“SAY A OUR FATHER NOW FOR THE SUFFERING CHINESE CATHOLICS AND BISHOP GUO XIJIN AS WELL AS THAT EVERY PERSON ON EARTH WITH A SHRED OF DECENCY CRY OUT AGAINST THIS PROFOUNDLY IMMORAL “DIPLOMATIC” ACTION OF POPE FRANCIS AND CARDINAL PAROLIN.”
PRIEST THAT SAID “IMAGINE JESUS AS GAY” TO OFFER LGBT RETREAT FOR DIOCESE OF OAKLAND
FAITHLESS FRANCISBISHOP DUROCHER: IT’S A NEW ERA IN THE CHURCH. “IN FRENCH CANADA AND QUEBEC, THERE’S NO POLARIZATION AROUND POPE FRANCIS. THE WORLD I’M COMING FROM IS ONE WHERE THE GREAT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE FEEL GREAT EMPATHY FOR WHAT HE’S SAYING!
AS WE HAVE NOW ENTERED INTO HOLY WEEK, THE FINAL PREPARATION FOR THE SACRED TRIDUUM, LET US RESOLVE TO FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF ST. PAUL AND THE ENTIRE “WHITE-ROBED ARMY OF MARTYRS”
THE ANCIENT MASS CONCERNS THE NEW FRANCISBISHOP LINDA, OF PORTO, PORTUGAL, WHILE THE ABOLITION OF PRIESTLY CELIBACY WOULD “NOT SHOCK” HIM.
BELLARMINE ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
THE HOLY PRE-SYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS: “WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN ROME IS A JOKE. A DIABOLICAL JOKE.”
FOR FAITHLESS FRANCIS, THERE WERE NO CATHOLICS AROUND ON PALM SUNDAY. THEY ALL APPEARED ON GOOD FRIDAY TO CRUCIFY CHRIST.
CARDINAL DOLAN FINALLY GETS IT: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS ABANDONED CATHOLICISM
MAO’S POPE
VATICAN OVERLORDS: “WE UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE’S DISAPPOINTMENT THAT THE FINAL LANGUAGE WAS NOT TO THEIR PRECISE LIKING, BUT IT MUST BE MADE CLEAR THAT THERE HAS NOT BEEN NOT ANY KIND OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST THOSE WHO PREFER MORE TRADITIONAL FORMS OF LITURGY,”
OOOPS! I GUESS HELL ISN’T EMPTY AFTER ALL.
BUGNINI-FREE HOLY WEEK FOR 2018!
GAGLIARDUCCI ON LETTERGATE: MAYBE VATICAN COMMUNICATIONS SHOULD START THINKING MORE IN TERMS OF TOPICS.
…UPDATE: BISHOP GUO RELEASED, BUT BANNED BY HIS CHICOM FRANCISSUPERIORS FROM CELEBRATING CHRISM MASS AS A BISHOP
PERSECUTION: AUSTRALIAN OFFICIALS SET UP TASK FORCE TO INVESTIGATE, PROSECUTE CD. PELL BEFORE THEY EVEN HAD A COMPLAINT
FIRSTTHINGS: BOGUS YOUTH SYNOD DOCUMENT JUST A CONTRIVED ECHO OF FAITHLESS FRANCISSPEAK
SYNOD DOCUMENT ALLEGEDLY DRAFTED BY YOUNG PEOPLE SAYS CATHOLIC TEACHING ON “CONTRACEPTION, ABORTION, HOMOSEXUALITY, COHABITATION” IS “ESPECIALLY CONTROVERSIAL”
GEE, THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF THOSE WELL-INTENTIONED, INNOCENT ‘MATERIAL HERETICS’ AROUND THESE DAYS!
FRANCISLUTHER: “CHRISTIANS, IF THEY TRULY LET THEMSELVES BE WASHED BY CHRIST, IF THEY TRULY LET HIM STRIP THEM FROM THEIR OLD THEMSELVES SO TO WALK A NEW LIFE – WHILE REMAINING A SINNER BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SINNERS – CAN NO LONGER BE CORRUPTED
FRANCIS: AT EASTER REMEMBER YOU NEVER WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE FAKE, MAFIOSO CHRISTIANS WHO THINK THEY’RE RIGHT ALL THE TIME AND NOT SINNERS. THEY’LL END BADLY!
FIRST COMMANDMENT BURYING FRANCIS: EASTER CULMINATES IN WELCOMING, OK? IT’S THE TIME WHEN WE GIVE THE LOVE JESUS GAVE US OVER TO OUR NEIGHBOR, SEE?
TAIWAN FEARS FRANCISVATICAN WILL CUT DIPLOMATIC TIES IF CHINA DEAL GOES THROUGH
SPREAD OF WAHHABISM WAS DONE AT REQUEST OF WEST DURING COLD WAR – SAUDI CROWN PRINCE
OBAMAPOPE’S SYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS: “I’M SORRY, BUT THIS WHOLE THING JUST REEKS OF COMMUNITY ORGANIZING.”
THOUSANDS OF COMMANDS AND SCADS OF ‘YOUTH’ DELIBERATIONS ALL COLLATED INTO ONE FRANCISDOCUMENT IMMEDIATELY, EH?