THOMPSON: CATHOLIC CRISIS ESCALATES AS POPE BETRAYS CARDINAL ZEN AND STARTS BABBLING ABOUT THE WISDOM OF PLANTS.
RUSSIA TO REQUEST UN SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING OVER NORD STREAM PIPELINE DAMAGE.
HALLMARK CHANNEL SINKS INTO THE FRANCISPIT
I HAD A HEADACHE AFTER THE SURPRISE YOUTH MASS, BUT GOODY’S HEADACHE POWDER, COKE FROM MCDONALDS AND A WEINER SCHNITZEL DINNER AT A NEW RESTAURANT TOOK CARE OF IT.
MAGISTER: THE POLITICAL IRRELEVANCE OF THE CHURCH IN TODAY’S ITALY IS A FACT THAT IS BY NOW INDISPUTABLE
CATHOLIC TEDDY BEARS: IS SHIA LABEOUF PLAYING YOU?
A SWISS ‘PRIESTESS’ RETIRES
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS