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THE LAVENDER MAFIA AT THE VATICAN MUST BE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS OVER THIS ONE.

FRANCISEFFECT: NO SEMINARIANS FOR RHODE ISLAND

FORT WAYNE BOASTS OF ORDAINING FIVE PRIESTS

PRIEST ‘INFECTED WITH EBOLA’ IN DR CONGO

DE MATTEI: EMMA BONINO DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT SOMETHING IS CHANGING IN THE WORLD, THAT TODAY IT IS NOT THE FEMINIST PROCESSIONS FILLING THE STREETS, BUT THE MARCHES FOR LIFE

VORIS: OK TO BE GAY FRANCIS ISN’T SPEAKING AS POPE, KNOWWHUDIMEAN?

FRANCISGOSPEL: EVOLUTION IS TRUE AND GENESIS IS A JOKE

FOUNDER OF SUCCESSFUL BUT UNRELIABLE “CATHOLIC ANSWERS”, KARL KEATING: LOUIE VERRECCHIO’S “CATHOLIC INQUISITOR” DOESN’T MAKE GOOD BUSINESS SENSE.

WE HAVE OUR OWN ALDER HEY HOSPITAL IN OHIO — TWIN BOYS JUST WEREN’T WORTH SAVING AT RIVERSIDE IN COLUMBUS, OHIO!

HOW TO DESTROY THE PRIESTHOOD (AS MUCH AS YOU CAN)

AS THE IRISH PEOPLE VOTE ON WHETHER TO SLAUGHTER THEIR BABIES, WHERE’S FRANCIS?