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AUSSIE FRANCISBISHOP FOLEY GOES BERSERK, ACCUSING FAITHFUL OF FLOUTING CHURCH TEACHING WHEN THEY MAKE ACTS OF REPARATION FOR BUDDHIST PRAYER IN HIS ABUSED CATHEDRAL

BIGGEST POLITICAL PARTY IN ITALY PROMOTES TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS

WORLD’S SMALLEST BABY, SAYBEE, GOES HOME.

MIA! YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE!

DID CD. PELL’S TROUBLES START WHEN HE CRITICIZED POPE FRANCIS’S RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALISM?

UNIVERSAL ACCEPTANCE? – 1P5’S MANLY STEVE SKOJEC SENDING NASTY EMAILS, CHALLENGING PEOPLE TO FIGHTS OVER DR. KWASNIEWSKI’S SOCCI REVIEW.

YOU, TOO, CAN HAVE WHITE PRIVILEGE!

BE FRANCISCAREFUL:  TOO MUCH PROSELYTISM OUT THERE!

MAGISTER:  THE HOLY FRANCIS OF MONSTROUS PERV COVER-UPS DIGS ONLY DEEPER

CALIFORNIA:  THE GOLDEN STATE WHERE THE WHOLE CONFESSION LINE WILL END UP IN COURT

FRANCIS CALLS TRADITION “ASHES

OLD BILLIONAIRES GETTING ‘YOUNG BLOOD’ TRANSFUSIONS

TAIWAN RELIGIOUS FREEDOM FORUM DENOUNCES PERSECUTION, ORGAN HARVESTING IN CHINA

GOOGLE PEOPLE LOCKED OUT OF THEIR CLOUD HOUSES

AUSTRIA: THEOLOGICAL FACULTIES SHOW MAJORITIES VOTING FOR LEFT (EXTREMIST) PARTIES

AS HE LANDS, TRUMP CALLS MAYOR KHAN OF LONDON A “TWIN OF NYC’S DE BLASIO, ONLY SHORTER

FR. Z ON R.I. BISHOP TOBIN’S CATHOLIC TWEET: “I SUSPECT THAT BEFORE TOO LONG WE WILL SEE VIOLENCE IN THE STREETS AND OVERT ATTACKS ON CHURCHES OVER THIS.”

OOPS… BISHOP ACCIDENTALLY REMINDS PEOPLE OF CATHOLIC TEACHING.

OPEN LETTER CRITIC, FR. WEINANDY:  I THINK FRANCIS’S ABU DHABI ‘STATEMENT’ IS THE WORST ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT THE FRANCIS NEEDS TO ‘CLARIFY’ URGENTLY!

CHRISTIAN SOCIALISTS AND OTHER ENEMIES OF MANKIND

AS INK DRIES ON FIGUEIREDO REPORT, PAPAL ALLY, THE HOLY GAY MICKENS, QUESTIONS AUTHOR’S CHARACTER & MOTIVES

HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD PREPARES FOR HIS AMAZON SYNOD, WHERE HE’LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO ‘IMPROVE’ THE PRIESTHOOD

WAS BISHOP TOBIN BLACKMAILED?

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TED CRUZ FIGHTS FOR MORE FLEXIBLE EDUCATION SAVINGS ACCOUNTS

AN ASCENSION QUARTET

JOAN OF ARC:  “MEN ARE SOMETIMES HANGED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.”

“A PROPAGANDA PERFORMANCE IS TOURING VILLAGES IN JIANGXI PROVINCE, PRESSURIZING PEOPLE TO REPLACE BELIEF IN GOD WITH WORSHIPING THE REGIME.”

POPE OCASIO

FRANCIS, ‘THE HOLY SPIRIT MAKES PEOPLE DYN-O-MITE!’

“I DIDN’T CRITICIZE THE POPE, I ASKED HIM FOR CLARITY” – DUTCH CARDINAL EIJK

FRANCIS GIVES AN INTERVIEW: “I AM CONSERVATIVE

TX BP. STRICKLAND THANKS LONG-TIME MCCARRICK AIDE MSGR. FIGUEIREDO FOR MCCARRICK REVELATIONS

HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD:  I’D TELL TRUMP TO HIS FACE THAT HIS WALL IDEA IS CRUEL AND UNCHRISTIAN, SEE?!

“I WOULDN’T JOIN IF I HAD TO LOOK LIKE THAT!”:  KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS OFFICIAL REPUDIATE THEIR TRADITIONAL, OSTENTATIOUS UNIFORM FOR MORE OF A GIRL SCOUT LOOK

IF THE POPE HAS HIS WAY, WE IN THE US AND ELSEWHERE WOULD HAVE UNBRIDLED BABY-SLAUGHTER SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS.

WHY DOES THE POPE HATE THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER OF ITALY?

MATT:  SINCE WHEN IS A STATUE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA IN THE HANDS OF THE PRESIDENT, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD?

MICHAEL MATT:  IT’S GREAT NEWS THAT PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO WIN ELECTIONS IN EUROPE BY APPEALING TO CHRISTIAN ROOTS.

FRANCISCHURCH:  “AMERICAN POLITICIANS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS ARE VILIFIED MORE FOR THEIR WELFARE POLICIES – WHICH COULD BE TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM PACEM IN TERRIS!” – CATHOLIC HERALD DOUBLES DOWN ON ANTI-CAPITALISM, BLAMES POPES.

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FEET KISSER: ARE PEOPLE IN ROME BEGINNING TO WONDER IF FRANCIS IS CRAZY JUST NOW?

ITALIAN MEDIA WARNS: VATICAN CENSORING ENTIRE  BLOCKS OF HOLY UTTERANCES FROM HIS BENT-OVER HUMBLENESS

WHICH ONE IS MAGDALENE?

“YOU SAID YOU’D RETIRE IN SILENCE!’ – NCR FRANCISTHEOLOGIANS WORRY THE EMERITUS ACTING TOO POPE-LIKE

STRETCH:  CNA’S CONDON SEES ‘ZERO TOLERANCE’ IN THE BENEDICTBOT’S LETTER

GUSHING ABP. CHAPUT: THE ‘RATZINGER’ ESSAY LACKS SOME OF THE RIGOR OF HIS EARLIER FORMAL WRITINGS, BUT HIS WORDS ARE NONETHELESS AS CLEAR AND PENETRATING AS EVER!.  HE HAS MOMENTS OF INSIGHT AND GENIUS THAT FALL LIKE RAIN IN A DESERT, ESPECIALLY TODAY!

DEMOCRATS TARGET BLACK BABIES, TRY TO SILENCE BLACK CONSERVATIVES

NBC BRINGS BACK THAT EVIL BANNON/BURKE ANTI-FRANCIS ALLIANCE, LOOKS TO MAX BEANS FOR HOLY GUIDANCE!

VORIS VISITS SAINT BENEDICT CENTER NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE FRANCISCHURCH IS TREATED THEM LIKE HERETICS JUST FOR BEING CATHOLIC

CHRIS FERRARA:  I HAVE NO INTENTION OF WADING THROUGH THE 67 PAGES OF CHRISTUS VIVIT.  A FEW DROPS OF STRYCHNINE IN THE BOUILLABAISSE RENDER THE WHOLE FARRAGO FATAL TO SOUND ORTHODOXY.

FERRARA ON CHRISTUS VIVIT: WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ABSURD ANTHROPOMORPHIZING OF THE CHURCH, REDUCED TO A BUNDLE OF PROJECTIONS REFLECTING THE INSECURE MANHOOD OF THE AUTHORS OF THIS EFFETE DIATRIBE.

NEW YORK: WHEN THEY FORCE FRANCISCHURCH CONFESSORS TO REVEAL ABUSE-RELATED SINS, WILL THEY NOT COMPLY?

PERVCHURCH IN GUAM:  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEITHER ZERO TOLERANCE NOR TRANSPARENCY?

NO GUSH FROM 1P5’S SKOJEC ON THE BENEDICTBOT LETTER:  “IT’S DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY EXACTLY WHAT THE POINT OF THIS DOCUMENT IS. IT TELLS US NOTHING NEW. IT PROPOSES NO SOLUTIONS

OUR LADY OF SORROWS

VOX CANTORIS:  IT IS TIME, FATHER RATZINGER, LONG PAST TIME FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN.  ISSUE ANOTHER LETTER AND TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE!