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‘LYIN RYAN’:  “THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT EITHER MADISON OR JEFFERSON READ BELLARMINE DIRECTLY” – OOOPS!

CHURCH OF ENGLAND TO BE CARBON-NEUTRAL BY 2030 – BUT AT WHAT COST?

HOLY ‘INTEGRALIST’ PATRICK DENEEN EXPRESSES CHINESE THINKING:  IF COMMUNISTS AND DICTATORSHIPS HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP THE CORONAVIRUS, THE WEST WILL NEVER DO IT!

FR. POKORSKY ON COMING OUT AS A CATHOLIC TO YOUR FELLOW FRANCISPRIESTS

SKOJEC:  I’M SO DUMB SOMETIMES, I STILL THINK OF MYSELF AS NORMAL GUY IN THE TRENCHES INSTEAD OF THE LEVEL I’VE RISEN TO.

EMBATTLED SKOJEC REPENTS:  I’VE MADE A STUPID MISTAKE BY AMPLIFYING THE PITIFUL VOICES OF MY HATEFUL LESSERS WHO WISH TO TEAR US DOWN!

VIENNA: “VAGINA MONOLOGUES” PERFORMED IN CATHOLIC CHURCH

SHOCK: RWANDAN FRANCISCATHOLIC KIZITO MIHIGO, APOSTLE OF RECONCILIATION, IS DEAD – WAS HE MURDERED?

PERUVIAN PACHAMAMA ARCHBISHOP CARLOS CASTILLO MATTASOGLIO: “CHRIST BECOMES BREAD” [NOT “BREAD BECOMES CHRIST”]

FR. MARK GORING LAUGHS AT U.S. BISHOPS’ ‘ANGRY FRANCISBOT’ STORY ABOUT HOW FR. MARTIN GOT A CLARIFYING ‘TALKING TO’, YOU KNOW.

PROGRESS? INSTEAD OF A CHURCH WITH A CATHOLIC POPE WHOM LIBERALS CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT, NOW WE’VE GOT A FAITHLESS POPE THAT THEY LOVE AND TWO OCCASIONAL BOTPOPES WHO SUPPOSEDLY UTTER THIRD-HAND CATHOLIC THINGS WHICH THEY CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT.

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LGBT=ULTIMATE REDUCTION OF PERSON TO INCLINATION

BIDEN AD REVEALS HIS FRANCISFAITHLESSNESS: “I GO TO MASS AND I SAY THE ROSARY. I FIND IT TO BE INCREDIBLY COMFORTING.”

PENSACOLA’S BAYVIEW PARK CROSS CAN STAY, DOES NOT VIOLATE CONSTITUTION, APPEALS COURT RULES

HUNGARIAN PM SEES SKY THROUGH EUROPE’S GLOOM

FRANCISVATICAN FALL GUY: WHY DID FRANCIS’S POLICE RAID PERLASCA’S HOME AND OFFICE INSTEAD OF FRANCIS’S THIRD IN COMMAND PARRA’S HOME AND OFFICE SINCE THE 166 MILLION WAS FOR PARRA NOT PERLASCA?

SOCIAL MEDIA REPUTATION WRECKERS: THEY ARE NOT REALLY MEN

FRANCISCATHOLIC MARK SHEA: THE ILLUSION OF THE CONSERVATIVE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN MAJORITY

DEMOCRAT FRANCISELITES HATE THE WILL OF THE PEOPLES

PATRIARCH KIRILL TO ENSURE THAT NEW RUSSIAN CONSTITUTION AFFIRM EXISTENCE OF GOD

QUERIDA AMAZONIA: STAY TUNED WITH ME AS I PUT ON MY SLEEP MASK AND ENTER INTO THE DREAMS OF POPE FRANCIS WITH TOPSY AND TUPTIM.

DR. K ON QUERIDA AMAZONIA: A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE OF A REVERSE BAIT-AND-SWITCH TACTIC, WHERE CUSTOMERS WERE WARNED OF SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG WITH THE PRODUCT, AND THEN REASSURED BY SOMETHING THAT LOOKED PRETTY ACCEPTABLE IN COMPARISON.

D.C. SHAKEDOWN FAIL:  IT’S ALL ABOUT UNCLE TED MCCARRICK, RIGHT?

SEAL OF CONFESSION CRUSHED IN AUSTRALIA: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A PRIEST TO CELEBRATE MASS IN YOUR PARISH IF HE HAS BEEN TAKEN TO PRISON.

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DANCING IRISH FRANCISPRIEST, FR. RAY, CALLS POLICE AFTER SOMEONE THREATENS TO BEHEAD HIM LIKE JOHN THE BAPTIST

COMMUNIST FRANCIS MANGLES THE BEATITUDES:  SCRIPTURES USE THE TERM “MEEK” FOR THE POOR AND THOSE WITHOUT LAND, YOU KNOW.

DON’T BASE YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF FRANCIS’S VALIDITY ON LYIN’ RYAN GRANT’S LESS-THAN-STELLAR LATIN TRANSLATIONS

SURPRISE: MASONIC VATICAN FRANCISCURIA MEMBER WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH FREEMASONRY

NEW TWITTER PROFILE:  IS VICTIM SKOJEC’S INTERNAL GUILT BREAKING OUT?

BARNHARDT:  BENEDICT SHOULD RE-ASSERT HIS OFFICE, THEN LIQUIDATE THE ENTIRE COLLEGE OF CARDINALS AND RE-BOOT IT WITH TWELVE MEN – NOT BISHOPS, BUT GOOD AND HOLY PRIESTS, CONSECRATE THEM BISHOPS AND MAKE THEM CARDINALS – AND START OVER

“MY HEAD IS SPINNING. WHAT IF THE FRIEND WAS RIGHT?” – YET ANOTHER RESPECTED VATICANIST, VIGANO’S REPORTER, ALDO MARIA VALLI, OPENLY EXPRESSES DOUBTS AS TO THE VALIDITY OF POPE BENEDICT’S RESIGNATION

BERNIE DEFENDS BREAD LINES IN COMMUNIST COUNTRIES

“SAINT” BUTTIGIEG?

VATICAN RAIDS:  THE FRANCIS PURGE OF THE OLD GUARD CONTINUES

MICROSOFT IS INVADING THE VOTING BUSINESS

WANT A DICTATORSHIP? CHOOSE MINIMIKE BLOOMBERG.

FURIOUS FRANCIS: THERE IS NO LAND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE HEART OF OTHERS; THERE IS NOT TERRITORY MORE BEAUTIFUL TO GAIN THAN PEACE FOUND AGAIN WITH A BROTHER. AND THAT’S THE EARTH TO INHERIT WITH MEEKNESS!

CHINA, SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, AND ME

CLEVELAND PRIEST CHARGED WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY MAY ALSO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN CHILD PROSTITUTION

CALLING UPON ALL CATHOLICS TO SUPPORT THE CALL FOR AN INTERNATIONAL INQUEST INTO CORRUPTION AT THE VATICAN

NON-PROFIT 1P5’S SKOJEC TWEETS HIMSELF SMOKING A ROCKY PATEL DECADE TORO.  ISN’T THAT A $50 CIGAR?

FRANCISPLANET: AND THE POOR ATTORNEY GENERAL IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE

KEEP YOUR BOYS AWAY FROM THE GAY SCOUTS. THERE’S NOTHING GOOD LEFT IN THEM.

VERRECCHIO: THE INSTITUTION PRESENTLY OPERATING OUT OF ROME UNDER THE DIRECTION OF JORGE BERGOGLIO CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THE HOLY CATHOLIC CHURCH, AND THIS FRANCIS PERSON IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A TRUE POPE. AND WHAT IS BP. SCHNEIDER?