MY MORNING AT THE LIL’ LICIT LITURGY
MARCO TOSSATI: YOU CAN’T DISCUSS FRANCISVOCATION NUMBERS. THIS POPE GIVES NO INCENTIVE FOR YOUNG MEN”
DO YOUR PARISH’S PRE-EASTER EVENTS READ LIKE THIS?
FRANCIS’ RECKLESS APPOINTMENT OF DEPRAVED DISSIDENT PROFESSOR ANNE-MARIE PELLETIER TO WRITE GOOD FRIDAY MEDITATIONS A GRAVE SCANDAL
BP. SCHNEIDER: THE MUSLIM MIGRATION IS PLANNED, PROGRAMMATIC
CD. RIVERA’S MEXICO CITY ARCHDIOCESE ISSUES VEILED THREATS TO BUSINESSES WHO THINK OF INVESTING IN TRUMPWALL, CALL THEM ‘IMMORAL… TRAITORS TO THEIR HOMELAND?!’
CHILEAN HEARSAY AND FAITHFUL SIGNALERS: DON’T BE TAKEN IN BY THE CONTROLLED FRANCISOPPOSITION
PRIEST BRINGS 200 FRANCISFAITHFUL TO MILAN, MAKES THE DEVIL HORNS IN FRANCISJOY
VERRECHIO: I’M NO LONGER EXPECTING AN AWFUL LOT TO COME FROM THIS DUBIA DUST UP.
LORD, GIVE ME THE COURAGE OF THE MAN BORN BLIND
JESUS AND THE SAMARITAN REFUGEE AT THE WELL
BENEDICT WAS JUST ANOTHER PHONY, AND UNCATHOLIC FRANCIS IS DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY THE POPE, OK?!
THEY USED US AND SLANDERED ME! – LYING, REINSTATED GRAND CONDOM KNIGHT OF FRANCIS ATTACKS CD. BURKE BY CALLING HIM AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN
DAMIAN THOMPSON: FRANCISCHURCH DEADLOCKED IN A ‘SCHISM CONDITION’
GAY VETERANS’ GROUP SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM BOSTON’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE – JUST TWO YEARS AFTER THEY WERE ALLOWED TO MARCH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
GRAMSCI, MARCUSE AND THE LONG ATHEIST MARCH THROUGH THE AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS
A DAY WITHOUT STUPID: LEAVING JOBS, RESPONSIBILITIES, ETC., UNDONE TO RANT ONLY SHOWS US WHO THE REAL WOMEN ARE.
SOCIAL SECURITY IS A GIANT PONZI SCHEME PERPETRATED BY DEMOCRATS
‘IF HEALTH WAS NOT THE TRUE REASON FOR BENEDICT’S ABDICATION I WOULD WAGER ON BLACKMAIL OF SOME SORT.’
THE VATICAN CELEBRATES A COMMUNIST HOLIDAY — INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY
BARNHARDT: BENEDICT REMAINS THE ONE AND ONLY VICAR OF CHRIST, ALBEIT “INACTIVE” AND REFUSING TO DO HIS DUTY, AND HE HAS ENABLED THE USURPATION AND ASCENSION OF AN ANTIPOPE HELLBENT ON DESTROYING THE BRIDE OF CHRIST FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
BARNHARDT: DISHONEST, MISERABLE BENEDICT-IN-HIDING IS THE POPE WE SO RICHLY DESERVE
HOLLYWOOD NUNS FIGHTING KATY PERRY DEFINITELY ‘UNIMPRESSED’
FR. MARTIN CALLS TRUMP’S IMMIGRATION POLICIES “ANTI-LIFE.” IS THAT FAIR?
FRANCISSALESMAN: “SMOOTH-TALKING OBSCURANTISTS LIKE WUERL HAVE LITTLE REGARD FOR THE “SHEEP” THEY ARE CONSTANTLY OOZING ABOUT.”
VERRECHIO: JORGE BERGOGLIO IS SOMEONE’S VICAR ALRIGHT
LINWOOD KAINE: IS THIS A CASE OF THE “APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE?”
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK MARQUETTE WAS A LAUGHING STOCK BEFORE, YOU WILL NOW
“IN THIS SUPREME MOMENT OF NEED FOR THE CHURCH, THE ONE WHO SHOULD SPEAK WILL FALL SILENT.”