CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.25.16

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VATICAN CD. KURT KOCH: IT IS OUR CHRISTIAN DUTY TO EVANGELIZE ALL RELIGIONS, EXCEPT JEWS!

FRANCISGOSPEL: THE UNJUST JUDGE HAD NO INTEREST IN PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF THE WEAKEST AND EASILY EXPLOITED MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, WHICH INCLUDED WIDOWS, ORPHANS AND FOREIGNERS

FRANCISVATICAN POWERBABE CHAOUQUI CONFESSES

MAGISTER: CREEPY KISSING BISHOP WRITING FRANCISTEACHINGS

FAUX-WIDENED PAPACY:  IF EMERITUS ISN’T NOT THE POPE, THEN HE IS STILL THE POPE

One for the 'active pastoral' and one for the doctrinal. Yet another great 'catholic' new concept!

A wrecker for the ‘active pastoral’ and a hopeless prisoner for the doctrinal. What a brilliant new ‘catholic’ concept!

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EMERITUS?

ONE POPE? TWO POPES? NO POPE?

FRANCISGOSPEL OF GRADUALISM: DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP, TAKE LITTLE BABY STEPS!

FRANCISCHURCH AND THE A THEOLOGY OF EL PUEBLO

WHITE: WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE “PERSONALLY ORTHODOX” PRIESTS OR BISHOPS LIVING IN HIDING. YOU’RE GOING TO BE HURT BY WHAT’S GOING ON. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

GERMAN JOURNALIST JUSTIFIABLY IRATE OVER FRANCIS THE ‘RELATIVIZER’: IF HE WERE JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL IT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT AS POPE IT’S A CATASTROPHE

“I’M SCARED AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND.”  NEW ABP. OF HAVANA QUOTES JOSE MARTI. MIAMI’S WENSKI ATTENDS INSTALLATION

FRANCISBISHOP DIARMUID MARTIN PRAISES INFAMOUS AMORIS LAETEITIA, SAYS UPCOMING WORLD MEETING OF FAMILIES ALL ABOUT THAT ACCOMPANIMENT

‘TRANSMASCULINE’ TEACHER GETS $60K PAYOUT IN PART DUE TO CO-WORKERS NOT USING PREFERRED PRONOUNS

499 SYRIAN REFUGEES ADMITTED TO US IN MAY, ALL MOSLEM

CATHEDRAL PASTOR PARKS HIS CAR IN THE CATHEDRAL

IN POPE FRANCIS WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST, AND THEREBY INDICT THE WHOLE SORRY LOT OF MEDDLERS, SWINDLERS, AND SAPPERS

IS IT POSSIBLE EVEN TO KNOW WHAT SORT OF MASS VATICAN II WANTED?

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.24.16

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CARITAS CHIEF CD. TAGLE JOINS UN IN BEGGING FOR MORE STATE-SPONSORED FUNDING TO ‘PREVENT CRISES,’ SUBSIDIZE MORE ISLAMIC ‘REFUGEES’

UK: CATHOLIC RESEARCH FORUM POLLS PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES CATHOLIC, COUNTS THEM AS ‘RETAINED.’

BENEDICT’S MINDER AND PERSONAL SECRETARY TO FRANCIS CLAIMS ABDICATOR ‘DEMYTHOLOGIZED’ THE OFFICE OF POPE, CREATED SOME ‘EXPANDED’ FRANCISCHURCH CO-PAPACY

…then I told them old Ratzinger revolutionized the papacy, that there were really two popes in a way, and now those dupes will believe he's all-in with your program

…then I told them old Ratzinger revolutionized the papacy by quitting, that there were really two popes in a way.  Now those dupes will be sure he’s all-in with your program.

DOES THIS CONFIRM THE SOCCI-MESSORI THESIS OF A PAPAL DIARCHY?

FROM THE ONE ROCK OF PETER TO A POST-MODERN DIARCHY?

HABEMUS PAPAM TIMES TWO, HOW BLEST ARE WE – NOT!

FUNNY PASTOR PUTS ENORMOUS RED ‘WINDY MAN’ IN SANCTUARY DURING MASS TO TEACH UNFORTUNATE REMAINING TEENS ABOUT PENTECOST

FRANCISCHURCH:  THREE CHILD POLICY TO BEGIN IN THE ‘MOST CATHOLIC’ COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE WORDS OF OUR LADY SURROUNDING THE VISION OF THE BISHOP IN WHITE HAVE BEEN HIDDEN FROM US, AND THAT WE ARE ALL ON THE BRINK OF LEARNING WHAT THEY WERE THE HARD WAY

OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE VOTES TO MAKE ABORTION A FELONY; GUV VETOES! –

‘DO NO HARM ACT’ WOULD FORBID RELIGIOUS OBJECTION TO ‘ANY HEALTHCARE’ SERVICE

FRANCIS THE MORTALLY SINFUL CAPITALIST EXPLOITER?

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.23.16

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PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT-ELECT CALLS FOR THREE-CHILD POLICY

VATICAN REPORTS THAT BENEDICT HAS REFUTED DOLLINGER’S ATTRIBUTIONS ON FATIMA.  MAINLINE CATHOLIC PRESS TAKE IT AS FACT.  NO DIRECT WORDS FROM SIDELINED POPE.

SKOJEC: WE WANT AN ACTUAL STATEMENT

AS TO PAPA RATZINGER’S ALLEGED STATEMENT.  QUITE FRANKLY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT.

I THINK IT’S OBVIOUS THAT THE VATICAN PRESS OFFICE “DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.”

I SUSPECT FATHER LOMBARDI AND MARCO PANNELLA WILL (HOW SHALL I PUT IT…) MEET AGAIN ONE DAY.

POPE FRANCIS WELCOMES SUNNI MUSLIM LEADER TO VATICAN

FRANCIS HUGS AN IMAM

WHAT SHOULD WE THINK, THEN, OF A CHRISTIAN WHO CONGRATULATES THOSE WHO CELEBRATE RAMADAN?

FRANCIS: IF YOU’RE NOT FLOWING WITH SPECIAL JOY AND WONDER THEN YOU’RE NO CHRISTIAN.

Do you detect that 'identify card?'

Do you present this tell-tale ‘identity card,’ Christian?

FRANCISGOSPEL:  GOD IS A “FAMILY” OF THREE PERSONS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY FORM A SINGLE THING?  IT STIMULATES ‘FRATERNAL SHARING’ YOU KNOW.

FRANCISGOSPEL:  THE HOLY SPIRIT “TAKES CARE OF THE WOUNDED FLESH OF HUMANITY FROM INJUSTICE, OPPRESSION, HATRED AND GREED?!”

JUGGLING ACT: IT IS BECOMING PAINFULLY CLEAR THAT FRANCIS HAS A DIFFERENT NOTION OF SIN THAN WHAT SACRED SCRIPTURE, TRADITION AND THE MAGISTERIUM TEACH US.

APOSTOLIC EXHORTATIONS ARE NEITHER DOCTRINALLY CONSTITUTIVE NOR CANONICALLY LEGISLATIVE.

THERE ARE MORE THAN 5,000 BISHOPS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, SOME 214 OF WHICH ARE CARDINALS, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE HAS ENOUGH LOVE FOR CHRIST OR CONCERN FOR THE SALVATION OF SOULS TO PLAINLY POINT TO THE HERESIES AND BLASPHEMIES THAT ARE BEING PUT FORTH BY THE CHIEF PURSUER IN WHITE

FRANCISCARDINAL SCHONBORN OPENLY BACKS LEFTISTS AGAINST CHRISTIANS IN CRITICAL AUSTRIAN ELECTION

ONE EXPECTS SUCH AHISTORICAL MULTICULTURAL DRIVEL FROM A CLUELESS ATHEIST – NOT THE POPE.

POPE FRANCIS IS WRONG

BUSY: FRANCIS BEGAN THE WEEK BY PRETENDING TO SEE DEEP INSIDE THE HEART OF EVERY BUSINESS PERSON WHO FAILS TO PROVIDE HEALTH INSURANCE, AND FINDING MORTAL SIN.  HE FINISHED BY IMPLYING THAT CHRIST ACTUALLY GAVE HIS BLESSING TO DIVORCE

FRANCIS THE HUMBLE “BLOODSUCKER?”

POPE FRANCIS: SPREADING THE GOSPEL IS NO DIFFERENT THAN WAGING JIHAD?