IF YOU’RE POSITIVE THAT FRANCIS IS POPE, THEN WHAT CATHOLIC THINGS ARE YOU NEGATIVE ABOUT?
HILARY WHITE SWEARS OFF TWITTER TO PRAY THE KIND OF PRAYER THAT’S NOT USELESS?
ONE MAD MOM ON WHETHER ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS IS POPE: “WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME ON THIS? WE’LL KNOW AT SOME POINT IN THE NEARISH FUTURE. JUST CALL HIM BY HIS TITLE AND MOVE ONTO MORE CONCRETE VALID POINTS!”
CHICOM FRANCISTOPIA: ANCIENT TAOIST TEMPLE DEMOLISHED IN SHAANXI
COMMUNIST PARTY SECRETLY CONDUCTS RELIGIOUS INSPECTION ACROSS CHINA
FR. HUNWICKE: IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING IF, HENCEFORTH, THE TERNA OF NAMES SUBMITTED BY NUNCIOS TO THE HOLY SEE FOR A VACANT BISHOPRIC WERE TO BE PUBLISHED.
CARD. SARAH ON KNEELING BEFORE THE EUCHARIST, COMMUNION IN THE HAND
CELINE DION CHILDREN’S WEAR: SATAN TARGETS THE YOUTH
FRANCIS CONDEMNS CONSUMERISM BUT DOESN’T APPEAR TROUBLED BY CLERICAL HEDONISM
HOW MANY CARDINAL DENARDO’S ARE THERE OUT THERE AND HOW MANY OF THEM WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN THE FEBRUARY MEETING?
VERRECCHIO ON PERVCHURCH: LAYPEOPLE CAN NO MORE “TAKE BACK THE CHURCH” AND NURTURE IT BACK TO SANCTITY THAN THE UNDERAGED CHILDREN OF CRACK ADDICTED PARENTS CAN TAKE BACK THEIR HOME AND RESTORE IT TO SANITY.
ADAM AND EVE: SCIENCE MIGHT BE NEAR TO TELL US WHAT WE ALWAYS KNEW, AND WERE ALWAYS BOUND TO ACKNOWLEDGE ANYWAY.
‘FECAL MATTER’ OR SATANIC-ALIEN FASHION: THE FIFTH & FINAL REVOLUTION