CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.25.16

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ST. MARK THE EVANGELIST

SURPRISE: NEW U.S. FRANCISNUNCIO SAYS HE’S HERE TO LISTEN.

FRANCISGOSPEL: IS “THE MOST WICKED AND THE MOST BLASPHEMOUS PERSON LOVED BY GOD WITH THE TENDERNESS OF A FATHER?”

“THE SACRAMENTS WERE MADE FOR FRANCIS, NOT FRANCIS FOR THE SACRAMENTS.” – FRANCIS LETS TEEN PENITENT GO WITHOUT A PENANCE

FRANCISGOSPEL:     “BUT I BELONG TO THIS RELIGION, OR TO THAT ONE … IT DOESN’T MATTER!     LET’S ALL GO FORWARD TO WORK TOGETHER, RESPECTING EACH OTHER, RESPECTING!”

The great and merciful Oz has spoken

The great and merciful Oz has spoken

INDISSOLUBLE MARRIAGE? YES, BUT FOR THE CHOSEN FEW?!

BISHOP ATHANASIUS SCHNEIDER:  FRANCIS MISQUOTING, TWISTING JOHN PAUL II AND THE CHURCH.  WE NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A VERITATIS LAETITIA.

BISHOP SCHNEIDER CALL ON POPE FRANCIS TO CLARIFY TO AVOID A GENERAL CONFUSION – ISSUES STUNNING REBUKE OF AMORIS LAETITIA!

AMORIS LAETITIA: THIS POPE WILL MAKE THE PRIESTS OF OUR CHURCH CO-CONSPIRATORS WITH HIM IN IGNORING THE CLEAR COMMAND OF CHRIST.

CRUZ AND KASICH TEAM UP TO STOP TRUMP

I WILL PRAY FOR THE CHURCH AND CONTINUE TO LOVE MY FAITH, DEFEND MY FAITH AND SHARE MY FAITH, BUT I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST TO AVOID THE ENTIRE SUBJECT OF WHO GOD IS ALLOWING TO BE CALLED “POPE” AT THIS MOMENT.

FRANCISCHURCH: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S CONSCIENCE, OK!?

CULTURAL FRANCISCARDINAL RAVASI TWITTERS HIS DISMAY OVER DEATH OF POP STAR, AGAIN

FRANCIS MAKES TIME’S TOP 100 AGAIN ALONG WITH BRUCE JENNER.  PRAISED BY PRO-DEATH ‘CATHOLIC’ LEFTIST JOE BIDEN

BISHOPS BACK OBAMA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION POWER GRAB AT SCOTUS

ANGELA MERKEL ASKED ABOUT TRUMP’S REMARKS ON HER “INSANE” REFUGEE POLICY

REPORT: CHILDREN OF ‘REFUGEES’ GET MORE FEDERAL BENEFITS THAN POOR U.S. KIDS

ON OUR DEADLY NON-JUDGMENTAL SHEPHERDS

MARY STATUE UNTOUCHED BY ECUADOR EARTHQUAKE

SUNDAY MASS:  YOU CAN DISRUPT CHRIST ALL THE TIME. BUT WOE TO YOU, YOU INTERFERE WITH THE MERCY SHOWMAN.

GAGLIARDUCCI:  VATICAN FINANCIAL REFORM: WHAT ARE THE ISSUES AT STAKE?

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN ON MOVE AGAINST CD. PELL’S AUDITORS: IS A ‘GOVERNANCE GAP’ EMERGING UNDER POPE FRANCIS?

PRO-ABORTION STUDENTS AT SMU VANDALIZE DISPLAY OF 3,000 CROSSES TO REMEMBER ABORTED BABIES

GLOBAL WARMING CARDINAL TURKSON: FRANCIS ISN’T AGAINST BUSINESS.  HE JUST WANTS YOU TO STOP THINKING THE FREE MARKET IS GOD OR WORRYING ABOUT PROFIT?!

FRANCIS DROPS IN ON EARTH DAY CELEBRATION

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.24.16

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POPE’S HOMILY FOR TEEN JUBILEE MASS

POPE TELLS TEENS ‘HAPPINESS NOT AN APP’

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

DEAR YOUNG PEOPLE, YOU HAVE CELEBRATED THE JUBILEE: NOW YOU GO HOME WITH THE JOY OF YOUR ‘CHRISTIAN IDENTITY.’

JUBILEE SURPRISE: POPE UNEXPECTEDLY CONFESSES YOUNG PEOPLE IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE

SECRETARIAT FOR THE ECONOMY CD.PELL “CORRECTS” SUBSTITUTE SECRETARY, BECCIU

CUCKOO FOR KIKI AND THAT NEOCATECHUMENAL WAY

U SAN FRAN PRESIDENT ATTENDED 2015 GAY PRIDE PARADE

IN A SERIES OF STRATEGIC MOVES, POPE MARGINALIZES ORTHODOX PRELATES

IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE, YOU MUST EXPECT THAT THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU AND WILL LOOK INTO YOUR PAST AND USE IT AS A WEAPON.

FR. MURRAY ON PROTECTING THE BLESSED SACRAMENT FROM SACRILEGE: THE PUBLICATION OF AMORIS LAETITIA BROUGHT AN END TO THIS DISCIPLINE. NOW, THE CHURCH’S HELP AND ACCOMPANIMENT OF PEOPLE PUBLICLY KNOWN TO BE LIVING IN “AN OBJECTIVE STATE OF SIN” HAS CHANGED

POPE RENEGED ON PROMISE TO RESCUE CHRISTIAN BROTHER AND SISTER, TOOK MUSLIM FAMILY INSTEAD

KASPER: POPE INTENDS “NOT TO PRESERVE EVERYTHING AS IT HAS BEEN”

ON THE SOON-TO-BE `IDEAL´ OF PRIESTLY CELIBACY

TED CRUZ GOES 9 FOR 9 IN MINNESOTA – STEALS MORE TRUMP DELEGATES

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.22.16

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CHRISTIAN REFUGEES “LET DOWN” BY POPE: HE PROMISED TO TAKE THEM TO ITALY BUT THEN TOOK ONLY MUSLIMS INSTEAD

A THIRD OF CATHOLIC CHURCHES ACROSS NORTH WALES ARE TO CLOSE

GERMAN PROTESTANT LEADER MEETS WITH FRANCIS

UNDER THREAT FROM NYC ARCHDIOCESE, VORIS FORCED TO REVEAL HE’S AN EX-GAY

Damage Contained?

NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE DENIES

CARDINAL PELL A ‘BIT SURPRISED’ BY SUSPENSION OF AUDITOR

OUTSIDE AUDIT SUSPENDED: HAS CIVIL WAR ERUPTED AT THE VATICAN?

PENTIN: NEW US FRANCISNUNCIO IS A VETERAN VATICAN DIPLOMAT

MIGRANTS VERSUS THE MAFIA: COSA NOSTRA ‘DECLARES WAR’ ON REFUGEES AS MAYOR SAYS SICILY CAPITAL FEELS MORE LIKE ISTANBUL OR BEIRUT THAN EUROPE

SATANIC ‘BLACK MASS‘ IN OKLAHOMA OPPOSED BY 100,000

FRANCIS ISN’T COMFORTING TO A FAULT; HE’S QUITE LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON THE PLANET DISGUISED AS A KINDLY UNCLE.

SYRIA: SOMEONE IS MAKING A LOT OF MONEY OUT OF THIS WAR! (MELKITE PATRIARCH)

POPE WELCOMES ALBANIAN PRIEST WHO SPENT 28 YEARS IN A RED PRISON

WHY DOESN’T FRANCIS VISIT HIS ARGENTINE PEOPLES?

NOT EVERYONE IN A ROMAN COLLAR, OR EVEN A PAPAL ZUCCHETTO IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!

FRANCIS:  POLITICAL MAN OF THE ‘MYSTICAL’ PEOPLES

ALL THESE CHANGES HAVE PUT ON JUSTIFICATION, NAMELY, AND ABERRANT AND SENSELESS BRAND OF ECUMENISM WHICH WILL NOT ATTRACT A SINGLE PROTESTANT TO THE FAITH, BUT WILL CAUSE COUNTLESS CATHOLICS TO LOSE THEIR OWN, AND WILL INSTILL TOTAL CONFUSION IN THE MINDS OF MANY MORE WHO NO LONGER WILL KNOW WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT IS FALSE. – ABP. MARCEL LEFEBVRE PREDICTS POST-VII WRECKAGE

FRANCISCARDINAL RAVASI PAYS TRIBUTE TO PRINCE

POPE: A CHRISTIAN CANNOT KEEP QUIET ABOUT ANNOUNCING GOSPEL

CELEBRATION OF THE 1050TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BAPTISM OF POLAND