PAPAM TIMES TWO, HOW BLEST ARE WE – NOT!

FUNNY PASTOR PUTS ENORMOUS RED ‘WINDY MAN’ IN SANCTUARY DURING MASS TO TEACH UNFORTUNATE REMAINING TEENS ABOUT PENTECOST

FRANCISCHURCH:  THREE CHILD POLICY TO BEGIN IN THE ‘MOST CATHOLIC’ COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE WORDS OF OUR LADY SURROUNDING THE VISION OF THE BISHOP IN WHITE HAVE BEEN HIDDEN FROM US, AND THAT WE ARE ALL ON THE BRINK OF LEARNING WHAT THEY WERE THE HARD WAY

OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE VOTES TO MAKE ABORTION A FELONY; GUV VETOES! –

‘DO NO HARM ACT’ WOULD FORBID RELIGIOUS OBJECTION TO ‘ANY HEALTHCARE’ SERVICE

FRANCIS THE MORTALLY SINFUL CAPITALIST EXPLOITER?