***I said boa constrictor when I meant python***

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SSPX READY TO SAVE BEAUTIFUL CHURCH IN KRAKOW.  ASKS GOV’T TO GIVE PRIORITY TO RELIGIOUS PURPOSE BEFORE THEY TURN IT TO PROFANE USE.

“WILL NEW COVID VACCINE MAKE YOU TRANSHUMAN… MELD HUMAN BIOLOGY WITH TECHNOLOGY AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE”?

YOUTUBE BANS TRUMP AND HIS 2.8 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS INDEFINITELY

39-YEAR-OLD NURSE AIDE DIES ‘WITHIN 48 HOURS’ OF RECEIVING MANDATED COVID-19 SHOT

FR. ORSI: ANY BISHOP, CARDINAL WHO PRAISES BIDEN AS CATHOLIC IS ‘WOLF IN SHEPHERD’S CLOTHING’

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LIVING IN A FREE COUNTRY.  THE FEDERAL RICKY VAUGHN PROSECUTION IS TOTALITARIAN

HUMORIST ARRESTED FOR HUMOR

COMPLAIN ABOUT STOLEN ELECTION?  YOU’LL WIND UP IN CLUB FED.

WINNING AN ELECTION VS. STEALING AN ELECTION

NCREPORTER:  THE MOST EVIL THIRD OF FAUX-CATHOLICS SAY THE BLESSED AND ETERNAL SCAMDEMIC, WHICH DESTROYED AND ELIMINATED MASSES AND THE SACRAMENTS OF THE CHURCH WORLDWIDE, ‘STRENGTHENED’ THEIR FRANCISFAITH

NEAR-TOTAL’ ABORTION BAN TAKES EFFECT IN POLAND

BOOMERS FLEE TRADITIONAL PARISH AND PRIESTS AS THEY BURN HERETICAL BOOKS BY MERTON AND NOUWEN

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY DECLARES 80 MILLION CITIZENS “TERRORISTS

TRANNY SPORTS:  THE PRESIDENT*, THE FREAKS, AND THE PARENTS

1P5’S FREAKY DR. K: IN THE 16TH CENTURY THERE WERE “A SERIES OF POPES WHO [WENT] BACK AND FORTH, SEE-SAW-LIKE, BETWEEN ORTHODOXY AND HETERODOXY,” BUT WE’LL PROBABLY JUST HAVE A BUNCH MORE HETERODOX ONES LIKE FRANCIS, YOU KNOW.

‘PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD ABOUT 80 MILLION VOTES AND BIDEN HAD MUCH LESS THAN THAT’ – SIDNEY POWELL CONTINUES TO SPEAK OUT ON 2020 ELECTION THEFT

PRIEST RETURNS BUNCH OF 3RD CENTURY COINS HE RECEIVED FROM A MAN IN CONFESSION, WHICH HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM AN ARCHEOLOGICAL SITE

PERVCHURCH: PRO-GAY MEXICAN FRANCISBISHOP RAÚL VERA LÓPEZ GETS A GAY AWARD

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VICAR OF COMMUNISM:  THINGS LIKE AUSCHWITZ START WITH ‘IDEOLOGICAL PROPOSALS!’

FRAUDPRESIDENT OF TYRANNY AND GIBBERISH:  SOME GUY TOLD ME TO KISS HIS ‘EAR’ WHEN I TOLD HIM TO MASK UP.  GUESS WHAT?  NOT EVERY AMERICAN.  IF YOU WANNA BE PATRIOTIC YOU’RE GOING TO PROTECT PEOPLE!  MASK UP, YOU BASTARDS!

CARDINAL BURKE CONDEMNS PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN’S PLAN TO CODIFY ROE V. WADE IN FEDERAL LAW

VICAR OF HERESY:  YOU PEOPLE QUOTE THE BIBLE AT ME AND SAY, “OH YES, THE LORD SAYS…, HE WANTS IT SO…”. BUT HAVE YOU MET THE LORD WITH THAT VERSE?” NO, YOU DIDN’T YOU JERK!

“IT FEELS AS IF THE MAJORITY OF US BISHOPS SUPPORTED JOE BIDEN, SOME PRETTY MUCH OPENLY ENDORSED HIM.”

BIDENIZED CATHOLICISM

BISHOPS MUST ACT ON—NOT JUST TALK ABOUT—BIDEN’S ABORTION ADVOCACY

VIRUSPLANET:  WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT TO MAKE US ACT, FEEL, THEN THINK LIKE ANIMALS?

37TH EDICT IN 6 DAYS: FRAUDPRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING THE TERM “CHINA VIRUS”

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EXPRESS:  IGNORANT, PARANOID LIBERALS FEAR THAT OLD BACK-ACHY HERETIC, FRANCIS MIGHT DIE OR STEP DOWN, PROVOKING A ‘COLLISION’ WITH THOSE STUPID, CHURCH-WRECKING BENEDICT-TYPE ACTUAL CATHOLICS WHEREVER THEY ARE!

FRANKENFAUCI IS FAR MORE SINISTER THAN YOU MAY THINK.

YOU CAN’T UN-FOLLOW BIDEN*

FRAUDPRESIDENT BIDEN’S BLACK-EYED PRESS SECRETARY:  YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

HOW TO REFUSE THE DEATHVAXX

CRUXMAG’S ALLEN:  FRANCIS SCIATICA MIGHT HELP HIM TO GOVERN EVEN BETTER, WITHOUT ALL THOSE MASSES AND THINGS!

SECOND MAN ACCUSES CHICAGO FREAKPASTOR, FR. PFLEGER OF SEX ABUSE

PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ‘OFFICE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT’ – WILL CARRY ON THE AGENDA OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

TOP U.S. PERVBISHOPS FORGOT TO MENTION HOW HOMOSEXUALITY IS “OBJECTIVELY DISORDERED, INTRINSICALLY EVIL, A SIN CRYING TO GOD FOR REVENGE, AND AN ABOMINATION” IN THEIR FRANCISLETTER

CHILEAN ARCHBISHOP CHOMALI EXORCISES CORONAVIRUS, BUT THEN LOSES COURAGE, DELETES VIDEO

FL REP MATT GAETZ:  I’M GETTING 7 DEATH THREATS A DAY, BUT THE FBI ISN’T VERY INTERESTED

VATICAN REBUKES FORMER CHEYENNE BP. HART FOR “BEING ALONE WITH MINORS

DEAR BISHOPS, I HAVE A CATECHISM AND A BRAIN: TAKING A VACCINE TESTED USING KIDNEY CELLS FROM LIVING BABIES IS GRAVELY SINFUL!

* FYI: CHANGES TO THE PERENNIAL TEACHING OF HOLY MOTHER CHURCH ARE NOT VALID BECAUSE ALL THE CHURCH’S TEACHINGS COME DIRECTLY FROM OUR BLESSED LORD.

FRAUDPRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND THE UPSIDE TO A REGIME OF LIARS

WE MAY LIVE IN THE DARKEST TIME IN CHURCH HISTORY, BUT NEVER HAVE WE HAD MORE FRIENDS IN HEAVEN.

LESSON FROM COLUMBUS CATHEDRAL:  NEVER LET A BUNCH OF FREAKS ADVANCE ON THE ALTAR AGAIN.