GERMAN REPORT: FRANCIS RUDELY GRILLED CD. MULLER TO SEE IF HE SUPPORTED HIS SACRILEGIOUS, HERETICAL AND LADYPRIEST AGENDAS PRIOR TO SACKING.
WORKERS FORCED TO FOREGO THEIR REGULAR OBLIGATIONS AND SPEND AN HOUR AT CARD TABLE FRANCISMASS DON’T LOOK TOO COMFORTABLE.
IMPASSE: COMMUNISTS DEMAND NO VATICAN CONTROL OVER CHURCH IN CHINA
FRANCISCHURCH ISN’T CATHOLIC (AND IT’S NOT GOING TO GET CATHOLIC EITHER)
CDF NEUTRALIZATION: FRANCIS IS CLEARING THE FIELD OF ALL BUT HIS RUTHLESS COMMUNISTAS
PILLARIA: AND ONE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD GROANED TO FIND ITSELF IN THE CULT-CHURCH OF OPUS DEI?
CARDINAL JOSEPH TOBIN: DO YOU ACCEPT CATHOLIC DOCTRINE WITH REGARD TO DISORDERLY TENDENCIES?
DEAR BOSTON PUBLIC GAY LIBRARY, CHILDREN’S SECTION
TEEN VOGUE: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUY THE MAGAZINE, YOU KNOW.
HOLLOW MACRON: FRANCISEUROPE MUST CONTINUE TO COLLAPSE.
HOW DO YOU ANSWER THE FIVE EVIL FRANCISQUESTIONS, CATHOLIC?
FR. MARTIN’S LGBT ‘COMMUNITY’ IS REALLY JUST AN UNFORTUNATE LUMPING TOGETHER
MS WINTERS: PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE THE LATIN MASS AREN’T ALWAYS HERETIC TRIUMPHALISTS!