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UMBLE FEET-KISSER:  BUT THOSE WERE SAINTLY POPES, AND THIS ONE HERE IS AN EVIL CLOWN

WHY DID BENEDICTBOT MENTION THE EUCHARIST IN HIS ABUSE ESSAY?

“GREGORY IS THE JOE BIDEN OF THE U.S. CHURCH — SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IS BROADLY POPULAR, ESPECIALLY AMONG MORE LEFT-LEANING CATHOLICS?!” – WAPO’S BOORSTEIN GLOSSES OVER THE HOLY WILTON OF WASHINGTON

THE HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD HONORS SPAGHETTI-WESTERN COMPOSER, ENNIO MORRICONE

ICON OF DISGRACED STEUBENVILLE U, SCOTT HAHN, HONORS STUDENTS AT DISGRACED CATHOLIC U OF AMERICA FOR VOTING DOWN PORN ON THE SCHOOL NETWORK (BUT STILL HAVING ACCESS TO IT THROUGH CELL PLANS)

SHOULD DEMENTIA BE ADDED TO HERESY, THE ELECTION, AND BXVI’S ABDICATION AS A REASON TO INVESTIGATE FRANCIS’S PAPAL VALIDITY?

IN DEFENSE OF POPE BENEDICT

FROM NOW ON IT’S FLUFFY BUNNIES AND ROSE PETALS

“WHEN THEY RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE IN SEATTLE, MCDONALDS CUT THEIR DOLLAR MENU. THIS HURT HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE OF LOT OF THEM DEPEND ON THE DOLLAR MENU FOR FOOD. HIGHER MINIMUM WAGES DON’T REALLY HELP US.”

YOU FAITHFUL CATHOLICS MAY NOT KISS MY RING, BUT PLEASE, O, HOLY MUSLIM LEADERS, MAY I PLEASE KISS YOUR SHOES OF PEACE?

FRANCISCHURCH: ST. JOSEPH’S PARISH IN OTTAWA USING HOSTS THAT AREN’T BREAD AT ALL

‘AUTISTIC’ FR. MATTHEW SCHNEIDER, BRANDON VOGT:  “YOUR ‘SEXUALITY’ DOESN’T DEFINE YOU; YOU’RE MORE THAN WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO OR HE SLEEP WITH.” – IS THIS CATHOLIC?

MORRICONE:  “I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. GREGORIAN CHANT IS A VITAL AND IMPORTANT TRADITION OF THE CHURCH” AND TO “MIX RELIGIOUS WORDS WITH PROFANE, WESTERN SONGS IS HUGELY GRAVE, HUGELY GRAVE”

POPENEWS:  BENEDICTBOT IS NOT THE REAL RATZINGER

WAFFLING CD. MULLER: BENEDICTBOT WROTE THE LETTER.  GANSWEIN ONLY HELPED, OK?.  THERE CAN BE NO RIFT BETWEEN BXVI AND THE FRANCIS: THAT’S JUST POLITICS.  EACH POPE HAS HIS MISSION THAT IS SERVING THE CHURCH OF ST. PETER, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POPE?!

RADICALCATHOLIC: PEOPLE ARE RESORTING TO DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS A WAY OF COPING WITH BENEDICT XVI’S RECENT LETTER. HEY, @POPE_NEWS, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY PUTIN? HUH, HUH.

NASTY FRANCIS: GOLGOTHA WAS “COMPLETE DENIAL” OF GOD’S PROMISE?!

SAVIOR CD. SARAH: “TO ASSERT THAT I OPPOSE THE (ANTI-CATHOLIC) POPE IS AT THE SAME TIME UNJUST AND DISHONEST?!”

GANG OF SIX CD. GRACIAS: NEW VATICAN FRANCISCONSTITUTION WILL RESIST CENTRALIZATION IN ROME

SWEDISH GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA KID, GRETA, PROMISES THE FRANCIS AN AUDIENCE

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POPE OF THE ELITES

THE STORY OF MURDERED FR. ALFRED KUNZ THAT JUST WON’T GO AWAY

WHY DOES THE EMERITUS SIGN HIS LETTERS WITH THE APOSTOLIC BLESSING AND HIS PAPAL NAME?  HOW MANY POPES DO YOU GET?

IS IT FLORIDA’S FAULT, TRUMP’S FAULT, OR ANDREW CUOMO’S FAULT THAT THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK?

DID THE POPE SIGN A DOCUMENT THAT ADVANCES ONE-WORLD RELIGION?

1P5’S DR. KWASNIEWSKI: THE ‘WHERE PETER IS’ BLOG IMAGINES THAT IF A POPE TEACHES SOMETHING, THEN IT’S CATHOLIC.  BUT THAT’S “MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF POPES,” SEE?  LOOK AT FRANCIS FOR EXAMPLE, AND ALSO LIBERIUS THE VACILLATOR!

DR. KWASNIEWSKI: CATHOLICS THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO IGNORE POPES BECAUSE THEY HAD THE FAITH ALREADY, SEE? WE ARE DUTY BOUND TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES WITH A JAUNTY STEP?!

FRANCIS’S EVIL, UNHOLY ‘HUMAN FRATERNITY’ DOCUMENT: WILL WE HAVE THE COURAGE AND INTEGRITY TO ADMIT THE OBVIOUS AS PROFESSOR SEIFERT HAS DONE?

CATHOLIC LAITY APPEAL FOR A WORTHY SHEPHERD IN WASHINGTON THIS SATURDAY

TRADITION IN ACTION: PEOPLE WHO REJECT THE ODD, UNRELIABLE AND SUSPICIOUS STATEMENTS RELEASED IN BENEDICT’S NAME AND CLAIM HE’S STILL POPE ARE EITHER SUFFERING TRAUMA, OR THEY’RE HYPOCRITICAL SCOUNDRELS WHO THINK IT’S ALL FRANCIS’ FAULT!

CARDINAL KASPER HAS ONLY DEMONSTRATED THAT HE HIMSELF DOES NOT ANYMORE LIVE IN THE TRUE FAITH – BISHOP SCHNEIDER

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THE JESUIT APOSTATE PRO-GAY HANS ZOLLNER WHO IS A ‘VATICAN ABUSE SUMMIT COMMITTEE MEMBER’ CLAIMED THAT THE HOMOSEXUAL ABUSES HAVE “NOTHING” TO DO WITH HOMOSEXUALITY BUT “ABUSE OF POWER.”

ROBERT ROYAL: “THE INFERNAL PROPAGANDA MACHINE LONG AGO SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ANYONE WHO BRINGS UP HELL APPEAR LIKE THE LONGHAIR KOOK ON THE STREET CORNER”

FR. Z FOLLOW-UP ON FRANCIS HERETICAL ABU DHABI STATEMENT. IT’S A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN THE OTHER LANGUAGES?

18-PAGE CHICOM DOCUMENT LEAKED:  COMPREHENSIVE CRACKDOWNS  ON RELIGIONS FOR “SOCIAL STABILITY

FLASHBACK: MY SISTER KATE: THE DESTRUCTIVE FEMINIST LEGACY OF KATE MILLETT

COMMUNIST, MIRACLE-FAKING FRANCISVATICAN SAYS THEY HAVE NEW ONE FOR CD. NEWMAN, ALSO FOUND ‘HEROIC’ VIRTUE IN CD. MINDZENTY’S LIFE – TWO TOWERING CATHOLIC FIGURES WHO WOULD HAVE DESPISED AND RESISTED FRANCIS

THE MÜLLER MANIFESTO IS A WELCOME DEVELOPMENT. BUT IT IS NOT EVEN THE BEGINNING OF WHAT MUST BE DONE TO IMPEDE THE PAPAL STEAMROLLER.  ONLY WHEN A SUFFICIENT NUMBER OF CARDINALS AND BISHOPS STAND WITH HIM, CAN THERE BE ANY HOPE

SOCIALISM VERSUS THE FAMILY

LONDON: AN OCCUPIED CITY

ANOTHER LUTHER?  WALLY PROBABLY THINKS THIS IS A COMPLIMENT

ABORTION, THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AND VATICAN II CATHOLICISM

FAITHLESS ABU DHABI STATEMENT: DOES THE IMAM REALLY BELIEVE WHAT HE SIGNED?

YOU HAVE TO BE INCREDIBLY EVIL AND ARROGANT TO BE POPE AND INVENT PHONY NEW SINS AT THE SAME TIME

ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE CREATOR IS SUFFICIENT FOR SALVATION. THERE IS NO NEED OF A REDEEMER. THE ABU DHABI DOCUMENT ON HUMAN FRATERNITY IS THE FULFILLMENT OF LUMEN GENTIUM.

NO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRUE TRADITIONALIST

JUST A QUICK LITTLE REMINDER: “CHINA IS THE BEST IMPLEMENTER OF CATHOLIC SOCIAL JUSTICE,” YOU KNOW.

“KNOW ALSO THIS, THAT, IN THE LAST DAYS, SHALL COME DANGEROUS TIMES.”

EMPLOYING YET ANOTHER SKETCHY ‘LIFE-THREATENING PREGNANCY’ MIRACLE, FROM CHICAGO NO LESS, FAITHLESS, ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS SET TO DISGRACE CARDINAL NEWMAN BY CANONIZING HIM

MIRACLE-FAKING NUVATICAN CLAIM THEY HAVE ONE FOR CD. NEWMAN, ALSO FIND ‘HEROIC’ VIRTUE IN CD. MINDZENTY’S LIFE – TWO TOWERING CATHOLIC FIGURES WHO WOULD HAVE DESPISED AND RESISTED FRANCIS