Canon 212 Update: Raging Coprophiliacs Scatter Before Catholic Truth

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VIRGO PRAEDICANDA

DEAR BISHOP, TELL THAT UNCATHOLIC DISSEMBLER IN WHITE TO ANSWER THE DUBIA!

“NEGLIGENCE IN THE EXERCISE OF THE PETRINE DUTY”   FAITHFUL SCHOLARS, PRIESTS SIGN LETTER AFFIRMING THE NECESSITY OF THE FOUR CARDINALS’ DUBIA

THOMPSON: POPE’S BIZARRE RANT ABOUT EATING FAECES MAKES ME WONDER IF HE SHOULD RETIRE!

MELTDOWN: “THE POPE SEEMS DESPERATE AND UNHINGED!”

+SCHNEIDER LIKENS CHURCH TO SOVIET REGIME

VATICAN RADIO ACTUALLY PUBLISHES VERY APT, YET STRIKING PICTURE OF FRANCISLUTHER

IS THE DESTRUCTION OF EUROPE BEING CENTRALLY PLANNED?  OF COURSE IT IS

LET MARY MAKE A MAN OF YOU.

O MARY, CONCEIVED WITHOUT SIN, PRAY FOR US WHO HAVE RECOURSE TO THEE!

WHAT’S WRONG WITH FRANCIS?

HAS CARDINAL BURKE SLIPPED INTO YOUR DIOCESE UNNOTICED?

GAY PAPAL PORNOGRAPHY

 

Canon 212 Update: Big Picture Pope Too Big for Questions

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Hey Muller!  Tell those pencil-pushing detail boys I don’t do dubias.  Maybe you’ll do it.

 

MARTIN SCORSESE, MARRIED FIVE TIMES, DIRECTOR OF THE BLASPHEMOUS THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, AND GLORIFIER OF MOBSTERS, HAS A PRIVATE AUDIENCE WITH FRANCIS

IS OUR CHURCH CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLDWIDE ‘DEMORALIZATION PROCESS’?

SCORCESE KISSES ‘DON FRANCIS’’ RING, DESPITE THE FACT HE DOESN’T LIKE THAT.

PLEASE DELIVER MY GLOBAL WARMING DUBIA TO DR. FRANCIS?

WAR? THE CARDINALS HAVE POINTED THEIR CANNONS ON FORT SUMTER, BUT THEY HAVEN’T STARTED THE CANNONADE YET.

ST. CHARLES DE FOUCAULD SHOWS WHAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME IF YOU FOLLOW THAT INCESSANT PROMPTING TO BE ALONE WITH THE ALONE.

SLOVAKIA PASSES LAW TO BAN ISLAM FROM BEING REGISTERED AS A RELIGION

TRIVIAL PURSUIT (PAPAL EDITION)

IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY AND THE POPE WANTS GAY MEN TO ‘RESPONSIBLY’ PUT ON A CONDOM

DEAR DUTIFUL NEW HENCHMAN FRANCISCARDINAL FARRELL, IS THIS REALLY THE MOST CHRISTIAN AND BELOVED POPE OF ALL TIME AND SPACE?

 

Canon 212 Update: My Doubt is Your Faith, or the Preferential Option for the Poor Government

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WE SHOULD VALUE LIFE UNTIL THE END

BISHOP OF SANTORINI ATTACKS THE FAITHFUL

TX CATHOLIC WORKER MOVEMENT ‘PIONEER’ MARK ZWICK, WHO GAVE AID, SHELTER TO A HUNDRED THOUSAND ILLEGAL ALIENS, DEAD AT 88

JUDGE RULES WOMAN SUFFERING FROM ANOREXIA HAS THE RIGHT TO STARVE HERSELF TO DEATH

IF YOU WANT CA ROLE MODEL SKIP THE POP STARLETS AND SINGERS AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE GREAT ONE.

NEW BUDDY: WILL FRANCIS NOW “CARE” FOR THE CONGREGATION OF THE FAITH?

PERHAPS IT WAS GOOD THAT RETURNING TO THE CHURCH AFTER ABORTING A CHILD WAS A LITTLE ‘COMPLICATED’

TRUMP LECTURES THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: IT’S ABOUT TIME!

NO MORE ‘GIRL-GUIDING’ AGAINST FAITHLESS FRANCISCHURCH, WHERE THERE’S HOLY COMMUNION FOR EVERYONE BUT THE RIGHTEOUS

IT IS NOT THE FOUR CARDINALS WHO HAVE CAUSED SCANDAL, IT IS FRANCIS.