CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.12.20

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EASTER: “DISCIPLES OF CHRIST DESPISE DEATH… INSTEAD OF FEARING IT”

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF AN ANTIPOPE THOUGHT HIMSELF THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD, ABOVE CHRIST, ABOVE THE LAW

EASTER: ISRAELI POLICE ATTEMPT ARREST OF WHITE-ROBED MAN FOR VIOLATING SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES

FRIGHTENING UK CD. NICHOLS WARNS COUNTRIES BISHOPS THAT ALL CHURCHES MUST BE CLOSED ON EASTER

MISS. POLICE GIVE $500 TICKETS TO EVERY BAPTIST AT PARKING LOT SERVICE

TV CARDINAL CUPICH’S GAY STATIONS OF THE CROSS

EASTER IN THE TRENCHES: WATCH OUT, TYRANTS, THE LAWSUITS ARE COMING!

HARVARD TO HOLD ANTI-HOMESCHOOLING SUMMIT

WISCONSIN CITY TO FINE CHILDREN FOR USING PLAYGROUNDS

30%-50% OF PATIENTS IN CHICAGO TESTED FOR COVID-19 ALREADY HAVE ANTIBODIES IN SYSTEM

VICAR OF MYSELF DOESN’T SAY EASTER VIGIL MASS OVER ST. PETER’S BONES

WHY ARE STEVE MOSHER & 1P5 SKOJEC PUSHING CHINESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES?

BISHOP STRICKLAND:  THE ONLY CATHOLIC BISHOP IN TEXAS?

KY DEMOCRAT GOV. BESHEAR ANNOUNCES COPS WILL PHOTOGRAPH YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND HEALTH OFFICIALS WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FORCE YOU TO QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS IF YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY.

EVIL VICAR OF MYSELF PLACES HIMSELF ABOVE CHRIST’S DARKENED CROSS

BROOKLYN FRANCISPOLICE WATER-CANNON A JEWISH FUNERAL

HOLY SATURDAY EXORCISM

HOLY SATURDAY: THE HARROWING OF HELL

TO DATE ONLY 446 PEOPLE UNDER AGE 20 HAVE CONTRACTED CORONAVIRUS IN MASSACHUSETTS AND ZERO DEATHS UNDER 40 BUT SCHOOLS STILL CLOSED

DEMOCRAT KENTUCKY GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES PLAN TO RECORD LICENSE PLATES OF EASTER CHURCH GOERS AND FORCE THEM TO SELF-QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS

CATHOLIC GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT ANNOUNCED ON GOOD FRIDAY HE PLANS ON SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER NEXT WEEK IN TEXAS TO REOPEN THE ECONOMY.

ESCAPING CHRIST FLOPS OFF THE CROSS AS EVIL FRANCISBISHOP BRUNO FORTE PROCESSES HIMSELF THROUGH CHIETI

WHEN A BBC RADIO GUEST MENTIONED JESUS, THE RESPONSE WAS TELLING

CARDINAL PELL’S LEGAL PERSECUTIONS NOT OVER

CD. PELL: “I KNEW GOD WAS WITH ME, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HE WAS UP TO”

EXPOSE AND DEFUND THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND ITS CORRUPT LEADER!

1P5’S SKOJEC LAMENTS HIS LENT

“THE POWER OF THE STATE WAS RECRUITED TO DESTROY PELL”

UNTIL FRANCIS CAME INTO POWER, GOOD FRIDAY WAS THE ONLY DAY THERE WAS NO MASS.

FORMER EWTN NEWS CHIEF, DAN BURKE, CALLS THE BLESSED VIRUS  “A CALL TO BE MORE HOLY, NOT LESS; MORE DEVOTED, NOT LESS; MORE REVERENT, NOT LESS; MORE SELF-GIVING, NOT LESS.”

THE GREAT TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE WAS CAUSED BY LAWS THAT PREVENT PRICE GOUGING

“CHRISTIANS SHOULD BE ON GUARD AGAINST EXAGGERATED INDIVIDUALISM, MAGICAL THINKING THAT IGNORES SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE, AND RELIGIOUSLY RATIONALIZED NARCISSISM!” – BLESSED FIRSTTHINGS OF THE VIRUS EMBRACES FRANCIS’S CANCELCHURCH EVEN NOW

DOUTHAT GRATEFUL…

THE BISHOPS NEED TO OPEN THE CHURCHES TO GIVE THE CHURCH A FIGHTING CHANCE TO OFFSET THE DIABOLICAL DARKNESS THAT IS FAST CLOSING IN. THEY MUST NOT ALLOW THE ANTICHRIST-STATE TO SHUT DOWN THE CHURCH

ALREADY, THE STORM CLOUDS OF SOCIALISM ARE GATHERING, SO THIS IS NO TIME TO CLOSE THE CHURCHES BUT TO BRING THE PEOPLE INTO THE CHURCH THAT THEY MAY BE ON THEIR KNEES IN REPARATION TO GOD WHO IS “MUCH OFFENDED.”

THE TIES THAT BIND – OPUS DEI –KNIGHTS –CRUX–ALLEN– GÓMEZ

BE GONE, DR. FAUCI, YOU LITTLE DELUDED HALF NAPOLEON.  YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE ALREADY.

MINI-CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: THE BLAMESTORM IS ON ITS WAY: FAUCI WALKBACK

I CANNOT IMAGINE A MASS-LESS PERIOD LIKE THIS CONCLUDING WELL

BEWARE THE WICKED WORDS OF THE VICAR OF COMMUNISM

‘A DEVASTATING EXERCISE IN MASS IMPRISONMENT BY MIND-FORGED MANACLES OF FEAR, CHEERED ON BY AN ARRAY OF PEOPLE WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TRUMP’S POLITICAL DESTRUCTION AND THE FULFILMENT OF THEIR DREAM OF A NEW AMERICA IN A “POST-COVID WORLD’

WELCOME TO OUR NEW ORWELLIAN WORLD

CORONAVIRUS HAS EXPOSED BRITAIN’S SNITCHES AND POLICE TYRANTS

HOW HAS THE BLESSED VIRUS CHANGED GERMAN FRANCISCARDINAL MARX INTO A WHOLE NEW THING?

CHICAGO CARDINAL CUPICH AND HIS MASK-FACED, EIGHT PEOPLE COMEDY MASS OF DEATH.

RECTOR OF ITALIAN CO-CATHEDRAL REBELLS AGAINST PERNICIOUS HERETIC FRANCIS WHERE A CATHOLIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE

Canon212 Update: The Cancelled Easter of FrancisChurch

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TYRANTVIRUS: HOLY CDC DECLARES ‘SOME’ PEOPLE EXPOSED ‘TO THE CORONA,’ WHO ARE PERFECTLY FINE, CAN GO BACK TO WORK IF THEY TAKE THEIR TEMPERATURE A LOT!

ARE VIRUS TRAD SKOJEC & VIRUS “CONSERVATIVE” MICHAEL SAVAGE BACKTRACKING?

REPORT: AMERICAN COMPANIES ARE LEAVING CHINA

FRANCIS DENIED DURING HIS APRIL 8 HOMILY AGAIN THAT JUDAS BURNS IN HELL ALTHOUGH HE KNOWS THAT CHRIST SAID IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR JUDAS “IF HE HAD NEVER BEEN BORN.”

WHAT IS PRUDENCE?

ARCHBISHOP OF PARIS, MICHEL AUPETIT, CARRIES THE BLESSED SACRAMENT TO BLESS THE CITY AND COUNTRY FROM THE STEPS OF SACRE COEUR

FRANCIS’S NEW AND IMPROVED LADYDEACON COMMISSION STACKED WITH ‘CONSERVATIVES’?

GLOBALIST VICAR OF DIRT BLAMES CORONA VIRUS STUNT ON ‘NATURE,’ WHOM WE’VE REFUSED TO OBEY!

‘SO DO I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THE GORDON BROTHERS’ RULES FOR RETROGRADES OR RUN SCREAMING FROM IT? NEITHER. IT’S NOT ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE BUT IT’S NOT WORTH THE $18.87, I PAID.’

HUNGARY’S FERTILITY RATE CONTINUES TO RISE!

‘THE INTENTION TO INFLATE DEATH NUMBERS HAS ONLY ONE PURPOSE: TO MAINTAIN THE PANIC AND TO JUSTIFY THE LOCK DOWN CONTINUING. TOO MANY SOCIALISTS AND GLOBALISTS AND SATANISTS (AND FRANCISCATHOLICS) WANT IT TO CONTINUE.’

CORONA HYPE GOES FULL THROTTLE AS ACTUAL DEATHS DISAPPEAR

CANCELCHURCH IS JUST THE KIND OF THING YOU’D EXPECT FROM A BUNCH OF FAITHLESS ELITES LIKE FRANCIS AND HIS PERVBISHOPS

FRANCIS’S CANCELCHURCH:  “LARRY AND I HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING IT.  WE THINK WE WILL IMAGINE OURSELVES PUTTING OUR MONTHLY DONATION IN THE BASKET UNTIL THE REAL BASKET REAPPEARS. A SPIRITUAL DONATION!”

YES, CATHOLICS, YOU MAY ATTEND AN SSPX MASS!

BORIS OUT OF ‘DANGER’

THE EASTER OF CARDINAL PELL. WITH COMMENTS FROM RUINI AND MÜLLER

REMNANT: OPEN OUR CHURCHES NOW!

CARDINAL PELL UPDATE FROM AUSTRALIA

VIRUSNATION:   CHINA OWNS ITALY (AND FRANCIS’S PERVCHURCH)

Canon212 Update: That VirusChurch Which Isn’t ‘Closed-In By Institutions’ Is Well Underway

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POLICE FORCED SSPX PHILADELPHIA TO CANCEL MASS OR FACE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES.

FR. FABIO FRANCHI: THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS THAT COVID-19 IS CAUSING THE PANDEMIC

1P5’S DR. SKOJEC:  CHOLOROQUINE HASN’T BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TESTED  FOR A BROAD-BASED RECOMMENDATION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

HOLY SKOJEC, THE VIRUS WHISPERER:  EVEN THOUGH THE (HIGHLY PADDED) ‘COVID DEATHS’ STILL AREN’T ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE FROM THE NORMAL FLU, THEY’RE CLIMBING REALLY FAST AND THEY MIGHT CATCH UP!

VICAR OF MYSELF FORMS ANOTHER LADYDEACON COMMISSION BECAUSE HE DIDN’T LIKE HOW THE LAST ONE WORKED OUT.

FAITHLESS VIRUSPOPE OF THE CANCELLED CHURCH TELLS CATHOLICS TO SIT THERE WITH THE BIBLE OPEN AND HOLD A CRUCIFIX AND IT WILL BE THE GREAT NEW DOMESTIC LITURGY!

HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU THEY CONCOCTED THESE DEATH COUNTS BEFORE SOMEONE ASKS WHAT WE’RE ALL HIDING FOR?

“IF SOMEONE ANNOUNCES YOU A DIFFERENT GOSPEL FROM THE ONE YOU HAVE RECEIVED, BE ANATHEMA!”  – CATHEDRAL VICAR PUBLICLY DISAVOWS BERGOGLIO, RECOGNIZES BENEDICT AS THE TRUE POPE

OPERATION GET-PELL; WERE THE BULLETS MADE IN ROME?

“THE CURRENT MADNESS WAS ALL UNNECESSARY, A TOXIC PRODUCT OF POLITICS, HYSTERIA AND JUNK SCIENCE.”

IN LOCKDOWNPLANET, EVERYONE WHO DIES, DIES FROM THE VIRUS

IS BERGOGLIO GOING AFTER POLAND’S RADIO MARYYA NEXT?

MONSTROUS FRANCISLUTHER PREACHES ABOUT ‘THE LITTLE JUDAS WE ALL CARRY WITHIN OURSELVES’

BERLIN REFUSES TRADITIONAL PARISHES REQUEST TO HAVE MASS DURING THE GLOBALIST VIRUSSTUNT

OF SILLY TROLLS AND TATTLETALES!

THE “MYSTICAL” BODY OF COVID-19

VATICAN ANNOUNCES NEW COMMISSION TO STUDY ‘WOMEN DEACONS’

DRIVE-IN MASSES: WHY NOT?

AS FOR ME, I AM NOT SURE I CAN ATTEND ANOTHER ONE OF THESE “GOVERNMENT” MASSES WITH A CDC LITURGY.

WHEN WILL VIRUSCHURCH LET POPE BENEDICT OUT OF HIS LOCKDOWN?