CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.25.16

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ST. MARK THE EVANGELIST

SURPRISE: NEW U.S. FRANCISNUNCIO SAYS HE’S HERE TO LISTEN.

FRANCISGOSPEL: IS “THE MOST WICKED AND THE MOST BLASPHEMOUS PERSON LOVED BY GOD WITH THE TENDERNESS OF A FATHER?”

“THE SACRAMENTS WERE MADE FOR FRANCIS, NOT FRANCIS FOR THE SACRAMENTS.” – FRANCIS LETS TEEN PENITENT GO WITHOUT A PENANCE

FRANCISGOSPEL:     “BUT I BELONG TO THIS RELIGION, OR TO THAT ONE … IT DOESN’T MATTER!     LET’S ALL GO FORWARD TO WORK TOGETHER, RESPECTING EACH OTHER, RESPECTING!”

The great and merciful Oz has spoken

The great and merciful Oz has spoken

INDISSOLUBLE MARRIAGE? YES, BUT FOR THE CHOSEN FEW?!

BISHOP ATHANASIUS SCHNEIDER:  FRANCIS MISQUOTING, TWISTING JOHN PAUL II AND THE CHURCH.  WE NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A VERITATIS LAETITIA.

BISHOP SCHNEIDER CALL ON POPE FRANCIS TO CLARIFY TO AVOID A GENERAL CONFUSION – ISSUES STUNNING REBUKE OF AMORIS LAETITIA!

AMORIS LAETITIA: THIS POPE WILL MAKE THE PRIESTS OF OUR CHURCH CO-CONSPIRATORS WITH HIM IN IGNORING THE CLEAR COMMAND OF CHRIST.

CRUZ AND KASICH TEAM UP TO STOP TRUMP

I WILL PRAY FOR THE CHURCH AND CONTINUE TO LOVE MY FAITH, DEFEND MY FAITH AND SHARE MY FAITH, BUT I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST TO AVOID THE ENTIRE SUBJECT OF WHO GOD IS ALLOWING TO BE CALLED “POPE” AT THIS MOMENT.

FRANCISCHURCH: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S CONSCIENCE, OK!?

CULTURAL FRANCISCARDINAL RAVASI TWITTERS HIS DISMAY OVER DEATH OF POP STAR, AGAIN

FRANCIS MAKES TIME’S TOP 100 AGAIN ALONG WITH BRUCE JENNER.  PRAISED BY PRO-DEATH ‘CATHOLIC’ LEFTIST JOE BIDEN

BISHOPS BACK OBAMA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION POWER GRAB AT SCOTUS

ANGELA MERKEL ASKED ABOUT TRUMP’S REMARKS ON HER “INSANE” REFUGEE POLICY

REPORT: CHILDREN OF ‘REFUGEES’ GET MORE FEDERAL BENEFITS THAN POOR U.S. KIDS

ON OUR DEADLY NON-JUDGMENTAL SHEPHERDS

MARY STATUE UNTOUCHED BY ECUADOR EARTHQUAKE

SUNDAY MASS:  YOU CAN DISRUPT CHRIST ALL THE TIME. BUT WOE TO YOU, YOU INTERFERE WITH THE MERCY SHOWMAN.

GAGLIARDUCCI:  VATICAN FINANCIAL REFORM: WHAT ARE THE ISSUES AT STAKE?

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN ON MOVE AGAINST CD. PELL’S AUDITORS: IS A ‘GOVERNANCE GAP’ EMERGING UNDER POPE FRANCIS?

PRO-ABORTION STUDENTS AT SMU VANDALIZE DISPLAY OF 3,000 CROSSES TO REMEMBER ABORTED BABIES

GLOBAL WARMING CARDINAL TURKSON: FRANCIS ISN’T AGAINST BUSINESS.  HE JUST WANTS YOU TO STOP THINKING THE FREE MARKET IS GOD OR WORRYING ABOUT PROFIT?!

FRANCIS DROPS IN ON EARTH DAY CELEBRATION

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.24.16

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POPE’S HOMILY FOR TEEN JUBILEE MASS

POPE TELLS TEENS ‘HAPPINESS NOT AN APP’

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

DEAR YOUNG PEOPLE, YOU HAVE CELEBRATED THE JUBILEE: NOW YOU GO HOME WITH THE JOY OF YOUR ‘CHRISTIAN IDENTITY.’

JUBILEE SURPRISE: POPE UNEXPECTEDLY CONFESSES YOUNG PEOPLE IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE

SECRETARIAT FOR THE ECONOMY CD.PELL “CORRECTS” SUBSTITUTE SECRETARY, BECCIU

CUCKOO FOR KIKI AND THAT NEOCATECHUMENAL WAY

U SAN FRAN PRESIDENT ATTENDED 2015 GAY PRIDE PARADE

IN A SERIES OF STRATEGIC MOVES, POPE MARGINALIZES ORTHODOX PRELATES

IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE, YOU MUST EXPECT THAT THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU AND WILL LOOK INTO YOUR PAST AND USE IT AS A WEAPON.

FR. MURRAY ON PROTECTING THE BLESSED SACRAMENT FROM SACRILEGE: THE PUBLICATION OF AMORIS LAETITIA BROUGHT AN END TO THIS DISCIPLINE. NOW, THE CHURCH’S HELP AND ACCOMPANIMENT OF PEOPLE PUBLICLY KNOWN TO BE LIVING IN “AN OBJECTIVE STATE OF SIN” HAS CHANGED

POPE RENEGED ON PROMISE TO RESCUE CHRISTIAN BROTHER AND SISTER, TOOK MUSLIM FAMILY INSTEAD

KASPER: POPE INTENDS “NOT TO PRESERVE EVERYTHING AS IT HAS BEEN”

ON THE SOON-TO-BE `IDEAL´ OF PRIESTLY CELIBACY

TED CRUZ GOES 9 FOR 9 IN MINNESOTA – STEALS MORE TRUMP DELEGATES

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.23.16

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OUR LADY OF GOOD SUCCESS WARNED OF THE TIMES WE’RE LIVING IN…

FRANCISWEAKNESS: SUBMITTING HIMSELF TO ALLAH

AMORIS LAETITIA:  ALL REVOLUTIONARIES NEED IS A LOOPHOLE – AND NOW THEY HAVE ONE

AMORIS LAETITIA: IT SEEMS THAT ORTHODOX CATHOLICS ARE GRADUALLY BEING REQUIRED TO LEAVE BEHIND THEIR CATHOLIC BELIEFS, AND EVEN THE USE OF THEIR REASON AND LOGIC, IN ORDER TO SMILE AT THE ”NEW CLOTHES” OF A NAKED EMPEROR AND REJOICE WITH EVERYONE ELSE.

PRAY THE GENERAL ELECTION TRUMP IS SOMETHING LIKE THE PRIMARY ONE

WELL DONE MR. VORIS.  NOW APOLOGIZE TO THE CATHOLICS YOU’VE SLANDERED AND STOP IGNORING FRANCISCHURCH.

voris toupee

FR. Z ON VORIS’ GAY ANNOUNCEMENT: I DON’T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND THE CIRCUMSTANCES OR TIMING OF THIS STATEMENT.

WAS THE NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE SET TO REVEAL ANYTHING ABOUT VORIS’ TOUPEE?

WHY THE ‘OLD MASS’ DISTURBS A CONFORMIST AGE

CD. PELL’S CURIAL CLEANUP UNDERMINED: NON-BERGOGLIANS HAVE A DIFFICULT SITUATION IN THE ROMAN CURIA

LA ABP. GOMEZ SPINS FRANCISCHURCH:  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MEDIA.  FRANCIS DOESN’T WANT TO CHANGE CHURCH TEACHING.  HE WANTS TO CHANGE OUR HEARTS, OK?

AMORIS LAETITIA IS A DIRECT ATTACK ON THE HEART OF THE FAITH

RECTOR OF JESUIT COMMUNITY AT LOYOLA MARYMOUNT DEFENDS SELECTION OF BILL CLINTON AS COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER

MERCED MARIJUANA NUNS NEED TO GIVE UP THEIR SCHTICK, SAYS A REAL SISTER

FRANCIS ON MEETING THE STALINIST POLITICIAN, BERNIE SANDERS

ALETEIA PRAISES PRINCE, FOR WHOM THE ‘FULL EXTENT OR STAYING POWER OF HIS RELIGIOUS CONVERSION HAS NEVER BEEN CLEAR’

STATE DEPT: 23 MILLION ABORTIONS ANNUALLY IN CHINA–MORE THAN 63,000 A DAY

PAUL RYAN DECLINES TO TAKE POSITION ON N.C. BATHROOM LAW, MISSISSIPPI FREEDOM OF CONSCIENCE LAW

SUICIDE RATE SOARS AS AMERICANS LOSE HOPE