CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.24.16

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POPE’S HOMILY FOR TEEN JUBILEE MASS

POPE TELLS TEENS ‘HAPPINESS NOT AN APP’

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

Hey you kids! Noses out of the phones!

DEAR YOUNG PEOPLE, YOU HAVE CELEBRATED THE JUBILEE: NOW YOU GO HOME WITH THE JOY OF YOUR ‘CHRISTIAN IDENTITY.’

JUBILEE SURPRISE: POPE UNEXPECTEDLY CONFESSES YOUNG PEOPLE IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE

SECRETARIAT FOR THE ECONOMY CD.PELL “CORRECTS” SUBSTITUTE SECRETARY, BECCIU

CUCKOO FOR KIKI AND THAT NEOCATECHUMENAL WAY

U SAN FRAN PRESIDENT ATTENDED 2015 GAY PRIDE PARADE

IN A SERIES OF STRATEGIC MOVES, POPE MARGINALIZES ORTHODOX PRELATES

IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE, YOU MUST EXPECT THAT THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU AND WILL LOOK INTO YOUR PAST AND USE IT AS A WEAPON.

FR. MURRAY ON PROTECTING THE BLESSED SACRAMENT FROM SACRILEGE: THE PUBLICATION OF AMORIS LAETITIA BROUGHT AN END TO THIS DISCIPLINE. NOW, THE CHURCH’S HELP AND ACCOMPANIMENT OF PEOPLE PUBLICLY KNOWN TO BE LIVING IN “AN OBJECTIVE STATE OF SIN” HAS CHANGED

POPE RENEGED ON PROMISE TO RESCUE CHRISTIAN BROTHER AND SISTER, TOOK MUSLIM FAMILY INSTEAD

KASPER: POPE INTENDS “NOT TO PRESERVE EVERYTHING AS IT HAS BEEN”

ON THE SOON-TO-BE `IDEAL´ OF PRIESTLY CELIBACY

TED CRUZ GOES 9 FOR 9 IN MINNESOTA – STEALS MORE TRUMP DELEGATES

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.23.16

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OUR LADY OF GOOD SUCCESS WARNED OF THE TIMES WE’RE LIVING IN…

FRANCISWEAKNESS: SUBMITTING HIMSELF TO ALLAH

AMORIS LAETITIA:  ALL REVOLUTIONARIES NEED IS A LOOPHOLE – AND NOW THEY HAVE ONE

AMORIS LAETITIA: IT SEEMS THAT ORTHODOX CATHOLICS ARE GRADUALLY BEING REQUIRED TO LEAVE BEHIND THEIR CATHOLIC BELIEFS, AND EVEN THE USE OF THEIR REASON AND LOGIC, IN ORDER TO SMILE AT THE ”NEW CLOTHES” OF A NAKED EMPEROR AND REJOICE WITH EVERYONE ELSE.

PRAY THE GENERAL ELECTION TRUMP IS SOMETHING LIKE THE PRIMARY ONE

WELL DONE MR. VORIS.  NOW APOLOGIZE TO THE CATHOLICS YOU’VE SLANDERED AND STOP IGNORING FRANCISCHURCH.

voris toupee

FR. Z ON VORIS’ GAY ANNOUNCEMENT: I DON’T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND THE CIRCUMSTANCES OR TIMING OF THIS STATEMENT.

WAS THE NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE SET TO REVEAL ANYTHING ABOUT VORIS’ TOUPEE?

WHY THE ‘OLD MASS’ DISTURBS A CONFORMIST AGE

CD. PELL’S CURIAL CLEANUP UNDERMINED: NON-BERGOGLIANS HAVE A DIFFICULT SITUATION IN THE ROMAN CURIA

LA ABP. GOMEZ SPINS FRANCISCHURCH:  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MEDIA.  FRANCIS DOESN’T WANT TO CHANGE CHURCH TEACHING.  HE WANTS TO CHANGE OUR HEARTS, OK?

AMORIS LAETITIA IS A DIRECT ATTACK ON THE HEART OF THE FAITH

RECTOR OF JESUIT COMMUNITY AT LOYOLA MARYMOUNT DEFENDS SELECTION OF BILL CLINTON AS COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER

MERCED MARIJUANA NUNS NEED TO GIVE UP THEIR SCHTICK, SAYS A REAL SISTER

FRANCIS ON MEETING THE STALINIST POLITICIAN, BERNIE SANDERS

ALETEIA PRAISES PRINCE, FOR WHOM THE ‘FULL EXTENT OR STAYING POWER OF HIS RELIGIOUS CONVERSION HAS NEVER BEEN CLEAR’

STATE DEPT: 23 MILLION ABORTIONS ANNUALLY IN CHINA–MORE THAN 63,000 A DAY

PAUL RYAN DECLINES TO TAKE POSITION ON N.C. BATHROOM LAW, MISSISSIPPI FREEDOM OF CONSCIENCE LAW

SUICIDE RATE SOARS AS AMERICANS LOSE HOPE

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.22.16

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CHRISTIAN REFUGEES “LET DOWN” BY POPE: HE PROMISED TO TAKE THEM TO ITALY BUT THEN TOOK ONLY MUSLIMS INSTEAD

A THIRD OF CATHOLIC CHURCHES ACROSS NORTH WALES ARE TO CLOSE

GERMAN PROTESTANT LEADER MEETS WITH FRANCIS

UNDER THREAT FROM NYC ARCHDIOCESE, VORIS FORCED TO REVEAL HE’S AN EX-GAY

Damage Contained?

NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE DENIES

CARDINAL PELL A ‘BIT SURPRISED’ BY SUSPENSION OF AUDITOR

OUTSIDE AUDIT SUSPENDED: HAS CIVIL WAR ERUPTED AT THE VATICAN?

PENTIN: NEW US FRANCISNUNCIO IS A VETERAN VATICAN DIPLOMAT

MIGRANTS VERSUS THE MAFIA: COSA NOSTRA ‘DECLARES WAR’ ON REFUGEES AS MAYOR SAYS SICILY CAPITAL FEELS MORE LIKE ISTANBUL OR BEIRUT THAN EUROPE

SATANIC ‘BLACK MASS‘ IN OKLAHOMA OPPOSED BY 100,000

FRANCIS ISN’T COMFORTING TO A FAULT; HE’S QUITE LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON THE PLANET DISGUISED AS A KINDLY UNCLE.

SYRIA: SOMEONE IS MAKING A LOT OF MONEY OUT OF THIS WAR! (MELKITE PATRIARCH)

POPE WELCOMES ALBANIAN PRIEST WHO SPENT 28 YEARS IN A RED PRISON

WHY DOESN’T FRANCIS VISIT HIS ARGENTINE PEOPLES?

NOT EVERYONE IN A ROMAN COLLAR, OR EVEN A PAPAL ZUCCHETTO IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!

FRANCIS:  POLITICAL MAN OF THE ‘MYSTICAL’ PEOPLES

ALL THESE CHANGES HAVE PUT ON JUSTIFICATION, NAMELY, AND ABERRANT AND SENSELESS BRAND OF ECUMENISM WHICH WILL NOT ATTRACT A SINGLE PROTESTANT TO THE FAITH, BUT WILL CAUSE COUNTLESS CATHOLICS TO LOSE THEIR OWN, AND WILL INSTILL TOTAL CONFUSION IN THE MINDS OF MANY MORE WHO NO LONGER WILL KNOW WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT IS FALSE. – ABP. MARCEL LEFEBVRE PREDICTS POST-VII WRECKAGE

FRANCISCARDINAL RAVASI PAYS TRIBUTE TO PRINCE

POPE: A CHRISTIAN CANNOT KEEP QUIET ABOUT ANNOUNCING GOSPEL

CELEBRATION OF THE 1050TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BAPTISM OF POLAND