FRANCIS THE CRUEL MASS-CANCELER: ‘JESUS, GOD-MADE-MAN ACCOMPANIES AND LOVINGLY CORRECTS,’ OK?
FRANCISCHURCH: ENGLAND CANCELS MASS, AGAIN
FRANCISCHURCH: THE AGED IN DANGER OF DEATH DENIED ANNOINTING
DAILY MAIL: INSUFFERABLE PIERS MORGAN BLASTS ‘SELFISH YOUNG PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE CONTROLLED’ FOR PARTYING WHILE HE’S BUSY SELF-ISOLATING IN GOVERNMENT FEAR. BLAMES VANESSA HUDGENS ON THEM.
HOLY FRANCIS OF THE VIRUS BLAMES LACK OF HOSPITAL BEDS ON TAX EVADERS
SINISTER UK CD. NICHOLS: “THE LIFE OF THE CHURCH GOES ON DESPITE THE SUSPENSION OF PUBLIC MASSES,” OK?
BISHOPS HAVE ABANDONED THE FAITHFUL. GOD IS FAITHFUL.
SOMEHOW THE US GOT THROUGH MUCH WORSE YEARS OF 1957 AND 2017 WITHOUT THE COUNTRY BEING BROUGHT TO A SCREECHING HALT, WITHOUT CHURCHES BEING CLOSED, SCHOOLS BEING CLOSED, THE COURTS BEING CLOSED, RESTAURANTS AND BARS BEING CLOSED
UNICORNS AND PRO-LIFE DEMOCRATS
HIGH PRAISE FROM EVIL FR. MARTIN FOR BISHOPS WHO HAVE CANCELLED MASSES
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BISHOPS WHO HAVE CLOSED DOWN DIOCESES DUE TO THE VIRUS
FRANCIS INTERVIEW ON CORONAVIRUS: LITTLE CONCERN ABOUT GOD
FRANCIS CLAIMS TO WANT PRIESTS TO ‘GO OUT TO THE PEOPLES,’ BUT HIS BISHOPS AREN’T PERMITTING THEM EVEN TO ANOINT THE SICK. MAYBE THEY CAN STILL BRING THEM SANDWICHES.
WAFFLEY CD. SARAH: IF THE CORONAVIRUS IS PREVENTING YOU FROM GOING TO CHURCH REMEMBER THAT NOBODY, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CAN PREVENT YOU FROM MEETING GOD, OK?!
“THERE IS NO DAY IN WHICH THE ONE OR OTHER CONCERNED COLLEAGUE DOES NOT ASK ME, AND SOME ACTUALLY PHONE EXPRESSLY TO ASK, HOW MY RELATIVES IN ITALY ARE… THANK YOU MATE, I APPRECIATE…BUT RELAX, IT’S NOT THE BLACK PLAGUE”
TAYLOR MARSHALL TELLS CATHOLICS WHAT THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEMSELVES NOW THAT THEIR RELIGION HAS BEEN REDUCED TO YOUTUBE PODCASTS. ALSO THE YOUNG PACHAMAMA-DUNKER, WHO HAS A FLU THAT DOESN’T KILL ANYONE UNDER 50, HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE!
R.I. BISHOP TOBIN FIRST TO MENTION THAT THE FRANCISVIRUS EDICTS WILL PERMANENTLY CRASH MASS ATTENANCE
HOLY SKOJEC OF NON-WORSHIP SCHOOLS HIS WRITER, ERIC SAMMONS, FOR SEEMING TO REPORT ON UNCANCELED MASSES AS IF THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING.