CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.5.16

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CARDINAL SARAH INTERVIEW:  ‘A MOUNTAINEER AIMS FOR THE PEAK…BEING GOOD’ IS NOT ENOUGH

The eyes that see

The eyes that see

APRIL: WALL STREET BANKERS ROBBING, EXPLOITING SMALL FARMERS!

FRANCISGOSPEL: HOLY SPIRIT WON’T CREATE TRUE HARMONY OR COURAGE IF SOMEONE’S LEFT WANTING. MONEY IS SELFISH?

FRANCIS SOWS RADICAL DISCONTENT OVER FARMER INCOME: ‘I WONDER: HOW IS YOUR WORK COMPENSATED?’

CATHOLICVOTE: POST-SYNODAL FRANCISEXHORTATION WON’T CHANGE ANYTHING AND WILL BE UNJUSTLY MALIGNED!

ALARMING PRESENCE OF HOMOSEXUAL GROUPS AT GERMAN CATHOLIC FESTIVAL

‘ABORTION BARBIE’ WENDY DAVIS ENLIGHTENS NOTRE DAME DEPT. OF GENDER STUDIES ON FEAST OF THE ANNUNCIATION

CARDINAL DOLAN TRAVELING TO IRAQ

CALIFORNIA: WHERE ECONOMIC ‘JUSTICE’ TRUMPS ECONOMIC REASON<

THERE WAS A ‘CATHOLIC ENLIGHTENMENT’ TOO, BUT…

MALE PROTESTER THROWS EGG AT MELANIA TRUMP

HUMAN SKULL AND BONES OF 3RD CENTURY ST. ELIAN UNCOVERED IN SYRIAN TOWN RECAPTURED FROM ISIS

VATICAN RADIO PROFILES THE SUFFERINGS AND DREAMS OF MOHAMAD THE ‘REFUGEE’ WHO LEFT IRAN FOR ROME, WHO FACES PREJUDICE AND CONSIDERS FRANCIS HIS MODEL.

GREEK FRANCISVISIT TO BE ‘PURELY HUMANITARIAN AND SYMBOLIC’

HERALD: FRANCISVATICAN IS SEEKING CORDIAL RELATIONS WITH CHINA WHEN IT SHOULD BE STANDING UP FOR PERSECUTED CATHOLICS

NY COLLEGE MAKES CAMPUS BATHROOMS GENDER NEUTRAL, GETS RID OF ‘MEN,’ ‘WOMEN’ SIGNS

REGISTER’S ALT: CHURCH LETS US BELIEVE IN LIMBO FOR THE UNBORN, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO.  I DON’T.

NATIONAL BLACK PRO-LIFE UNION PRES:  WITHOUT TRUMP HILLARY WILL WIN

SUSAN SARANDON REMEMBERS BEING TERRIFIED OF OUR LADY, EXTOLLS ‘NEW BREED OF NUNS’ LIKE SR. HELEN PREJEAN, WHO ARE ‘THE ANTITHESIS’ OF NUNS SHE KNEW GROWING UP.

UGANDA ABP. KIZITO LWANGA BANS SHOUTING, FALLING, AND ROLLING AROUND DURING CHARISMATIC PRAYER SERVICES

FORENSIC EXAMINATION CONFIRMS LEGENDS OF ST. ERIK THE LAWGIVER OF SWEDEN

FR. LONGENECKER: I’VE FOUND SAINTLY, JOYFUL, SIMPLE CATHOLICS WHO ARE TRADDIES AND TRENDIES.

TRUMP’S STATEMENT THAT ‘SOME FORM OF PUNISHMENT’ SHOULD BE ATTACHED TO THE CRIME OF ABORTION IS IN NO WAY CONTRARY TO THE MIND OF THE CHURCH.

RACHEL LU: TRUMP ABORTION-PUNISHING COMMENT SHOWS WHAT A COMPLETE LEFTIST HE IS?

WE KNOW FULL WELL, THEN, WHAT IS COMING. AND WE ALSO KNOW HOW IT WILL BE DONE

Having a great time with our Faith

Having a great time with our Faith

D.C. CARDINAL WUERL AHEAD OF EXHORTATION: YOU CAN’T PICK AND CHOOSE POPES. THEY ALL SAY THINGS PEOPLE DON’T LIKE. FOR A CATHOLIC, THE ROCK IS PETER!?

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN WARNS ON RESPECT FOR EMBARGOS AHEAD OF PAPAL RELEASES

GOP RELEASES VIDEO PUSHING CONVENTION RULE CHANGE

BUCHANAN WARNS GOP SCHEMERS

MUSLIM MIGRANTS FORCE CHILD TO PERFORM ‘SEX ACTS’ AT SWIMMING POOL IN GERMANY

GOOD MANNERS OR THEOLOGICALLY PROHIBITED? – OUTCRY AS MUSLIM STUDENTS EXEMPT FROM SHAKING FEMALE TEACHERS’ HANDS

IS ISLAM AN ABRAHAMIC FAITH?

GREEK FARMER FINDS FREELOADING MUSLIM ‘REFUGEES’ IN HIS FIELD, PLOWS AROUND THEM, GETS STOPPED BY POLICE

ITALIAN VACATION ISLAND OF SARDINIA TAKEN ‘HOSTAGE’ BY ILLEGAL MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS

HONEY MAID GRAHAM CRACKER COMPANY URGES COUNTRY TO EMBRACE MORE MUSLIMS

IF BAKERS CAN BE FORCED TO SERVICE FAUX WEDDINGS, SO CAN CHURCHES

AMERICAMAG CELEBRATES: CALIFORNIA MAKES THE MINIMUM WAGE A LIVING WAGE, JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN RERUM NOVARUM!

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.4.16

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GTV: 40-MINUTE MEETING W/ SSPX BISHOP FELLAY A PREEMPTIVE TACTICA MOVE AHEAD OF JOYOUS FRANCISEXHORTATION

JOHN ALLEN ON SUMMORUM PONTIFICUM: ‘MOST CATHOLICS WHO WANTED ACCESS TO ANCIENT MASS ALREADY HAD IT?’

‘THEN FINALLY THEY WENT FOR THE WHOLE THING’ – RD SLAMS FFSP/SSPX COMMUNITIES: A CATHOLIC TOWN IN IDAHO WHERE THE POPE IS A HERETIC

CHINACHURCH: ‘WE ARE SUFFERING LIKE JESUS ON THE CROSS. WE FIGHT FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND FOLLOW THE GOSPEL – BUT WE ARE NOT SUPPORTED BY EITHER ROME OR CHINA.’

BRITISH MAN RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEE ON HIS BIRTHDAY

OUTCRY AS MUSLIM STUDENTS ARE EXEMPTED FROM SWISS TRADITION OF SHAKING TEACHERS’ HANDS AT SCHOOL AFTER ‘REFUSING TO ADOPT THEIR WAY OF LIFE’

GOD-SEARCHER MORGAN FREEMAN MEETS WITH UN GLOBAL WARMING LIAISON, ARGENTINE ABP. SANCHEZ SORONDO, PREACHES PRE-CATHOLIC ROME

"I don't see anything happening"

“I don’t see anything happening”

MORGAN FREEMAN TRAVELS THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF GOD

NEWLY DISCOVERED 5TH-CENTURY CHURCH SHOWS VIOLENCE OF MUSLIM CONQUEST

‘VOLUMES HAVE BEEN WRITTEN ON THE ‘JUST WAR THEORY,’ WITH GROUNDS THAT ARE GETTING LESS AND LESS TENABLE IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF OUR CONTEMPORARY WORLD.’ – NIGERIAN CD. ONAIYEKAN BRINGS MORE PACIFISM TO NOTRE DAME?

IS IT PAUL RYAN? INSIDERS PREDICT SPEAKER WILL BE THE CANDIDATE AFTER AN OPEN REPUBLICAN CONVENTION (AS HE ISSUES ANOTHER DENIAL)

REPUBLICANS MAY DITCH OFFICIAL ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE STANCE DESPITE TRUMP AND CRUZ OPPOSITION

SCOTTISH BISHOPS URGE CATHOLICS TO JOIN ‘A POLITICAL PARTY’ TO ‘SHAPE A BETTER SOCIETY!’

NOTRE DAME FACULTY FOR LIFE SLAM LAETARE MEDAL FOR BIDEN

THE DIVINE MERCY DEVOTION BACKSTORY

LET ME KNOW WHEN THE JOY OF SEX IS ‘RELEASED’

UNDERGROUND PRIEST: ‘ROME MAY BETRAY US, BUT I WON’T JOIN A CHURCH WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY THE COMMUNIST PARTY’

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN: UPCOMING FRANCISEXHORTATION ON HOLY COMMUNION MAY BE JUST AS IGNORED AT BENEDICT’S SUMMORUM PONTIFICUM?!

FR. RUTLER: NO SADNESS OR REGRETS AT THE DEATH OF MOTHER ANGELICA

NO MORE HÄAGEN-DAZS AND BARNEY MUSIC AT MASS FOR MARQETTE BISHOP DOERFLER

“ANTI-ISLAM FAR-RIGHT ACTIVISTS” WHO MOWED DOWN MUSLIM PEDESTRIAN WERE ACTUALLY (SURPRISE!) MUSLIMS FROM MOLENBEEK

AIRLINE STEWARDESSES MUTINY OVER ORDER TO WEAR MUSLIM HEADSCARVES WHEN LANDING IN IRAN

POPE FRANCIS RECEIVED SSPX BISHOP FELLAY

FRANCIS: WE HAVE TO FINISH WRITING THE ‘GOSPEL OF MERCY’ THAT JESUS STARTED?

FRANCISCARDINAL SCHÖNBORN: WE MUST DETACH OURSELVES FROM OUR BOOKS AND GO INTO THE MIDST OF THE CROWD AND LET OURSELVES BE TOUCHED BY THE LIFE OF THE PEOPLE.

CD. SCHOENBORN: HARD-HEARTED PRIESTS AND CARDINALS ARE LIKE PHARISEES, DEVILS, AND WOLVES BECAUSE THEY DON’T ACCEPT GOD’S ‘EXCESSIVE MERCY’

PA BISHOP MALESIC TALKS ABOUT FRANCISMERCY, ‘WOUNDED FAMILIES,’ AND BRINGING CHRIST OUTSIDE THE WALLS OF THE CHURCH WHERE HE ISN’T LOCKED, TO THE PEOPLES.

SPIRITUAL POVERTY? – ONE WONDERS IF THE HOLY FATHER WILL MENTION THIS UTTER DEVASTATION OF THE POOR IN ENGLAND AND GERMANY BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE REFORMATION

THE VICTIM IS THE BABY. THE MOTHER IS HIS MURDERER.

DID TRUMP MAKE A GAFFE OR MAKE ALL OF US FACE AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH?

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY CATHOLIC SOCIETY FACING DEREGISTRATION FOR ‘DISCRIMINATION’ AFTER 88 YEARS

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 3.30.16

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FFI FRANCISKOMISSARS PUBLISH CREEPY ‘VOID OF EMPTINESS’ EASTER MESSAGE AT ORDER’S WEBSITE

INSTANT CANONIZATION: FRANCIS SAYS MOTHER ANGELICA ‘IS IN HEAVEN!’

The Holy Spirit told me again.

IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU MOTHER IS IN HEAVEN BEFORE THE CHURCH’S PROCESS OF CANONIZATION IS DONE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. IF YOU LOVED MOTHER IN THIS LIFE, PRAY FOR HER IN THE NEXT.

“WHAT A POWERFUL REMINDER OF OUR OBLIGATION” – ON EASTER, OBAMA PRAISES POPE’S HOLY THURSDAY FOOT-WASHING STUNT, PREACHES FRANCISGOSPEL, SLAMS TRUMP

MASSACHUSETTS: VANDALS BEHEAD, SEVER HANDS OF VIRGIN MARY STATUE

WEIGEL ON UPCOMING FRANCISEXHORTATION: DON’T WORRY.  POPES CAN’T ACCOMPLISH THE UNTHINKABLE.

‘CATHOLIC’ JOE BIDEN AT EASTER BREAKFAST: ALL RELIGIONS PRACTICE THE SAME BASIC FAITH!

ALETEIA’S FISHER ON OBAMA’S SCOTUS NOMINEE: I HAD BEEN SO MAD AT THE GOP FOR REFUSING TO EVEN CONSIDER MERRICK GARLAND!

ISLAMISTS POST ‘CONGRATULATIONS’ AFTER BRITISH MUSLIMS MURDER PEACEFUL SHOPKEEPER

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AFTER TRUMP SAYS WOMEN SHOULD BE ‘PUNISHED’ FOR ABORTIONS

FRANCISEFFECT? – NUMBER OF CATHOLIC BAPTISMS IN S. KOREA DECREASED LAST YEAR

88, 82 YEAR-OLD SPANISH NUNS INVESTIGATED FOR COERCING BABIES FROM VULNERABLE MOTHERS?

MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR RANSOM FOR THE RELEASE OF KIDNAPPED FR TOM UZHUNNALIL.