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UMBLE FEET-KISSER:  BUT THOSE WERE SAINTLY POPES, AND THIS ONE HERE IS AN EVIL CLOWN

WHY DID BENEDICTBOT MENTION THE EUCHARIST IN HIS ABUSE ESSAY?

“GREGORY IS THE JOE BIDEN OF THE U.S. CHURCH — SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IS BROADLY POPULAR, ESPECIALLY AMONG MORE LEFT-LEANING CATHOLICS?!” – WAPO’S BOORSTEIN GLOSSES OVER THE HOLY WILTON OF WASHINGTON

THE HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD HONORS SPAGHETTI-WESTERN COMPOSER, ENNIO MORRICONE

ICON OF DISGRACED STEUBENVILLE U, SCOTT HAHN, HONORS STUDENTS AT DISGRACED CATHOLIC U OF AMERICA FOR VOTING DOWN PORN ON THE SCHOOL NETWORK (BUT STILL HAVING ACCESS TO IT THROUGH CELL PLANS)

SHOULD DEMENTIA BE ADDED TO HERESY, THE ELECTION, AND BXVI’S ABDICATION AS A REASON TO INVESTIGATE FRANCIS’S PAPAL VALIDITY?

IN DEFENSE OF POPE BENEDICT

FROM NOW ON IT’S FLUFFY BUNNIES AND ROSE PETALS

“WHEN THEY RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE IN SEATTLE, MCDONALDS CUT THEIR DOLLAR MENU. THIS HURT HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE OF LOT OF THEM DEPEND ON THE DOLLAR MENU FOR FOOD. HIGHER MINIMUM WAGES DON’T REALLY HELP US.”

YOU FAITHFUL CATHOLICS MAY NOT KISS MY RING, BUT PLEASE, O, HOLY MUSLIM LEADERS, MAY I PLEASE KISS YOUR SHOES OF PEACE?

FRANCISCHURCH: ST. JOSEPH’S PARISH IN OTTAWA USING HOSTS THAT AREN’T BREAD AT ALL

‘AUTISTIC’ FR. MATTHEW SCHNEIDER, BRANDON VOGT:  “YOUR ‘SEXUALITY’ DOESN’T DEFINE YOU; YOU’RE MORE THAN WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO OR HE SLEEP WITH.” – IS THIS CATHOLIC?

MORRICONE:  “I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. GREGORIAN CHANT IS A VITAL AND IMPORTANT TRADITION OF THE CHURCH” AND TO “MIX RELIGIOUS WORDS WITH PROFANE, WESTERN SONGS IS HUGELY GRAVE, HUGELY GRAVE”

POPENEWS:  BENEDICTBOT IS NOT THE REAL RATZINGER

WAFFLING CD. MULLER: BENEDICTBOT WROTE THE LETTER.  GANSWEIN ONLY HELPED, OK?.  THERE CAN BE NO RIFT BETWEEN BXVI AND THE FRANCIS: THAT’S JUST POLITICS.  EACH POPE HAS HIS MISSION THAT IS SERVING THE CHURCH OF ST. PETER, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POPE?!

RADICALCATHOLIC: PEOPLE ARE RESORTING TO DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS A WAY OF COPING WITH BENEDICT XVI’S RECENT LETTER. HEY, @POPE_NEWS, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY PUTIN? HUH, HUH.

NASTY FRANCIS: GOLGOTHA WAS “COMPLETE DENIAL” OF GOD’S PROMISE?!

SAVIOR CD. SARAH: “TO ASSERT THAT I OPPOSE THE (ANTI-CATHOLIC) POPE IS AT THE SAME TIME UNJUST AND DISHONEST?!”

GANG OF SIX CD. GRACIAS: NEW VATICAN FRANCISCONSTITUTION WILL RESIST CENTRALIZATION IN ROME

SWEDISH GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA KID, GRETA, PROMISES THE FRANCIS AN AUDIENCE

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ENEMY OF THE FRANCISBISHOPS, PHILIPPINES’ DUTERTE CALLS COMMUNISM IS A ‘ROTTEN IDEOLOGY’ LEADING TO ‘MASS INSANITY’

THERE ARE CREDIBLE REPORTS THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN 20 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS IN THE UNITED STATES RIGHT NOW. WHAT IF THEY ALL LEFT?

KENTUCKY’S JOHN STOWE IS A LEFT WING ACTIVIST MASQUERADING AS A BISHOP.

DEAR COVINGTON CATHOLIC BOYS, DON’T LET YOUR EVIL FRANCISBISHOP LEAD YOU INTO HELL

SKOJEC:  MY SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION IS RUINING EVERYTHING.  WE’RE NOT MEANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS!

CONSIDER THIS THE FIRST FORAY OF POSSIBLY MANY INTO A DISCUSSION I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE HAVING. WITH NO END IN SIGHT TO THE CRISIS, WE NEED A GUT CHECK ON OUR HABITS!

BLASPHEMY: NASTY FRANCISBIOGRAPHER, AUSTIN IVEREIGH, CALLS THE ANCIENT MASS A ‘CREATION OF THE GAY PRIESTHOOD’

CNN FRANCISFAITH:  CHRISTIANITY’S FUTURE LOOKS MORE LIKE LADY GAGA THAN MIKE PENCE

IRISH RULERS FEAR SOME OF THEIR MUSLIM DOCTORS WILL REFUSE TO KILL THEIR QUOTA OF BABIES

SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: THE ANCIENT CHINESE TACTIC OF “GUILT BY ASSOCIATION” IS TO PIT FAMILY MEMBERS AGAINST EACH OTHER, MAKING ALL GUILTY FOR THE CRIMES OF ONE.

SHEA: “THIS STOPPED BEING ABOUT THE KIDS ON MONDAY.  NOW, AS THE LOCKED AND LOADED LANGUAGE OF THAT “STAND YOUR GROUND” MEME MAKES CLEAR, THIS IS ABOUT THE TOTAL EXONERATION OF THE ENTIRE WHITE RACIST MAGA CULT!”

SNAKELIKE FR. EDWARD BECK SHOULD TAKE OFF THAT COLLAR AND PUT ON AN OBAMA HAT

POPE FRANCIS ON SINS OF THE FLESH

WHILE POVERTY IS COLLAPSING WORLDWIDE, SNKAE-OIL FRANCIS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE IT’S EXPLODING BECAUSE OF “THE EVIL MARKET”

HOLY FRANCIS OF TERROR AND HIS “ILLEGALITY PROFITEERS

“NATHAN PHILLIPS—WHETHER A MERE PAWN IN THE GLOBALIST GAME, OR A DEDICATED SERVANT OF THE GLOBAL ELITES—IS JUST ONE OF MANY GUERILLAS WAGING A WAR ON BEHALF OF GLOBALISM AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH”

THE THOUSAND REASONS TO BE FURIOUS AT THE EVIL POPE OF PERVCHURCH AND HIS EPISCOPAL GANG OF FREAKS

PERVCHURH: BISHOP SERRATELLI OF PATTERSON THREATENS CHURCH MILITANT WITH A LAWSUIT OVER “EXPOSURE” OF SODOMITE PRIEST “LOVERS” RECENTLY ORDAINED!

THE “LOGICAL UNION OF WOMEN’S ORDINATION AND SODOMY

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LEFT-WING ARGENTINE SOCIALIST LEADERS ASK FOR THE EXTRADITION OF FRANCIS’S PROTECTED PET PERVBISHOP GUSTAVO OSCAR ZANCHETTA

VIETNAM:  DISABLED VIETNAM VETERANS EVICTED FROM CHURCH-RUN HOME

SINCE FRANCIS’S UNHOLY CDF HAS DECLARED “EXTRA ECCLESIAM NULLA SALUS” TO BE ‘UNACCEPTABLE,’ THE SLAVES OF THE IMMACULATE HEART NO LONGER ‘CATHOLIC’?

FORTUNATELY POPEWATCH HAS TAKEN NO VOW OF OBEDIENCE

CHICOM FRANCISAUTHORITIES CLOSE CHURCHES, DEMAND “CHURCH-FREE ZONES” NEAR SCHOOLS

EVEN HOLY ST. VINCENT FERRER COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHO THE POPE WAS

FRANCISCATHOLIC REBECCA HAMILTON:  TRUMP’S A DICTATOR!  FRANCISCATHOLIC MARK SHEA:  JAIL THE SON OF A BITCH.  HE IS A CRIMINAL AND THE GRAVEST DOMESTIC ENEMY WE HAVE FACED IN MY LIFETIME!

BUCHANAN TO TRUMP:  DECLARE AN EMERGENCY

KIRKPATRICK: WHEN YOU SEE HOW DEEPLY COMPLICIT FRANCIS IS IN THE PERVCHURCH, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE HIS ANTI-CHRISTIAN ISLAMIZATION POLICY IS WILLFUL TOO

A CRIME TO BE PRO-LIFE? PROPOSED ABORTION LAW FOR NEW YORK ‘WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE’

THE FIRST STEPS IN RESTORING OUR ECONOMY ARE ABOLISHING THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL FEDERAL RESERVE AND RETURNING TO THE GOLD STANDARD.

A NEW NON-FRANCIS EUROPE:  PLEASE PRAY FOR THE YELLOW VESTS!

WITH NEW SEXUAL ABUSE CASE FRANCIS MAY GO FROM CLEANUP MAN TO ACCUSED

SPRINGFIELD: CURSED NEW POPE FRANCIS HIGH BUILDING CEREMONIALLY OPENS WITH RIBBON-CUTTING

ICON OF A DISASTROUS PAPACY

THERE. WASN’T THAT INTERESTING?

MEET POPE CREEPY COMMIE SCHIZO

NOT REALLY FIRED FRANCISCARDINAL WUERL KNEW MCCARRICK ABUSE ALLEGATIONS IN 2004

MICHAEL MATT ON THE PERVSYNOD: NOW THAT THE GREAT ACCUSER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED—HIS CHARACTER DULY ASSASSINATED—WE CAN ALL SIT BACK AND LET THE CUPICH SHOW BEGIN

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FAITHLESS FRANCISCHURCH: VERI-CATHOLIC BLOCKS TORONTO CATHOLIC WITNESS?