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1P5 WRITER ERIC SAMMONS, WHO’S IN COMMUNION WITH EVERY EVIL HERETIC IN FRANCIS’S PERVCHURCH, CALLS PEOPLE WHO QUESTION THE CANONICAL VALIDITY OF BXVI’S ABDICATION ‘NUTTY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WHO THINK THEIR THOUGHTS MATTER.’

BUFFALO PERVBISHOP MALONE OUT

VIOLENT MALE CONVICTS CLAIMING TO BE ‘TRANS’ ARE TERRORIZING WOMEN IN ALL-FEMALE CANADIAN JAILS

BUSH FLUNKIE PETER WEHNER AND ALL THOSE HOLY ‘REPUBLICAN CHRISTIANS’ AGAINST TRUMP

ANCHORESS:  “FLOUNCY” BP. SHEEN MAY END UP BEING A GOOD SAINT FOR GAY PEOPLE!

‘BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED.  BUT I’M NOT SORRY, AND I’M GOING TO WAIT FOR A POPE WHO’S NOT A EVIL FOOL TO CHANGE THE SINS BACK.’

POPE ISSUE:  DID FAVORITE FRANCISCARDINALS CUPICH, FARRELL, TOBIN, AND BISHOP MCELROY SQUEAL ABOUT BISHOP SHEEN, THE CATHOLIC, BECOMING A ‘BLESSED’?  WAS IT JOLLY CD. DOLAN AGAIN?

GAY FRANCISCANDIDATE ANDREW YANG SQUIRTS WHIPPED CREAM INTO KNEELING SUPPORTER’S MOUTH

DID THE SYNOD FAST-TRACK THE GREAT WARNING?

FRANCIS AND THE EVIL MAGISTERIUM OF ‘PROCESS’ AND CONTRADICTION

HONG KONG PROTEST MOVEMENT IS SPREADING

CARDINAL ZEN: “CONTACTS WITH VATICAN DISASTROUS”, “THERE’S NO HOPE, NO HOPE AT ALL. NO HOPE.”

FRANCIS’ COMMISSIONERS JUST KILLED ANOTHER NUNNERY

SCHÖNBORN ABUSES OUR LADY FOR GAY SHOW – THREE DAYS LATER: PULMONARY EMBOLISM

A PULCHRITUDINOUS RESPITE

FOR MOBILE USERS IN CHINA, ONE ‘WRONG’ WORD MEANS PUNISHMENT

IS THE FRANCIS/CUBA/CHINA AXIS OF EVIL COLLAPSING?

NEW AND IMPROVED SOVEREIGN MALTESE CONDOM KNIGHTS OF FRANCIS SPONSORED THE DEGENERATE EVENT WITH DRAG QUEEN IN CD. SCHONBORN’S CATHEDRAL

LIFETIME CHANNEL’S ‘CHRISTMAS’ HOMO-BLASPHEMY

FLASHY 1P5:  IF YOU’VE CEASED GIVING TO YOUR BISHOPS, GIVE IT TO US!  IT’S NON-PROFIT GIVING TUESDAY, YOU KNOW!

MUNDABOR: THE BEST THING TO DO WHEN VISITING A CHRISTMAS MARKET IS LIKELY AN ACT OF CONTRITION, AS SINCERE AS YOU CAN MUSTER. THERE AREN’T MANY WAYS TO AVOID THE IMPACT OF AN EXPLODING JOYOUS ENCOUNTER BOMB AFTER ALL.

DOES BUFFALO REALLY WANT A FR. ROY HERBERGER NATIVITY SCENE MUSEUM?

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MAD MOM: WHEN THE PRIEST IS TALKING TO US, HE’S FACING US. WHEN HE’S TALKING TO GOD, HE’S FACING GOD. DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOME HORRIBLY NEFARIOUS PLOT TO EXCLUDE YOU FROM ANYTHING?  GEEZ.

BP. SCHNEIDER ON THE STUNT POPE: FRANCIS SENT A CARD TO ME HERE IN KAZAKHSTAN, WHERE I MUST SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, CONTAINING HIS GENERAL AUDIENCE ADDRESS, AND HE UNDERLINED “PERMISSIVE WILL.” I AM GRATEFUL.

WAPO SMEARS NEW PRO-LIFE CATHOLIC, J.D. VANCE, AS ‘RACIST’ FOR SAYING ‘MY PEOPLE’

‘KOCH AND HIS LEGACY ARE AS ANTI-LIFE AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET, SOMETHING NO AMOUNT OF SELFISHLY MOTIVATED CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING CAN COVER UP.  MARK SHEA EXPLODES OVER LATE DAVID KOCH, WHO ‘RUINED THE ENVIRONMENT’

SHEA: I LOVE DAWN EDEN.  SHE IS SMART.  SHE IS WELL-EDUCATED.  SHE IS DEVOTED TO JESUS CHRIST IN HIS CHURCH.  AND SHE HAS GUTS.  HERE SHE IS, TAKING ON THE TRUMP-ADORING, FRANCIS-HATING RIGHT WING FREAK SHOW!

CATHOLIC STAND: DON’T RASH JUDGE!  THERE ARE PRO-LIFE DEMOCRATS OUT THERE YOU CAN VOTE FOR, OK?  REMEMBER THAT GOOD NAZI, OSKAR SCHINDLER?  DO YOUR HOMEWORK! I’M AN INDEPENDENT, SEE?

SEATTLE ARCHDIOCESE SAYS ‘PARISH LEADERSHIP’ DIDN’T KNOW THE MAN THAT FR.  DUPONT  BLESSED WAS SCHEDULED TO KILL HIMSELF.  DEACON KANDRA: THAT AP NEEDS TO GO GET THE PRIEST’S SIDE OF THE STORY [WHATEVER THAT IS]

BORIS SUSPENDS PARLIAMENT, PREVENTS BREXIT SCUTTLE

AUSTRALIA: VICTORIAN PARLIAMENT COALITION AGREES TO PASS LAWS FORCING PRIESTS TO REPORT CHILD ABUSE HEARD IN CONFESSION.

SEATTLE BISHOPS TO ‘REVIEW’ BLESSING OF ASSISTED SUICIDE ADVOCATE

PERVCHURCH: VATICAN TELLS ARGENTINIAN COURT THAT FRANCIS’S PET PERVBISHOP, THE HOLY GUSTAVO, HAS JOB IN ROME, DESPITE BEING SUSPENDED.  STATE SECRETARIAT PERVBISHOP PENA PARRA SIGNS OFF

ST. AUGUSTINE: “ALL CATHOLICS KNOW: DIVORCE IS OF THE DEVIL!”

CREEPY, UNSETTLING EVIL. YES, A JESUIT WAS INVOLVED.

LOCAL BISHOP:  THE AMAZON REGION IS RIFE WITH PEDOPHILIA, CHILDREN ABUSED BY THEIR PARENTS.

FR. Z ON USING ‘PREFERRED PRONOUNS’ – “WE NEED TO DETERMINE WHICH HILLS ARE THE ONES WE NEED TO DIE ON. I’M NOT CONVINCED THAT CHANGED NAMES AND PRETEND TITLES ARE THAT HILL.”

THE AMAZON IS BURNING AND THE SKY IS STILL FRANCISFALLING

NOT AUTHORIZED: THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE DEATH OF THE OLD MASS

HOW MANY EUCHARISTIC FRANCISPRAYERS WILL THERE BE IN LATIN AMERICA BEFORE IT’S ALL OVER?

ROMAN CATECHISM CONVICTS FRANCIS OF HERESY

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ATHEIST GROUP DROPS EFFORT TO DEPRIVE CLERGY OF TAX EXEMPTION FOR HOUSING EXPENSES

CLARENCE THOMAS CALLS FOR ABANDONING ‘DEMONSTRABLY ERRONEOUS’ PRECEDENT, TOUCHING OFF ROE V. WADE SPECULATION

HEREFORD CATHEDRAL? LOOKS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL TO ME…

EVIL, CULTURE CARDINAL RAVASI BRAGS ABOUT HOW BENEDICT, WHO STEPPED DOWN FROM THE PAPACY FOR NO HONEST REASON, WAS FORCED TO PROMOTE AND SUPPORT HIM.

ST. VINCENT FERRER: IF YOU HAVE TWO CO-POPES AT THE SAME TIME, THE INFERIOR ONE ISN’T REALLY A POPE.

JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS IS A GIANT AMONG MIDGETS

ABP. VIGANO: GAY MAFIA NATIONAL SHRINE RECTOR, MONS. ROSSI, MOLESTED STUDENTS AT CUA WHILE I WAS NUNCIO.  CARDINAL WUERL KNEW

“ONE THING THAT I AM SURE OF, AND WHICH I CAN ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, IS THAT WHATEVER THE CONTINGENCIES THAT MAY ARISE HERE, WHEREVER I AM THERE WILL BE NO COMMUNISM.” – BELOVED, PRO-CATHOLIC SPANISH LEADER, FRANCISCO FRANCO

FRANCISCHURCH IS JUST A 3-RING-BINGER STUFFED WITH ROTTEN GOVERNMENT INSERTS

CANON LAWYER ED PETERS EXPLAINS JUST WHAT A COMPANY MAN THE USELESS CARDINAL DOLAN IS

ANY WOMAN WHO WOULD MARRY A FRANCISPRIEST WOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR THE PARISH, RIGHT?

NEW “DECLARATION OF TRUTHS” IDENTIFIES “COMMON ERRORS”, FAILS TO OPPOSE THEIR ROOTS

ABP. GANSWEIN CONFIRMS THAT BENEDICT DIDN’T HAVE A MILD STROKE.  THAT MEANS BENEDICT DEFINITELY DIDN’T HAVE A MILD STROKE, RIGHT?  THE RUMOR WAS STARTED OUTSIDE THE VATICAN WHERE PEOPLE ARE MUCH LESS HONEST AND OPEN.

THE “HEY YOU CAN STILL ABORT YOUR BABY DURING LABOR” AMENDMENT

CDL. DOLAN OFF THE RESERVATION, AGAIN

TRUMP MAKES HEALTH INSURANCE AFFORDABLE!

OF ALL PEOPLE, STEVE BANNON!

TRUMP VOWS REMOVAL OF ‘MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS’ STARTING NEXT WEEK

POP CULTURE GROUPIE, CD. RAVASI BLATHERS ALL SORT OF EVIL NONSENSE ABOUT ‘HYPOCRITES AND THEIR EXTERNAL MANIFESTATIONS’ AFTER ITALIAN LEADER, MATTEO SALVINI HOLDS UP A ROSARY AND PRAYS PUBLICLY FOR OUR LADY’S INTERVENTION

DR ERIC MASCALL AND THE ERRORS OF WALTER KASPER

MUNDABOR: AS I WRITE THIS, I SIT NEAR NOT ONE, BUT TWO WOMEN WHOSE SHAPE I WOULD, IF I HAD EVER SEEN IT AS A CHILD, DEFINED AS MONSTROUS, CIRCUS-LIKE DEFORMITY.

TOSATTI:  ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ ON BRANSFIELD, ROSSI, AND THE “GAY MAFIA”

LEPANTO: FRANCIS PROMOTES GOALS CREATED BY COMMUNISTS

VOX CANTORIS ON BARNHARDT 2.0: DON’T CRITICISE THE PERSON.  DEFEAT HER ARGUMENT.  BET YOU CAN’T.