Canon212 Update: Francis, the Foul-Mouthed Pig

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AMERICAN CATHOLIC ON CUTE, CURLY-HEADED FRANCISSAINT CARLO:  THE EFFORT TO CANONIZE HIM IS BIZARRE.  I WOULD PREFER REAL MIRACLES.

ISLAMIC LEADER DECLARES MUSLIM DOMINATION OF U.S. POLITICS IMMINENT — VOWS TO ‘RULE’ AMERICA FROM CONGRESS TO WHITE HOUSE

FRANCIS ‘SHOCKS’ BISHOPS IN ITALY WITH ‘OFFENSIVE SLUR’ WHEN DESCRIBING HIS OPPOSITION TO GAY MEN IN SEMINARIES

POLAND AND BALTIC COUNTRIES PREPARE TO SEND TROOPS INTO UKRAINE IF RUSSIA MAKES A STRATEGIC BREAKTHROUGH

FRANCIS ‘VERY HAPPY’ TO PRAY BUDDHIST PRAYERS IN BASILICA OF SANTA MARIA IN TRASTEVERE

LOUISIANA GOVERNOR JEFF LANDRY SIGNS BILL CLASSIFYING ABORTION PILLS AS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES

Canon212 Update: Hermits and Trad Pundits May Not Be What They Seem

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CONTROLLED RESISTANCE:  LONG-TIME CHURCH MILITANT STALWART, DR. JULES GOMES:  THE VATICAN HAS HAD A PATHOLOGICAL HATRED OF JEWS FOR OVER 150 YEARS!

DIOCESE OF LEXINGTON DOUBLES DOWN ON REFERRING TO FEMALE ‘HERMIT’ AS ‘HE,’ ‘BROTHER’

RFK JR OFFERS BLACKS $5 BILLION TO VOTE FOR HIM

CALIFORNIANS FORBIDDEN FROM EXERCISING OUTDOORS

WHY CUBA IS GETTING WORSE FOR THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

“SO TODAY, I’M OFFERING MY ROSARY FOR ALL THE BEASTLY COMMENTERS WHO VISIT HERE WITH THEIR INSULTS AND WISHES FOR SUSAN AND ME TO BURN IN HELL OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.”

THRONGS OF FAITHFUL WALK TO CHARTRES: “ALL THIS, AS CHURCH ATTENDANCE IN OUR COCA-COLA LITURGY PLUMMETS, AND OUR FATSO IN CHIEF BLATHERS STUPID STUFF ABOUT ABSOLVING NO MATTER WHAT.”

PHOTO:  THE VICAR OF CREATION PROMOTES TRIBALISM

Canon212 Update: It’s madness, madness, not to follow my evil Spirit beyond the frontiers of religion!

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BUS NUN SISTER LINDA YANKOSKI IMPLICATED IN ‘DEPLORABLE’ CHILD MIGRANT FACILITY

CAREER WOMEN BACK BUTKER ON X:

ARROYO ON CHARTRES THRONGS:  THIS IS NOT A RETURN TO THE PAST, BUT A RUSH TO THE ETERNAL.

SLOVAKIA PM ROBERT FICO NO LONGER IN LIFE-THREATENING CONDITION AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, ‘APPROACHING POSITIVE PROGNOSIS’

NEW ZEALAND MP’S SON AND RISING RUGBY STAR DIES SUDDENLY AT 22

FRANCISCATHOLIC REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE LARRY HOGAN ADVOCATES FOR ‘RESTORING ROE V. WADE AS THE LAW OF THE LAND’

‘IT IS NOT SURPRISING THAT ‘WE ALL BELIEVE THE SAME GOD, ABU DHABI’ FRANCIS APPEARS BEFORE PRISONERS. THEY CANNOT RUN AWAY LIKE THE CATHOLICS DURING HIS EMPTY WEDNESDAY AUDIENCES.’

USCCB SWISHOP COZZENS:  EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY HIKING BOOTS ON, I STILL NEED THE HOLY SPIRIT TO MAKE MY NATIONAL EUCHARISTIC PILGRIMAGE MORE [FRUITY] FRUITFUL!