FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN TO START RECEIVING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS PER MONTH IN FUNNY MONEY. THAT’S CATHOLIC, RIGHT?
INDIAN FRANCISCHURCH HERO, FR. STAN SWAMY, STILL IN PRISON FOR BEING A SEDITIOUS COMMUNIST HAS CONTRACTED THE BLESSED COVID, THUS MAKING HIM A FULL FUTURE SAINT
BIDEN SCORNING THE SECRET FORMULA OF AMERICAN PROSPERITY
LUTHER AND FRANCIS: FAITHLESS FATHERS OF WOKENESS
CDC: THE VACCINATED HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ACCURATE CAUSE OF DEATH.
NEW HONG KONG JESUIT FRANCISBISHOP CHOW WANTS ‘PLURALITY OF OPINIONS’ AMONG HIS FIERCE ANTI-COMMUNIST FLOCK; WEASELS OUT OF COMMEMORATING TIANANMEN SQUARE
WRONGHEADED NCREPORTER FINDS UKRAINIAN CATHOLICS ‘FRIGHTENED OF RUSSIAN AGGRESSION’ IN JOE BIDEN’S NEW OBAMA-LIKE DYSTOPIA
WAS THE CONTINUOUS TIME MAG. FUNDED VATICAN II PARTY JUST A BIG GAY DISCO?
CNA, JERUSALEM FRANCISPATRIARCH PIZZABALLA BLAME ISRAEL FOR MOUNTING DEATH TOLL
REMNANT/ 1P5’S HILARY WHITE: SOCIAL MEDIA’S MADE EVERYONE LOSE THEIR MINDS ABOUT THE HOLY, LIFE-SAVING DEATHVAXX!
SAINT POPE JOHN I
NO, MR. DE MATTEI AND PROF. SEIFERT, THE HUMAN RACE DOESN’T NEED A TOXIC COCKTAIL OF DEAD BABY PARTS PUSHED BY MALTHUSIAN EUGENICISTS SO YOU DON’T GET A COLD.
IT’S “WELCOME BACK CARTER.” EXCEPT ADD A DASH OF DEMENTIA.
KEEPING THE LIE, FRANCIS EDITION
FRANCIS’S HOLY PRO-FAMILY SPEECH: “IT JUST AS EASILY COULD HAVE BEEN DELIVERED BY KLAUS SCHWAB, HEAD OF THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM (WEF), OR THE UN SECRETARY GENERAL, ANTÓNIO GUTERRES. SURPRISED? NAH, ME NEITHER.”
RIO’S VACCINE REDEEMER: ONLY SATAN, THE FATHER OF LIES, COULD EVER SUGGEST TO MEN IN THE LARGEST CATHOLIC COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (BRAZIL) THAT A VACCINE-OF-DEATH SHOULD REPLACE THE LORD-OF-LIFE IN HIS SALVIFIC MISSION.