CATHOLIC HEADLINES 6.17.20

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JUDAS FRANCISVATICAN SIDES WITH HONG KONG’S SLAVEMASTERS

THE EDIFYING STORY OF TENDER GUSTAVO AND HIS FRIEND, FRANCIS, SAINT-MAKING POPE OF CHRIST’S CHURCH, RIGHT?

LARPING MAN-CHILDREN “POLICING” CHAZ DRESSED UP AS COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

ATTORNEY: “CHILD PEDOPHILES WILL BE THE NEXT PROTECTED SCOTUS CLASS”

FRANCISPRIEST SLAMS OAKLAND BP. BARBER FOR NOT TAKING ENOUGH OF A KNEE

POLICE INVESTIGATING AFTER WHITE KID KNOCKED OUT ON OCEAN CITY BOARDWALK – THEN STOMPED ON BY MOB

COLUMBUS AND QUEEN ISABELLA STATUE TO BE REMOVED FROM CALIFORNIA CAPITOL

IF YOU’VE EVER MOCKED A FRIEND OR RELATIVE WHO WAS AFRAID TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL DURING THE LOCK DOWN IT’S PAST TIME TO APOLOGIZE

“I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH BREATHLESSNESS DUE TO HAVING A CORONARY, BUT THE FIRST THING I HEARD WAS “WE HAVE A COVID.”

DOES TRUMP KNOW WHAT WE KNOW — THAT THE FINAL VICTORY BELONGS TO THE LORD OF HISTORY? I SUSPECT HE DOES:

I GOT NEW EYES.  EVERYTHING LOOKS FAR AWAY

CHAZ OR MOMMY’S BASEMENT?

“COLUMBUS NOSTER EST!”

HOW BAD IS THE STATE OF THE CATHOLIC FAITH IN GERMANY?

THE GORSUCH BETRAYAL AND CIVIL WAR

Canon212 Update: Ultimately, the FrancisStunt, Just Like The New Mass, Doesn’t Really Work

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**JAMIE MANSON IS A WOMAN**

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CD. DOLAN JOINS CHUCK SCHUMER IN BLASTING TRUMP FOR DEPORTATION OF ‘DEVOUT CATHOLIC’ IRA OPERATIVE, MALACHY MCALLISTER

ROCKVILLE CENTRE DIOCESE FACES BANKRUPTCY AMID ABUSE LAWSUITS

PERVCHURCH:  “FRANCIS, AFTER A LONG DAY OF PAPAL WORK, GOES HOME TO THE HOMOSEXUAL RICCA WHO IS THE HEAD OF FRANCIS’S PERSONAL “RESIDENCE AT THE CASA SANTA MARTA HOTEL.”

YOU, TOO, WILL BE MADE TO CALL MEN WOMEN, AND WOMEN MEN.

”THE COURT IN ITS RULING CALLED A MAN SHE AND HER.”

WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT GARY, WHO SOMETIMES WEARS A DRESS, IS TAKING THE KIDS CAMPING? DON’T.

YUP. ANTIPOPE JORGE BERGOGLIO IS THE NEW HARVEY WEINSTEIN

431 COPS ARE VICTIMS OF RIOTS THIS SUMMER–SO FAR

JOHN ROBERTS IS A CORONAVIRUS

VATICAN FINANCIER TARGET’S CASE NOT QUITE SO ‘OBVIOUS’ AS REPORTED

COMMUNIST BRAZILIAN FRANCISBISHOPS CONTINUE TO TRY AND SHAKE-OFF REMAINING CATHOLICS BECAUSE OF THE BLESSED AND ETERNAL VIRUS

CARDINAL PELL: HOW TO SURVIVE EMOTIONAL HARDSHIP

FRANCISCOLLAPSE:  ITALIAN AVVENIRE WAS A DECENT CATHOLIC NEWSPAPER UNTIL, AFTER THE ELECTION OF FRANCIS, IT TURNED INTO A PRO-COMMUNIST LGBT OUTLET WHICH IS ALIENATING ITS READERS WITHOUT GAINING NEWS ONES.

“THIS WILL GO ON FOR AS LONG AS THE EMPTINESS EXISTS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE IDEAL ENVIRONMENT TO MAKE A PROTESTER OUT OF A LOSER, AND A LOOTER OUT OF A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.”

ONTARIO BISHOPS PRETENDING THE GOV’T IS FORCING THEM TO RESTRICT HOLY COMMUNION

Canon212 Update: Every President Should Spy On FrancisChurch. They’re Enemies of All That’s Good

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EUCHARISTIC PROCESSION IN MADISON, WI, TRAVERSES SITES OF LOOTING, UNREST

ARCHBISHOP LIAR WOULD HAVE BEEN PREFERABLE

THE ABOVE IS THE RAP SHEET OF ONE RAYSHARD BROOKS

SOME OF YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU’RE MAD.

FOR CHINA’S RIGHTS DEFENDERS, FIGHTING THE STATE LEADS TO PRISON

IT APPEARS THAT FRANCIS IS THE MEDIA’S NEW HARVEY WEINSTEIN WHOM THE MEDIA PROTECTED FOR YEARS.

OREGON HIGH COURT RULES AGAINST CHURCHES IN PANDEMIC CLOSURE DISPUTE

CULTURE OF LIES:  “UNFORTUNATELY, ALMOST ALL CONSERVATIVES SUCH AS ARCHBISHOP CHARLES CHAPUT THOUGHT DIGNITATIS HUMANAE WAS DEFINED TEACHING AND NOT A DISASTER.”

JESSE ROMERO: YOU AIN’T CATHOLIC UNLESS YOU “VOTE FOR TRUMP”

13 CREEPY NEW DEACONS FOR PHILADELPHIA?

CONGRATULATIONS, GRADS—IF YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PAST WEEK TO BURN DOWN A BUILDING OR BEAT UP AN OLD LADY DEFENDING HER LIVELIHOOD, THEN YOU GET AN A-PLUS.  THE TRUTH IS THAT ANTIFA AND OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM ARE THE SAME THING.

GEORGETOWN CALLED OUT FOR URGING DONATIONS TO LEFT-WING GROUPS

THE SYNOD OF GERMANY HAS AT LEAST THREE ANTECEDENTS. ALL ENDED WITH A SCHISM

IF A WHITE FIST WERE USED TO DEPICT “WHITE POWER” WOULDN’T THAT BE CALLED RACIST? WHY ISN’T “BLACK POWER” RACIST?