ANTI-FREQUENT COMMUNION FR. Z VS. THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS ON FREQUENT HOLY COMMUNION
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY: DON’T GATHER WITH EXTENDED FAMILY OR FRIENDS. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD. TRUST ME.
ARE YOU EAGERLY WAITING FOR THE COVID-19 VACCINE?
“FULL EMERGENCY UNTIL WE ARE SURE THAT NO ONE DIES E.V.E.R. A.G.A.I.N.!!! – HAVE MINN. BISHOPS HAD ENOUGH OF THAT?
CARDINAL BURKE COMES DOWN HARD AGAINST THE CANCELCHURCH AND THE SANITARY PERVCHURCH VIRUSMASS
DUCK COMMANDER ON THE VIRUS: I’VE SEEN MORE FEAR IN THE UNGODLY, WAY MORE, THAN I’VE SEEN WITH THE GODLY.
BREATHLESS AND ‘HOMOPOETIC’ EL PASO BP. SEITZ: IF YOU SAY YOU’RE A DISCIPLE OF JESUS CHRIST, MAKE SURE YOU’RE THINKING IN ACCORD WITH WHAT JESUS TEACHES. HE WOULD SAY TO YOU “LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR FRIENDS” AND STICK ON THAT MASK YOU SELFISH BASTARDS!
DESPICABLE TX BP. SEITZ: ONCE WE OPEN OUR VIRUS CHURCHES, IT’S NOT AN OPTION, YOU’RE GOING TO BE TOLD TO ‘MAKE A SACRIFICE’ AND PLASTER ON THE MASK, DAMMIT! IF YOU HAVE HEALTH CONSEQUENCES TO WEARING THE MASK, YOU SHOULDN’T BE IN CHURCH ANYWAY!
600 DOCTORS RAISE ALARM ABOUT HEALTH EFFECTS OF CONTINUED CORONAVIRUS SHUTDOWN
COULD FRANCIS BE LIKE THE MEDIEVAL ANTIPOPE ANACLETUS WHO WAS SANCTIONED BY THE MAJORITY OF CARDINALS?
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES (HHS) HAS ADMITTED THAT, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LAW, IT FAILED TO PROVIDE A SINGLE VACCINE SAFETY REPORT TO CONGRESS FOR THIRTY YEARS, ACCORDING TO INFORMED CONSENT ACTION NETWORK (ICAN).
CD. BURKE: “THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION THAT LIFE HAS BECOME, IN MANY RESPECTS, STRANGE. THERE ARE THOSE WHO HAVE WANTED TO CHARACTERIZE THE CONFINEMENT TO HOME AS ALMOST PROVIDENTIAL”
“THANK YOU FOR BRINGING CHRIST INTO EVERY HOME” – “THANK YOU FOR HELPING AND SUPPORTING US” – “THANK YOU FOR THE MESSAGE OF HOPE” – “THANK YOU FOR THE SPIRITUAL COMMUNION” – ZOMBIES PROSTRATE BEFORE THEIR BLESSED FRANCIS OF THE VIRUS
WHY THE ASCENSION?
‘HE ALWAYS PARDONS US. HE ALWAYS DEFENDS US! DON’T FORGET THIS!’ – JIMMY AKIN ON 7 FAITHLESS, PRESUMPTUOUS THINGS FRANCIS WANTS YOU TO THINK ABOUT CHRIST’S ASCENSION
THUGBROTHER #1 ON C212: IT’S NO FUN TO HAVE SOME COLICKY, HATEFUL OLD MAN SORTING THROUGH YOUR PROVERBIAL USED COFFEE GROUNDS IN THE DUMPSTER FOR HEADLINES. TRUST ME: IT’LL PISS YOU OFF!
‘I AM HARD-PRESSED TO THINK OF A MORE COWARDLY POPULATION THAN THE MEN OF CONTEMPORARY WESTERN CHRISTENDOM; AN ENTIRE CULTURE OF MEN WHO ARE TOO SOFT AND MORALLY FLACCID TO EVEN STAND UP TO A BUNCH OF RAGING FAGGOTS AND UBER-GAMMAS LIKE GATES’