AND ONE MORE THING, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHY GOD CREATED MONEY: SO THAT HIS CREATION CAN PURCHASE FOOD AND GUNS.
PERVCHURCH: THE HOLY FRANCIS REPLACES ‘AGE-ELIMINATED’ GERMAN BISHOP WITH THIS. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
1P5’S BENEDICT BOT-BELIEVING SKOJEC: WOULD WE REALLY GAIN ANYTHING IF BENEDICT WERE STILL POPE INSTEAD OF FRANCIS?
THE HOLY SKOJEC: I’M CONCERNED THAT THIS ‘REALLY FRINGE, SCHISMATIC’ IDEA THAT FAITHLESS, CRIMINAL CO-POPE FRANCIS MAY NOT BE A VALID POPE IS SPREADING!
TRUMP CANCELS WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR MEDIA
NEW NON-BOY SCOUTS GOING BANKRUPT
ROCK BAND KORN’S BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH RECALLS OVERCOMING ADDICTION, FINDING GOD IN NEW DOC
MODESTY HAS ITS FASHION MOMENT?