AMERICAN CATHOLIC ON CUTE, CURLY-HEADED FRANCISSAINT CARLO: THE EFFORT TO CANONIZE HIM IS BIZARRE. I WOULD PREFER REAL MIRACLES.
ISLAMIC LEADER DECLARES MUSLIM DOMINATION OF U.S. POLITICS IMMINENT — VOWS TO ‘RULE’ AMERICA FROM CONGRESS TO WHITE HOUSE
FRANCIS ‘SHOCKS’ BISHOPS IN ITALY WITH ‘OFFENSIVE SLUR’ WHEN DESCRIBING HIS OPPOSITION TO GAY MEN IN SEMINARIES
POLAND AND BALTIC COUNTRIES PREPARE TO SEND TROOPS INTO UKRAINE IF RUSSIA MAKES A STRATEGIC BREAKTHROUGH
FRANCIS ‘VERY HAPPY’ TO PRAY BUDDHIST PRAYERS IN BASILICA OF SANTA MARIA IN TRASTEVERE
LOUISIANA GOVERNOR JEFF LANDRY SIGNS BILL CLASSIFYING ABORTION PILLS AS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES