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GERMAN BISHOPS’ WEBSITE TOUTS CATHOLIC YOUTH GROUP’S ‘GAY PRIDE’ AWARD

WHATEVER YOU THINK OF ALEX JONES, MEDIA OLIGARCHS CONSPIRING TO SILENCE HIM IS CHILLING.

WE DON’T WANT COMMITTEES FULL OF HAND-PICKED, COMPROMISED, AND FAITHLESS LAY PEOPLE.  WE WANT CIVIL PROSECUTION, REMOVAL ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.

ON ANNIVERSARY OF HIROSHIMA, PRO-MASS-CASUALTY DAVID MILLS, MARK SHEA SLAM NOTRE DAME’S ONLY CATHOLIC, FR. MISCAMBLE, WHO ‘DOESN’T EVEN NOD TO CATHOLIC TEACHING ON THESE MATTERS,’ YOU KNOW.

DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIE THAT “THERE WILL ALWAYS BE QUEER TYPES HANGING AROUND THE SACRISTY.”

FOR SOMEONE WHO FREQUENTS A SACRISTY, ACTING UNMANLY AND EFFEMINATE IS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH

CATHOLICS IN ARCHDIOCESE OF WASHINGTON ARE CONFLICTED OVER SUPPORT AFTER MCCARRICK SEX SCANDAL

‘OH AND THE LITTLE ILLEGAL ALIEN GIRL DROPPED ALL HER CRAYONS WHEN SHE SAW THE BIG SCARY IMMIGRATION OFFICER!’ – CNA POSTS SICKENING PIECE OF WELL-FUNDED FRANCISBISHOP PROPAGANDA

FRANCIS NEEDS TO RESIGN INSTEAD OF BEING CALLED TO BE THE ONE WHO SOLVES A PROBLEM HE HAS HELPED TO FESTER EVERY DAY OF HIS INDECENT PONTIFICATE.

HE CAN STILL GO BACK TO ARGENTINA, TO HIS DEAR COBBLER, AND FINISH HIS DAY AS A PRIEST IN SOME ARGENTINEAN SLUM; STINKING OF SHEEP, AS HE DOES ALREADY.

A WORD TO PARENTS

DEACON KANDRA ENDORSES THAT ROTTEN LAY PANEL IDEA THAT THE ANCHORESS, BP. DAWN EDEN, SIMCHA FISHER, ROBERT GEORGE, AND BP. SCHARFENBERGER ALL RECOMMEND

HAVE THE U.S. BISHOPS READ THEIR OWN CHARTER AGAINST SEX ABUSE OF CHILDREN AND YOUNG PEOPLE?

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PET FRANCISCARDINAL CUPICH GETS SOME AWARD IN SPOKANE, TELLS FAITHLESS FABLE OF MAN WHO FELL IN A WHOLE BUT HIS PRAYERS DIDN’T HELP.

HISSES TO THOSE CLERICS SEEKING TO HIDE FROM THEIR SACRED RESPONSIBILITIES IN THIS DIRE HOUR.

NO MORE BISHOPS SIGNING?  THUS HENRY VIII BECOMES A “SAINT” IN THE NEW CHURCH OF FRANCIS?

LIFESITE PETITION

‘CATHOLIC’ SHEA SITE ON THE FC: “BETWEEN THE HOLOCAUST DENIERS, AND THE SSPX KOOKS AND ASSORTED OTHER FRINGE FIGURES, ALL BACKED BY NUTTY SITES LIKE 1 PETER 5 AND RORATE COELI, THE WHOLE THING IS ABSURD TO ME.”

HOW SOON BEFORE THEY BAN EUDORA WELTY?

VICTORY! FARMER CAN SELL AT FARMERS MARKET EVEN THOUGH HE’S CATHOLIC!

FRANCISMASS: MAJORITY OF FAITHLESS AMERICAMAG READERS VERY HAPPY WITH THE LITURGY AT THEIR PARISH

AUTHORITARIANFRANCIS: UNREASONABLE AN A PROTESTANT WAY

FRANCISGOSPEL IS RAW POWER ABSENT TRUTH OR REASON

CORRECTABLEFRANCIS:  PARTY BOSS

FR. HUNWICKE: THE SSPX PARTICIPATION IN THE FC IS EVIDENCE THAT THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN PROPER CANONICAL STATUS WITHOUT FURTHER NITPICKING

NOW THAT FRANCIS’ HERESY HAS FINALLY BEEN IDENTIFIED AND ACCUSED, THE CARDINALS LIKELY HAVE SOMETHING PROFOUND IN THE WORKS

“WE MADE A MISTAKE” – IN CLUMSY SWAT FRAME-UP, FRANCISVATICAN PUT THE WRONG DATE ON PRE-WRITTEN LETTER SAYING THAT AUDITOR MILONE ‘FREELY RESIGNS.’

GOOD MORNING, VATICAN CITY CITIZENS!  THERE WILL BE 15 MINUTES OF CALISTHENICS FOLLOWED BY A 5-HOUR LECTURE ON THE SOCIAL GOSPEL OF OUR DEAR LEADER.

SSPX-TULSA IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED

CAN YOU ACCESS FR. MARTIN’S GAY ADVOCACY FROM INSIDE THE VATICAN?

NOW THEN, THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO FIGHT DOCTRINAL CORRUPTION, HERESY, THAN BY EXPOSING ITS INTRINSIC CONTRACTIONS

SKOJEC: WITH VATICAN ON THE DEFENSIVE, NOW IS THE TIME FOR FORMAL CORRECTION

FAITHFUL CANADIAN PARISHIONER BANNED FROM PARISH AND SACRAMENTS, ARCHDIOCESE SILENT

ARE THEY BLOCKING CHILD PORN IN FRANCISVATICAN?

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“REVOLUTION OF TENDERNESS!” – LEFTIST AGITATING FRANCISGURU GIVES VAPID 17 MINUTE TEDTALK

ONLY IN FRANCE

WHY WON’T FRANCIS SUPPORT HIS BRAVE VENEZUELAN BISHOPS AND THEIR PEOPLE?  IT’S AN ‘ECONOMY THAT KILLS’, ISN’T IT?

PRIESTS FOR LIFE’S FR. IMBARRATO, PRO-LIFERS PROTEST PLANNED PARENTHOOD BOSTON

PENCE, CABINET MEMBERS REPORTEDLY ATTENDING WEEKLY WHITE HOUSE PRAYER MEETINGS

LEXINGTON BP. STOWE TO SPEAK AT NOTORIOUS GAY NEW WAYS, BLAMES THE FRANCIS

FRENCH DIOCESE OF LE HAVRE SUMMONS ALL THE DIVORCED, REMARRIED FOR BIG AMORIS LAETITIA ‘DISCERNMENTFEST’

WHERE DOES FRANCIS FIT ON THE POST-MODERNIST, IDEOLOGICAL CONTINUUM?  EVERYWHERE.

TURKEY NATIONALIZES ALL CHRISTIAN CHURCHES INCLUDING CATHOLIC

FRANCIS THROWS EX-SUPERIOR GENERAL OF THE MERCEDARIANS OUT OF THE PRIESTHOOD AND THE ORDER

WRECKERFRANCIS TO HONOR TOMBS OF TWO NOTORIOUS PRIESTS WHOSE LIVES REPRESENTED EVERYTHING THAT’S GONE WRONG WITH THE CHURCH AND THE WORLD

THE DECLINE OF FRANCE AS SEEN THROUGH THE INCREASINGLY ODD MARITAL LIVES OF ITS PRESIDENTS

THUG: FRANCIS SUMMONS MALTESE CONDOM KNIGHTS TO VATICAN TO ‘HELP’ THEM ELECT A NEW LEADER TO REWRITE THEIR ANCIENT STATUES

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PRAY FOR FRANCIS’ SECURITY IN EGYPT!

IS FRANCIS’ EASTER CARD ARTIST SOME KIND OF CREEPY GOTH?

GO BACK TO SLEEP:  ‘THE FRANCIS CAN’T CHANGE DIVINE REVELATION’.  THANKS, CARDINAL MULLER.

NO PRIESTS AND NO MASSES IN LIMERICK AND CORK.  WASN’T THAT THE WHOLE POINT?