Canon212 Update: Traitorous ‘Conservative’ Flypaper Catholics Would Like You To Stop Your ‘Infighting’

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“YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. THE SOVEREIGN PONTIFF HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF THE CANONICAL CRIME OF HERESY AND HIS REACTION IS TO LAUGH.”

6 SUSPICIOUS MEN HAVE THE DUBIOUS HONOR OF BEING ORDAINED BY NEWARK CARDINAL TOBIN

CARDINAL BURKE TO ARROYO:  THE HOLY FRANCISSEE NEEDS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW THEIR INVESTIGATION OF THEMSELVES AND THEIR TOP PERVCARDINAL MCCARRICK IS PROCEEDING, OK?

JESUITS: “LET’S ONLY KILL SOME INNOCENTS!!!”

ISN’T IT NICE THAT FRANCIS TRUSTS JOURNALISTS SO?

THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO IN ROMANIA: THE STORY NO ONE HAS TOLD BEFORE

HOLY FRANCIS OF FAUX-CATHOLICISM AND BAD POLITICS SAYS, ‘COMMON GOOD, HUMAN DIGNITY, INCLUSIVE SOCIETY, AND INTEGRATION OF IMMIGRANTS’ AT ROMANIA

HOLY SIR ELTON:  “I AM SICK TO DEATH OF BREXIT. I AM A EUROPEAN. I AM NOT A STUPID, COLONIAL, IMPERIALIST ENGLISH IDIOT.

IS THE FDA CAPABLE OF REGULATING DRUGS?

Canon212 Update: A Hellish Inferno Where There Once Was a Church

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UMBLE FEET-KISSER:  BUT THOSE WERE SAINTLY POPES, AND THIS ONE HERE IS AN EVIL CLOWN

WHY DID BENEDICTBOT MENTION THE EUCHARIST IN HIS ABUSE ESSAY?

“GREGORY IS THE JOE BIDEN OF THE U.S. CHURCH — SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IS BROADLY POPULAR, ESPECIALLY AMONG MORE LEFT-LEANING CATHOLICS?!” – WAPO’S BOORSTEIN GLOSSES OVER THE HOLY WILTON OF WASHINGTON

THE HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD HONORS SPAGHETTI-WESTERN COMPOSER, ENNIO MORRICONE

ICON OF DISGRACED STEUBENVILLE U, SCOTT HAHN, HONORS STUDENTS AT DISGRACED CATHOLIC U OF AMERICA FOR VOTING DOWN PORN ON THE SCHOOL NETWORK (BUT STILL HAVING ACCESS TO IT THROUGH CELL PLANS)

SHOULD DEMENTIA BE ADDED TO HERESY, THE ELECTION, AND BXVI’S ABDICATION AS A REASON TO INVESTIGATE FRANCIS’S PAPAL VALIDITY?

IN DEFENSE OF POPE BENEDICT

FROM NOW ON IT’S FLUFFY BUNNIES AND ROSE PETALS

“WHEN THEY RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE IN SEATTLE, MCDONALDS CUT THEIR DOLLAR MENU. THIS HURT HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE OF LOT OF THEM DEPEND ON THE DOLLAR MENU FOR FOOD. HIGHER MINIMUM WAGES DON’T REALLY HELP US.”

YOU FAITHFUL CATHOLICS MAY NOT KISS MY RING, BUT PLEASE, O, HOLY MUSLIM LEADERS, MAY I PLEASE KISS YOUR SHOES OF PEACE?

FRANCISCHURCH: ST. JOSEPH’S PARISH IN OTTAWA USING HOSTS THAT AREN’T BREAD AT ALL

‘AUTISTIC’ FR. MATTHEW SCHNEIDER, BRANDON VOGT:  “YOUR ‘SEXUALITY’ DOESN’T DEFINE YOU; YOU’RE MORE THAN WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO OR HE SLEEP WITH.” – IS THIS CATHOLIC?

MORRICONE:  “I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. GREGORIAN CHANT IS A VITAL AND IMPORTANT TRADITION OF THE CHURCH” AND TO “MIX RELIGIOUS WORDS WITH PROFANE, WESTERN SONGS IS HUGELY GRAVE, HUGELY GRAVE”

POPENEWS:  BENEDICTBOT IS NOT THE REAL RATZINGER

WAFFLING CD. MULLER: BENEDICTBOT WROTE THE LETTER.  GANSWEIN ONLY HELPED, OK?.  THERE CAN BE NO RIFT BETWEEN BXVI AND THE FRANCIS: THAT’S JUST POLITICS.  EACH POPE HAS HIS MISSION THAT IS SERVING THE CHURCH OF ST. PETER, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POPE?!

RADICALCATHOLIC: PEOPLE ARE RESORTING TO DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS A WAY OF COPING WITH BENEDICT XVI’S RECENT LETTER. HEY, @POPE_NEWS, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY PUTIN? HUH, HUH.

NASTY FRANCIS: GOLGOTHA WAS “COMPLETE DENIAL” OF GOD’S PROMISE?!

SAVIOR CD. SARAH: “TO ASSERT THAT I OPPOSE THE (ANTI-CATHOLIC) POPE IS AT THE SAME TIME UNJUST AND DISHONEST?!”

GANG OF SIX CD. GRACIAS: NEW VATICAN FRANCISCONSTITUTION WILL RESIST CENTRALIZATION IN ROME

SWEDISH GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA KID, GRETA, PROMISES THE FRANCIS AN AUDIENCE

CANON212 UPDATE: ENOUGH WITH YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK FRANCIS’S PAPACY SMELLS AWFUL FISHY! DON’T WE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY?

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POPE OF THE ELITES

THE STORY OF MURDERED FR. ALFRED KUNZ THAT JUST WON’T GO AWAY

WHY DOES THE EMERITUS SIGN HIS LETTERS WITH THE APOSTOLIC BLESSING AND HIS PAPAL NAME?  HOW MANY POPES DO YOU GET?

IS IT FLORIDA’S FAULT, TRUMP’S FAULT, OR ANDREW CUOMO’S FAULT THAT THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK?

DID THE POPE SIGN A DOCUMENT THAT ADVANCES ONE-WORLD RELIGION?

1P5’S DR. KWASNIEWSKI: THE ‘WHERE PETER IS’ BLOG IMAGINES THAT IF A POPE TEACHES SOMETHING, THEN IT’S CATHOLIC.  BUT THAT’S “MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF POPES,” SEE?  LOOK AT FRANCIS FOR EXAMPLE, AND ALSO LIBERIUS THE VACILLATOR!

DR. KWASNIEWSKI: CATHOLICS THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO IGNORE POPES BECAUSE THEY HAD THE FAITH ALREADY, SEE? WE ARE DUTY BOUND TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES WITH A JAUNTY STEP?!

FRANCIS’S EVIL, UNHOLY ‘HUMAN FRATERNITY’ DOCUMENT: WILL WE HAVE THE COURAGE AND INTEGRITY TO ADMIT THE OBVIOUS AS PROFESSOR SEIFERT HAS DONE?

CATHOLIC LAITY APPEAL FOR A WORTHY SHEPHERD IN WASHINGTON THIS SATURDAY

TRADITION IN ACTION: PEOPLE WHO REJECT THE ODD, UNRELIABLE AND SUSPICIOUS STATEMENTS RELEASED IN BENEDICT’S NAME AND CLAIM HE’S STILL POPE ARE EITHER SUFFERING TRAUMA, OR THEY’RE HYPOCRITICAL SCOUNDRELS WHO THINK IT’S ALL FRANCIS’ FAULT!

CARDINAL KASPER HAS ONLY DEMONSTRATED THAT HE HIMSELF DOES NOT ANYMORE LIVE IN THE TRUE FAITH – BISHOP SCHNEIDER