CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.28.16

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21 THINGS ST. LOUIS DE MONTFORT SAID ABOUT THE ROSARY AND MARIAN DEVOTION

FRANCIS: THE HOLY SPIRIT SAYS TO DO MY HERETICAL NUCHURCH YOU WICKED OBSTINATE FOOLS!

The 'Spirit' has sent me to change your faith into something better

The ‘Spirit’ has sent me to change your faith. Come, follow me.

FRANCIS: THE CHURCH MOVES FORWARD FOLLOWING THE HOLY SPIRIT THROUGH MEETINGS, SYNODS (LIKE THE ONE I JUST OVERRULED).  STILL THEY RESIST LIKE SOME DID TO VATICAN II.

WE DO NOT NEED CLARIFICATIONS. RESCIND THE DOCUMENT!

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS ST. FRANCIS TALKING ABOUT?

SOME UNFAITHFUL STATIST PAYS 18,000 FOR THE FRANCIS ‘SKULLCAP’

LATEST FRANCISZUCCHETTO SOLD BY A SLOT MACHINE AUCTIONEER

PERONIST POPE

YES, I RESPECT THESE “RAD-TRADS” WHO ARE SO SYSTEMATICALLY RIDICULED AND DISMISSED BY SO MANY

A SWISS GUARD COOKBOOK?

CREEPY COLOGNE FRANCISCARDINAL WOELKI:  ISLAM ISN’T INCOMPATIBLE WITH GERMAN CONSTITUTION AND MOSQUES ARE EQUAL TO CHURCHES!

OKC CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE ITS STATUS AS MOST VILE ANTI-CATHOLIC CITY IN US

SATANISTS MOCK KILLING OF UNBORN CHILDREN IN BIZARRE AND GROTESQUE PROTEST

MARY WAGNER: PRO-LIFE HEROINE FREE AFTER SPENDING OVER 4 MONTHS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY

I REALLY FIND THE NOSE IN THE AIR REFUSAL TO VOTE FOR TRUMP TO BE VERY DISINGENUOUS, INCONSISTENT AND UNSUPPORTABLE.

ALETEIA’S FISHER ATTACKS TRUMP AGAIN

GINGRICH: SERIOUS FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH BY TRUMP WORTH READING AND THINKING ABOUT. IT WILL BE RIDICULED BY WASHINGTON ELITES.

PHILIP CHISM: POSTER BOY FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT MEN TO SNEAK INTO THE LADIES ROOM

BUT I AM A BISHOP, SO DON’T EXPECT ME TO SAY THIS OUT LOUD?

RUTGERS REMOVES CRUCIFIED JESUS DARTBOARD FROM LIBRARY AFTER STUDENTS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE ‘OFFENSIVE’ ARTWORK

THE ANTI-LEFT STRATEGY OF TWO POPES

SSPX APPROVAL: I ASSURE YOU, IF THIS RECONCILIATION HAPPENS, THERE WON’T BE ENOUGH HOURS AVAILABLE FOR THE MASSES THAT WILL BE NEEDED TO ACCOMMODATE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL FLOCK THERE.

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.5.16

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CARDINAL SARAH INTERVIEW:  ‘A MOUNTAINEER AIMS FOR THE PEAK…BEING GOOD’ IS NOT ENOUGH

The eyes that see

The eyes that see

APRIL: WALL STREET BANKERS ROBBING, EXPLOITING SMALL FARMERS!

FRANCISGOSPEL: HOLY SPIRIT WON’T CREATE TRUE HARMONY OR COURAGE IF SOMEONE’S LEFT WANTING. MONEY IS SELFISH?

FRANCIS SOWS RADICAL DISCONTENT OVER FARMER INCOME: ‘I WONDER: HOW IS YOUR WORK COMPENSATED?’

CATHOLICVOTE: POST-SYNODAL FRANCISEXHORTATION WON’T CHANGE ANYTHING AND WILL BE UNJUSTLY MALIGNED!

ALARMING PRESENCE OF HOMOSEXUAL GROUPS AT GERMAN CATHOLIC FESTIVAL

‘ABORTION BARBIE’ WENDY DAVIS ENLIGHTENS NOTRE DAME DEPT. OF GENDER STUDIES ON FEAST OF THE ANNUNCIATION

CARDINAL DOLAN TRAVELING TO IRAQ

CALIFORNIA: WHERE ECONOMIC ‘JUSTICE’ TRUMPS ECONOMIC REASON<

THERE WAS A ‘CATHOLIC ENLIGHTENMENT’ TOO, BUT…

MALE PROTESTER THROWS EGG AT MELANIA TRUMP

HUMAN SKULL AND BONES OF 3RD CENTURY ST. ELIAN UNCOVERED IN SYRIAN TOWN RECAPTURED FROM ISIS

VATICAN RADIO PROFILES THE SUFFERINGS AND DREAMS OF MOHAMAD THE ‘REFUGEE’ WHO LEFT IRAN FOR ROME, WHO FACES PREJUDICE AND CONSIDERS FRANCIS HIS MODEL.

GREEK FRANCISVISIT TO BE ‘PURELY HUMANITARIAN AND SYMBOLIC’

HERALD: FRANCISVATICAN IS SEEKING CORDIAL RELATIONS WITH CHINA WHEN IT SHOULD BE STANDING UP FOR PERSECUTED CATHOLICS

NY COLLEGE MAKES CAMPUS BATHROOMS GENDER NEUTRAL, GETS RID OF ‘MEN,’ ‘WOMEN’ SIGNS

REGISTER’S ALT: CHURCH LETS US BELIEVE IN LIMBO FOR THE UNBORN, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO.  I DON’T.

NATIONAL BLACK PRO-LIFE UNION PRES:  WITHOUT TRUMP HILLARY WILL WIN

SUSAN SARANDON REMEMBERS BEING TERRIFIED OF OUR LADY, EXTOLLS ‘NEW BREED OF NUNS’ LIKE SR. HELEN PREJEAN, WHO ARE ‘THE ANTITHESIS’ OF NUNS SHE KNEW GROWING UP.

UGANDA ABP. KIZITO LWANGA BANS SHOUTING, FALLING, AND ROLLING AROUND DURING CHARISMATIC PRAYER SERVICES

FORENSIC EXAMINATION CONFIRMS LEGENDS OF ST. ERIK THE LAWGIVER OF SWEDEN

FR. LONGENECKER: I’VE FOUND SAINTLY, JOYFUL, SIMPLE CATHOLICS WHO ARE TRADDIES AND TRENDIES.

TRUMP’S STATEMENT THAT ‘SOME FORM OF PUNISHMENT’ SHOULD BE ATTACHED TO THE CRIME OF ABORTION IS IN NO WAY CONTRARY TO THE MIND OF THE CHURCH.

RACHEL LU: TRUMP ABORTION-PUNISHING COMMENT SHOWS WHAT A COMPLETE LEFTIST HE IS?

WE KNOW FULL WELL, THEN, WHAT IS COMING. AND WE ALSO KNOW HOW IT WILL BE DONE

Having a great time with our Faith

Having a great time with our Faith

D.C. CARDINAL WUERL AHEAD OF EXHORTATION: YOU CAN’T PICK AND CHOOSE POPES. THEY ALL SAY THINGS PEOPLE DON’T LIKE. FOR A CATHOLIC, THE ROCK IS PETER!?

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN WARNS ON RESPECT FOR EMBARGOS AHEAD OF PAPAL RELEASES

GOP RELEASES VIDEO PUSHING CONVENTION RULE CHANGE

BUCHANAN WARNS GOP SCHEMERS

MUSLIM MIGRANTS FORCE CHILD TO PERFORM ‘SEX ACTS’ AT SWIMMING POOL IN GERMANY

GOOD MANNERS OR THEOLOGICALLY PROHIBITED? – OUTCRY AS MUSLIM STUDENTS EXEMPT FROM SHAKING FEMALE TEACHERS’ HANDS

IS ISLAM AN ABRAHAMIC FAITH?

GREEK FARMER FINDS FREELOADING MUSLIM ‘REFUGEES’ IN HIS FIELD, PLOWS AROUND THEM, GETS STOPPED BY POLICE

ITALIAN VACATION ISLAND OF SARDINIA TAKEN ‘HOSTAGE’ BY ILLEGAL MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS

HONEY MAID GRAHAM CRACKER COMPANY URGES COUNTRY TO EMBRACE MORE MUSLIMS

IF BAKERS CAN BE FORCED TO SERVICE FAUX WEDDINGS, SO CAN CHURCHES

AMERICAMAG CELEBRATES: CALIFORNIA MAKES THE MINIMUM WAGE A LIVING WAGE, JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN RERUM NOVARUM!

Professional Pro-Lifers Reveal Themselves Over Trump

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I have to confess that I’m ignorant of the pro-life movement’s platform.  I didn’t know they had a policy, which they’d defined somewhere in unison on the wild chance that the powers that be would overturn Roe, against any punishment for women who choose to abort their children.  I’m not running for president on a pro-life ticket, but I am equally as dismayed as Trump seems to be.

Abortion is murder, yes?  If it’s only an accomplice to murder then that’s certainly a very strong complicity, like tying up the victim and holding the gun while someone else pulls the trigger.  But I’ve come to learn from ‘real pro-lifers’ and ‘real conservatives’ that ‘post-abortive’ mothers are actually victims too.

Is punishment for women who abort bad policy?  I suppose.  Is it even necessary?  Well it wasn’t before 1973, but they didn’t have the abortion pill then.  Is it poor political strategy?  Well I don’t know.  It’s not like the one they have is winning, is it?

But the great Catholic opinion leader, ever ready to distill and ponder Pope Francis’s latest bit of ‘wisdom,’ Robert George, says that when Trump called briefly for some consequence for women, under hostile and abusive grilling from Chris Matthews, it was a sure sign he doesn’t mean any pro-life word he’s uttered.  “He’s not one of us,” George pronounced.

Who cares?  Who do these pompous establishment scolds think they are?  Isn’t Trump’s position even more pro-life than theirs?  They only want sanctions for doctors, as if that’s gained them anything.

Trump wants more.  Ted Cruz wants to ‘enforce the border,’ but Trump wants a wall.  A wall is better because you know it’s working.  But look, Ted Cruz is serious and honest while Trump’s just a pretending unChristian racist, yes?

Does anybody seem to understand that when Ted Cruz jokes about how he’d like to back over Trump with his car he’s saying the same thing to the majority of his voters?  If Cruz is so saintly, why does he want to crush the bedrock of America under his wheels?  I think that’s a good question.  Why, when he smiles do people not see a smile?  When he laughs, why is nothing funny happening?

Carly Fiorina once again laid out the contemptuous slur that Trump has proven he has no principles.  Why? Because he wants to punish serious crimes somehow, or because he hasn’t studied up on defensive, losing pro-life policy?  Doesn’t everyone know that ex-mother and murdered child are one and the same?  That’s what pro-life means!  The movement is about healing, not judgmentalism, and we don’t want to make millions of ‘post-abortive’ women angry at Republicans either.

After all, who does this non-professional think he is trying to be a Republican presidential candidate without going deep into our policy?  Like the brilliant, grim, and unsmiling Charles Krauthammer tells us, ‘It’s not that Trump’s wrong.  It’s his “attitude toward ‘the facts!”‘