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WIM WENDERS, AVANTE GARDE DIRECTOR OF “FRANCIS, MAN OF HIS WORD”, HAS FIVE WIVES

FIVE YEARS OF FRANCIS: ROME IN THE COMMUNIST TRIANGLE

ORDO MILITARIS CATHOLICUS GETS TWITTER SUSPENDED

WILL 2018 BE AN ‘ANNUS HORRIBILIS’ FOR TIRED, MISERABLE, UNPOPULAR, FAITHLESS OLD FRANCIS?

NEGATIVE ATHEIST, STEPHEN HAWKING, DIES AND GOES TO FR. ROSICA HEAVEN

MUSINGS FROM THE CHINESE UNDERGROUND: “THE VATICAN IS FORCING US TO OBEY PERVERTED BISHOPS!”

CLOWNISH PR STUNTS: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE AN ENTIRE PONTIFICATE HOSTILE TO TRUTH

STEPHEN HAWKING’S DEATH SHOULD BE A CAUTIONARY TALE. TODAY, IT WILL BECOME AN ATHEIST FEST.

DEACON’S BENCH PROMOTES PRO-DEATH PENNSYLVANIA FRANCISCATHOLIC, CONOR LAMB

HAPLESS FRANCISVATICAN BENEDICT LETTER SCHEME EXPLODES INTO EMBARRASSING FRANCISVATICAN CLOWNERY

FRANCISCHURCH SCHEMERS: IF THEY COULDN’T ATTACK AQUINAS, THEY’D HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER

DISCOVERIES ARABS NEVER MADE

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, A MODERNIST CONSTRUCT

A GLORIOUS DAY FROM PRESEDO TO HOSPITAL DE BRUMA

DO THEY THINK WE ARE GOING TO ABANDON THE SALVATION OF THE PEOPLE WE LOVE BECAUSE THEY DUSTED OFF POPE BENEDICT TO TRY TO GIVE LEGITIMACY TO THE CRACK PIPES BEING PASSED OUT BY THE ROMANS?

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REMNANT’S WHITE: BENEDICT WAS ALWAYS ON BOARD WITH TODAY’S FAITHLESS FRANCISCHURCH, YOU KNOW?!

SWISS BISHOP WHO SIGNED KAZAKHSTAN DECLARATION PUNISHED?

RELEASE PRO-LIFE HEROINE, MARY WAGNER, MEETS CD. SARAH AT TORONTO EVENT

LAMBERT: IS THIS EVEN REMOTELY BELIEVABLE?  A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION FROM A PRIOR CEO FIVES YEARS INTO THE JOB?  DO I SMELL A CONCLAVE?

FRANCISVATICAN CHICOM ORGAN HARVESTING MONSTER, HUANG JIEFU, OVERSEES BOOMING OFF-THE-BOOKS ‘INDUSTRY’

GANG OF NINE SEC. BP. SEMERARO:  IF YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE WHO’S NOT YOUR SPOUSE LONG ENOUGH, YOU CAN GO TO FRANCISCOMMUNION NOW!

FRANCISCHURCH: FIVE YEARS OF UNSPEAKABLE ARROGANCE, IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY LATER, THE GAME IS UP.

DON YOUR 3-D GOGGLES:  IT’S TIME FOR WIM WENDER’S, “POPE FRANCIS – A MAN OF HIS WORD”!

CHE SHEA

THE VATICAN CLEARLY KNOWS THAT NOBODY BELIEVES BERGOGLIO IS FIT FOR OFFICE, SO MUCH SO THAT THEY NEED TO BRING OUT JOSEPH RATZINGER TO SAY THAT HE REALLY IS

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FIRSTTHINGS SNIFFS AT THE JORDAN PETERSON PHENOMENON WHILE CARDINAL SARAH DRAW THE CROWDS FRANCIS CAN’T

SHOULD THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF THE OUR FATHER BE CHANGED?

LIFE-SIZE PORTRAITS DOMINATE THE ROOM. NOT A BOOK OR CRUCIFIX IN SIGHT.

THE DACA DRIVEL OF THE ARCHDIOCESE OF WASHINGTON

FRANCIS ATTACK ON CELIBACY FOLLOWS A CONCRETE TIMETABLE

THE DIRTY FRANCISFIENDS WHO STOLE THE ORDER OF MALTA FINALLY GET THEIR FUNDS

VATICAN HIRES PRO-HOMOSEXUAL LAW FIRM TO SHUT-DOWN PRO-FAMILY, CATHOLIC WEBSITE

SINISTER FRANCIS:  NO TO THOSE BELIEVERS WHO ARE “PARKED” OR “CAGED”, WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY WITH THE DREAM”!

KING OF CONCOCTED MIRACLES, HOLY FRANCIS:  “CHRIST SEEMS TO LOSE PATIENCE BECAUSE MIRACLES APPEAR AS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO PEOPLE.”

FAITHLESS FRANCIS TELLS VICTIMS THE CHURCH SO FAR HAS JUST BEEN THE APPETIZER, AND NOW HE’S BRINGING THE MAIN COURSE!

PONTEDEUME TO BETANZOS

NY PRIEST SCOLDS FLOCK 1967:  LET ACT MORE LIKE THE KENNEDY’S AND LESS LIKE MOTT STREET

ONE MAD MOM: I ALMOST ALWAYS GET THAT CREEPY VISUAL OF SATAN TALKING TO EVE WHENEVER I READ OR WATCH CARDINAL CUPICH, FR. MARTIN, BISHOP MCELROY, AND THE REST