CISCO CEO MEETS MONSTERPOPE FRANCIS, SIGNS AI ‘ETHICS PLEDGE’ AT VATICAN, AS CREEPY ABP. PAGLIA SMILES LIKE THE BARTENDER IN THE SHINING
USCCB EUCHARISTIC REVIVAL: NATIONWIDE NUMBERS AREN’T AVAILABLE YET. BUT CERTAIN DIOCESES ARE REPORTING INCREASES OF 30%, 40%, 50%, AND EVEN MORE THAN 70%, OKAY?
‘POST-LIBERAL’ CRISISMAG PIPEFACE CONDEMNS ‘BARBARITY’ OF HIROSHIMA
PARISH PICKING: LOVE IS MORE IMPORTANT, BUT FAITH IS FIRST:
GERMAN DIOCESE REMOVES FAITHFUL, PRO-CHRISTIAN AFD POLITICIAN FROM FRANCISCHURCH POST
BOLIVIAN BANANA REPUBLICAN FRANCISPRELATES DEFEND GERMAN BISHOP AND BROTHER OF NOTORIOUS IRME STETTER KARP FROM MONEY LAUNDERING CHARGES
NEW SUBARUS WATCH YOU DRIVE TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE PAYING ATTENTION
AUSSIE COURT ORDERS ELON MUSK’S X TO BLOCK SYDNEY CHURCH STABBING FOOTAGE
FILIP DEWINTER OF BELGIUM’S VLAAMS BELANG PARTY: IMMIGRATION IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT. IT IS A PRIVILEGE
USCCB VP AND LEADER OF DISAPPEARED ARCHDIOCESE OF BALTIMORE, NAZI-SPECTACLED ABP. LORI, HAPPILY CANCELS THE ANCIENT MASS
SWITZERLAND: OPUS DEI ‘CALVIN KLEIN’ PERVBISHOP BONNEMAIN ATTENDS FUNERAL OF HIS PREDECESSOR ABP. HUONDER AT SSPX
ITALY: OF COURSE THEY STOPPED GOING. IT’S NOT THE ANCIENT MASS, AND THE CHURCH TOLD THEM IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY
MURDERED BY HOSPICE AND HOSPITALS: IT’S HAPPENING BEFORE YOUR EYES!
CATHOLIC PRIEST VS DIGNITAS INFINITA: “INFINITE DIGNITY” MAKES NO SENSE!
COMMIE FRANCIS UPENDS CATHOLIC EDUCATION: “IT MUST STOP BEING ‘ELITIST’ TO FIGHT EXPLOITATION & DISCRIMINATION!”
TRADITIONAL SOLEMNITY OF ST. JOSEPH! – TERROR OF DEMONS, PROTECTOR OF HOLY CHURCH!
“HE FREQUENTLY EXPRESSED HIS CLOSENESS TO “THE LITTLE ONES, THE POOR, THE NEEDY, EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS, THE DISADVANTAGED” – SHALLOW FRANCISPRAISES FOR ST. PIUS X, WHO WOULD HAVE SLUGGED HIM AND TOSSED HIM FROM THE CHAIR OF PETER