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AND ONE MORE THING, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHY GOD CREATED MONEY: SO THAT HIS CREATION CAN PURCHASE FOOD AND GUNS.

PERVCHURCH:  THE HOLY FRANCIS REPLACES ‘AGE-ELIMINATED’ GERMAN BISHOP WITH THIS.  NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

1P5’S BENEDICT BOT-BELIEVING SKOJEC:  WOULD WE REALLY GAIN ANYTHING IF BENEDICT WERE STILL POPE INSTEAD OF FRANCIS?

THE HOLY SKOJEC:  I’M CONCERNED THAT THIS ‘REALLY FRINGE, SCHISMATIC’ IDEA THAT FAITHLESS, CRIMINAL CO-POPE FRANCIS MAY NOT BE A VALID POPE IS SPREADING!

TRUMP CANCELS WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR MEDIA

NEW NON-BOY SCOUTS GOING BANKRUPT

ROCK BAND KORN’S BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH RECALLS OVERCOMING ADDICTION, FINDING GOD IN NEW DOC

MODESTY HAS ITS FASHION MOMENT?

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MOORE IS LESS: “THE COURSE OF DEMOCRACY IS A DEATH SPIRAL INTO SOMETHING MOST AMERICANS CANNOT FATHOM BUT WILL TAKE PLACE NEVERTHELESS.”

THE FUTURE OF ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’ IN AMERICA

REDUX: POPE JOHN 23RD WAS ELECTED AS A PLACE HOLDER POPE WHILE MONTINI WAS MARINATING IN MODERNISM IN MILAN.

RALPH KRAMDEN’S CHRISTMAS SPEECH

APOSTASY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY: THE CURIA OF FLORENCE GIVES A LAND OF ITS OWN PROPERTY FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF A MOSQUE

MACABRE SIDESHOW: WHAT CAN ONE SAY ABOUT THIS SCATTERED AND DISORIENTED VATICAN NATIVITY OTHER THAN IT IS SACRILEGIOUS AND SHOWS THE SPIRITUAL EMPTINESS OF FRANCIS AND HIS COHORTS.

RESISTANCE: THE ECUMENICAL FRANCISABOMINATIONS AT ST. MICHAEL AND ST. GUDULA ARE NOT THE ONLY EVENTS THAT FAITHFUL CIVITAS HAVE DISRUPTED WITH THEIR PRAYERS.

‘PRO-LIFE’ REP. PETER KING: ANOTHER BIGMOUTH FROM NEW YORK

DR. ED PETERS FORGETS PROPAGANDA

IT’S NOT ABOUT THE CAKE

WHY WON’T MORE CATHOLIC CONDEMN AMORIS LAETITIA’S “IT CAN NO LONGER SIMPLY BE SAID” HERESY?

REMNANT’S MATT: “WE’VE BROUGHT IN FULL-TIME MODERATORS TO HELP KEEP OUR COMMENT BOXES LIVELY BUT TROLL-FREE”?

EOTT: NEW ALL-NUN ROCK BAND KNOWN AS “GUNS N’ ROSARIES” PAINFUL, EVEN FOR THE CHURCH’S ENEMIES.