DONKEYS, GOATS, DOGS ENTERTAIN MIGRANTS AT ‘OVERFLOW CENTER’ AT CATHOLIC PARISH IN SOUTH TEXAS
VANDALS TARGET ST. ANTHONY OF PADUA CHURCH, DENVER
NM: ST. ANNE’S FRONT DOORS VANDALIZED SHORTLY BEFORE MASS
SOMEONE WRITES ‘HARLAT’ ON STATUE OF MARY OUTSIDE ST. MARY OF THE KNOBS CATHOLIC CHURCH IN FLOYDS KNOBS, IN
CNN: TRUMP UNLEASHES NEW THREAT TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY!
THE INTERIOR PRIORITIES OF LENT
A WAR AGAINST EVERYTHING AUTHENTIC
EWTN/CNA RE-ATTEMPTS OLD BENEDICTBOT QUOTE THAT NEVER HAPPENED “THERE IS ONLY ONE POPE” WHY ARE THEY SO NERVOUS?
STUNT: BENEDICTBOT EMERGES IN SHADY PAPER SOUNDING LIKE FRANCIS, PRAISING JOE BIDEN, AND SMEARING ‘FANATICS’ WHO THINK IT MIGHT STILL BE POPE
FRANCIS SAYS HIS “FAITH” NEEDS DOUBTS
CNA: OH MY GOSH! THE IRAQI NUNCIO GETS THE COVID RIGHT BEFORE FRANCIS GOES THERE!!
“MASK WEDNESDAY IS NOT KIND-OF ASH WEDNESDAY. IT IS A MOCKERY OF IT. COVID-YEAR HAS SURROUNDED US WITH DEATH AND ALSO RENDERED US IDIOTIC IN THE FACE OF IT.”
STEUBENVILLE FLUNKIEPRIEST TO MASS-GOERS: MY HEART ‘EXPLODED’ AND I FELL IN THE SNOW AND NOW I MIGHT NEED A PACEMAKER BECAUSE OF THE COVID! AND IT’S YOU BASTARDS WITHOUT MASKS ON WHO DID IT TO ME!
HOLY SKOJEC: I BLEW UP THE ICEBERG THAT LIVES WITHIN ME AND BIG OL’ HONKIN’ CHUNKS OF IT ARE FLOATING TO THE SURFACE. WITH IT COME ALL THE FEELINGS THAT ARE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM, NOT NECESSARILY IN WAYS THAT MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE.
1P5’S SKOJEC: I FEEL LIKE A VETERAN WITH PTSD WHO CRIED IN THE WONDER WOMAN MOVIE.