Canon 212 Update: On the Dirty Hi-jinks of Fake Catholics Like Francis

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FRANCE ATTEMPTS TO CRIMINALIZE THE PRO-LIFE MOVEMENT

INVERTED FRANCISGOSPEL: ADULTERY IS A MORAL DUTY!

SPIRIT COOKING AFFICIONADO, JOHN PODESTA, REFLECTS ON THE FRANCISCANONIZATION OF JPII

INSIGHT ON PUBLIC POLICY

TODAY IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE.  ALL PREVIOUS HERETIC POPES WOULD HAVE SIGNED THE DUBIA TOO!

NO, THIS CERTAINLY ISN’T CATHOLICISM. IT ISN’T ANY FORM OF CHRISTIANITY, EITHER. IT’S THE NEW RELIGION OF THE ADULTERERS, THE COMMUNISTS, AND THE PERVERTED.

WOULD NOTRE DAME’S FR. JENKINS JAIL RAMPAGING SNOWFLAKES OVER TRUMP LIKE HE DID PRO-LIFERS OVER OBAMA?

FRESH NEW FRANCISCARDINAL NAPIER: IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO ANSWER THE DUBIA BECAUSE CONSCIENCE, YOU KNOW!

FRANCISDOCTRINE: “ADULTERY HAS PROGRESSED FROM MORTAL SIN TO MORAL NECESSITY IN A JUST FEW SHORT “INCREMENTAL STEPS.

Canon 212 Update: On Martyrs for Communism

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GAGLIARDUCCI:  THE PONTIFICAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES IS FULL OF ATHEISTS LIKE HAWKING BECAUSE IT’S A PLACE WHERE “ SCIENCE AND FAITH CAN MEET AND DISCUSS.”

BETRAYED CATHOLICS: POPE FRANCIS AND THE CHINESE COMMUNIST REGIME

CARDINAL NAPIER CAN TAKE HIS PLACE AMONG THE JUDASES.

DOUTHAT: IF FRANCIS DOESN’T WANT SOME FAITHLESS, SINFUL, ANTI-MARRIAGE BISHOP MCELROY CHURCH, HE SHOULD SAY SO.

FRANCISHENCHMAN ABP. (DON VITO) PINTO: FRANCIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE OF MERCY AND HAS INFINITE PATIENCE.  REMOVING CARDINAL HATS IS NOT HIS WAY. I USED TO THINK THAT CARDINAL MEISNER WAS A GOOD GUY.

ACLU SUES CATHOLIC CHARITIES BECAUSE THEY FEED, SHELTER, PROCESS ILLEGAL ALIENS, BUT WON’T GIVE THEM ABORTIONS

“WHAT I WILL DO IS EXPRESS MY ASTONISHMENT AT THE SORRY COLLECTION OF MEDIOCRITIES, SYCOPHANTS, DULLARDS, IDIOTS AND POOFS WHO HAVE ALL CIRCLED THEIR WAGONS AROUND THIS AWFUL POPE.”

DON VITO PINTO: BERGOGLIAN THUG

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN AN INCLUSIVE PLACE WITH NO UNDUE REGARD FOR STRUCTURES? – EURO PRIESTS IMPROVE THE OUR FATHER, AND OTHER FRANCISCHURCH EVENTS.

MAYBE IF THEY TWEETED THAT FRANCIS WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD IT WOULD STOP THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

AREN’T ALL THESE LUTHER-ESQUE FRANCISBISHOPS AND CARDINALS EXCOMMUNICATED BY VIRTUE OF THEIR OPEN HERESY?

FRANCISGOSPEL: FLEXIBLE WHEN I SAY, RIGID WHEN I SAY.

GOD BLESS CARDINAL BURKE, BISHOP EMERITUS OF ST. LOUIS

BACK FROM HIATUS, FR. LONGENECKER RAPS FRANCISVATICAN FOR CASTRO RESPONSE, “LIBERATION THEOLOGY MUMBO JUMBO”

Canon 212 Update: Big Picture Pope Too Big for Questions

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Hey Muller!  Tell those pencil-pushing detail boys I don’t do dubias.  Maybe you’ll do it.

 

MARTIN SCORSESE, MARRIED FIVE TIMES, DIRECTOR OF THE BLASPHEMOUS THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, AND GLORIFIER OF MOBSTERS, HAS A PRIVATE AUDIENCE WITH FRANCIS

IS OUR CHURCH CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLDWIDE ‘DEMORALIZATION PROCESS’?

SCORCESE KISSES ‘DON FRANCIS’’ RING, DESPITE THE FACT HE DOESN’T LIKE THAT.

PLEASE DELIVER MY GLOBAL WARMING DUBIA TO DR. FRANCIS?

WAR? THE CARDINALS HAVE POINTED THEIR CANNONS ON FORT SUMTER, BUT THEY HAVEN’T STARTED THE CANNONADE YET.

ST. CHARLES DE FOUCAULD SHOWS WHAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME IF YOU FOLLOW THAT INCESSANT PROMPTING TO BE ALONE WITH THE ALONE.

SLOVAKIA PASSES LAW TO BAN ISLAM FROM BEING REGISTERED AS A RELIGION

TRIVIAL PURSUIT (PAPAL EDITION)

IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY AND THE POPE WANTS GAY MEN TO ‘RESPONSIBLY’ PUT ON A CONDOM

DEAR DUTIFUL NEW HENCHMAN FRANCISCARDINAL FARRELL, IS THIS REALLY THE MOST CHRISTIAN AND BELOVED POPE OF ALL TIME AND SPACE?