CATHOLIC HEADLINES 1.14.18

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IS IT TOO CHURLISH TO CALL THE BARQUE OF PETER A GARBAGE SCOW RIGHT NOW?

I WAS SAYING S***HOLE WHEN SAYING S***HOLE WASN’T COOL….

OH, THE COUNTLESS OF MURDERS SHE BEARS RESPONSIBILITY FOR AND THE IMMORALITY SHE SPREADS, WHY NOT AWARD HER WITH PAPAL KNIGHTHOOD?

AT THIS POINT, IF YOU’RE PRO-FRANCIS THEN YOU’RE AGAINST THE CHURCH

SYNOD III ON YOUTHFUL WEAKNESSES: NO WONDER FRANCIS IS TEMPERAMENTAL.  HE’S GOT SO MUCH WRECKING TO DO BEFORE HE’S DEAD.

VERRECCHIO ON LAWLER: HOW CAN THESE ‘TRAD-CONS’ DEFEND THE CHURCH FROM FRANCIS WITHOUT ADDRESSING THE COUNCIL?

DEATHCHURCH: TRUMP PULLS INTERNATIONAL ABORTION FUNDING, MURDEROUS DUTCH WITCH LILIANNE PLOUMEN REPLACES THEM, FALSE FRANCIS GIVES HER A ‘PAPAL’ KNIGHTHOOD

TRUMP: GIVING LANGUAGE BACK ITS STING.

TWISTED, REALLY ‘NON-BINARY’ FR. RICHARD ROHR TO SPEAK AT THEOLOGY ON TAP IN SANTA FE NEXT MONTH

STALIN’S WAR ON THE UKRAINE AND THE NEW YORK TIMES’ TREACHERY

VOX CANTORIS ON GAY FRANCISCHURCH:  I AM NOT LOYAL TO ANY POPE WHO IS NOT LOYAL TO CHRIST.

EVERY POPE AND SAINT IN THE HISTORY OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD HAVE REJECTED AMORIS LAETITIA.

OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL HELP, PATRONESS OF HAITI, PRAY FOR US.

PONTIFICAL ACADEMY FOR DEATH: THIS IS ALL MUCH WORSE THAN THE ARIAN HERESY.

DOES POPE FRANCIS HAVE NO SHAME?

MAGISTER: POWERFUL CARDINAL PAROLIN IS NEXT IN LINE.  HE FLIES HIGH ABOVE ALL HIS DIRTY WORK

UN-WORSHIPPING FRANCIS IS NOT PRO-LIFE.

OPRAH: PROPHET, PRIESTESS … QUEEN?

SEMINARIANS MUST SPEND TIME IN HOMES TO STRENGTHEN SELF-ESTEEM AND LEARN FROM THE ‘FEMININE PRESENCE’? – FRANCISCHURCH IS WRECKING NEW PRIESTS

HOW GREAT WAS JIM CAVIEZEL’S TRUE SPEECH TO FOCUS YOUNG ADULTS!

“EVERY MAN DIES. NOT EVERY MAN TRULY LIVES….IF WE FIGHT A REIGNING POPE, SO BE IT. LET IT BE DONE.”

ANGELUS: FRANCIS SAYS THE ‘LIFE OF FAITH’ INVOLVES A CONTINUOUS DESIRE TO SEARCH FOR THE HOUSE WHERE JESUS DWELLS (BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA).  “OVERCOME YOUR HABITUAL RELIGIOSITY!”

HAPPY FEAST OF THE ASS!

Canon212 Update: Will the Threat of Firebomb up Francis’ Cassock Make People Love Him in Chile?

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AMERICAMAG: HOW BENEDICT TOSSED ASIDE DECADES OF WORK AND GAVE US THAT MASS TRANSLATION THAT EVERYBODY HATES

THIRD WORLD HELLHOLES AND OTHER TRUTHS

DID FRANCIS APPOINT NEW CDF CHIEF TO CHRISTIAN UNITY COUNCIL TO BOLSTER HIS EVIL UPCOMING ‘ECU-MASS’?  AND ABP. PAGLIA SURE KNOWS A SAINT WHEN HE SEES ONE!

LET’S JUST CALL IT A NON-CHURCH

THIRD WORLD EXIGESIS: FURIOUS SHEA TAKES THE TRUMP BAIT, AGAIN

GOD’S PURSUIT OF FR. WALTER CISZEK, S.J….AND EACH OF US

“THE MEANING OF SCRIPTURE SHOULD NOT BE SUPPLIED BY THE PROPONENTS OF GLOBALISM, BUT IN FIDELITY TO TRADITION.” – PETITION FROM MUSLIM CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY TO FAITHLESS FRANCIS REACHES 2,600 BRAVE SOULS.

I FIRMLY INTEND, WITH YOUR GRACE, TO SIN NO MORE, AND TO AVOID THE NEAR OCCASION OF SIN UNLESS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE – COCCO ACT OF FRANCISCONTRITION

A YEAR OF WINNING: “ONE MIGHT WELL CONCLUDE THAT IF TRUMP IS CRAZY, WE SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING CRAZINESS A QUALIFICATION FOR HIGH OFFICE!”

AUTO-BANNING A WAY OF TALKING: WHAT YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT TWITTER IS WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT

MAGNIFICAT’S FIRST AMERICAN EDITOR, FATHER PETER JOHN CAMERON, TO STEP DOWN

UK’S TIM FARRON: I WAS FOOLISH TO SAY GAY SEX ISN’T A SIN

THE MYSTERY OF CARDINAL PARADIGM AND THE DOGS WHO DIDN’T BARK IN THE NIGHT

OPEN PEDOPHILIA IS DESCENDING UPON FAITHLESS FRANCISPLANET LIKE A NET

TEACHING THE REAL PRESENCE WITHOUT WORDS

FRANCIS SET TO MAKE HIS 9TH SOUTH AMERICAN VISIT NOT TO ARGENTINA.  (HIS RADICAL FLUNKIES THERE ALREADY TORTURE THEM ENOUGH.)

DEBATE OVER. AMORIS LAETITIA IS HERESY

WHY HASN’T EVERY BISHOP FROM BOTTOM TO TOP NOT SIGNED ON TO THE KAZAKH STATEMENT?

MUSLIM CONVERTS TO CHRIST ASK FRANCIS FOR AN EGG, GET A SCORPION

BEAR MAKES UP HIS OWN PRAYER

DO YOU THINK ITS POSSIBLE THAT SOME PRIESTS BELIEVE YOU CAN ABSOLVE YOUR OWN SINS BY THINKING ABOUT STOPPING SOME DAY?

FRANCIS MAKES PRO-DEATH, PRO-LGBT DUTCH MINISTER A COMMANDER IN THE PONTIFICAL EQUESTRIAN ORDER OF ST. GREGORY THE GREAT

DIOCESE THREATENS PRIEST FOR SHARING LIFESITE ARTICLE ON DIOCESE’S TRANSSEXUAL PLAN FOR SCHOOL

Canon212 Update: FrancisChurch of Death Has Thrown in With the World. Will You Follow Along In An Advisory Capacity?

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THE JOINT LUTHERAN –FRANCISCHURCH DECLARATION ON JUSTIFICATION:  LIGHT UP A JOINT AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

BARNHARDT: LAY ORDERS LIKE THIS ARE THE UNTOUCHABLE CUTTING EDGE.

HERESY HAS COME TO EDEN

BAPTIST LEADER MOHLER ON THE OUR FRANCISFATHER:  IT IS NOT, AND NEVER HAS BEEN, THE POPE’S PRAYER. IT IS THE VERY WORDS OF JESUS THAT THE POPE PROPOSES TO CHANGE. IT IS NOT ONLY DEEPLY PROBLEMATIC, IT’S ALMOST BREATHTAKING.

TO POPE OF ISLAM: REPENT OR RESIGN

EVIL, DEATHACADEMY FRANCISPROFESSOR: THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS

MUDSLIDE VICTIM FOUNDED CATHOLIC SCHOOL IN VENTURA COUNTY

LAMBETH DEATH: WHERE WILL HUMANAE VITAE HIJACKING TAKE FRANCICSCHURCH?

FULL PAPAL RUPTURE: IT CAN NO LONGER SIMPLY BE SAID THAT THE POST-CONCILIAR CHURCH IS CATHOLIC!

IF YOU LISTEN TO ABP. SCHNEIDER, NO BISHOP HAS ANY INTENTION OF FORMALLY CORRECTING FRANCIS OR CHARGING HIM WITH HIS OWN HERESY

BENEDICT WAS NO FRANCISHERETIC.  CATHOLICS DEFENDERS FOLLOW THE ONSLAUGHT

FRANCISPLANET: WHILE ITALIANS SUFFER IN THIRD WORLD LIVES WITH THEIR HOLY CHURCH STOLEN, MUSLIM CONQUERORS EXACT TRIBUTE.

SILENTLY ‘LISTENING TO YOUR HEART AND THE HOLY SPIRIT’:  DON’T HAND EVIL FRANCIS YOUR BRAINWASHED MIND.  LISTEN TO INSTEAD TO THE CHURCH.

RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTRACEPT AND DO-IT-YOURSELF ANNULMENTS:  FRANCISMINIONS IS FOR FOOLS.

ST. LOUIS FR. JOSEPH BEGUE, MAY HE REST IN PEACE.

I ALMOST GAVE AWAY COLONNA’S NAME!