FEET KISSER: ARE PEOPLE IN ROME BEGINNING TO WONDER IF FRANCIS IS CRAZY JUST NOW?
ITALIAN MEDIA WARNS: VATICAN CENSORING ENTIRE BLOCKS OF HOLY UTTERANCES FROM HIS BENT-OVER HUMBLENESS
WHICH ONE IS MAGDALENE?
“YOU SAID YOU’D RETIRE IN SILENCE!’ – NCR FRANCISTHEOLOGIANS WORRY THE EMERITUS ACTING TOO POPE-LIKE
STRETCH: CNA’S CONDON SEES ‘ZERO TOLERANCE’ IN THE BENEDICTBOT’S LETTER
GUSHING ABP. CHAPUT: THE ‘RATZINGER’ ESSAY LACKS SOME OF THE RIGOR OF HIS EARLIER FORMAL WRITINGS, BUT HIS WORDS ARE NONETHELESS AS CLEAR AND PENETRATING AS EVER!. HE HAS MOMENTS OF INSIGHT AND GENIUS THAT FALL LIKE RAIN IN A DESERT, ESPECIALLY TODAY!
DEMOCRATS TARGET BLACK BABIES, TRY TO SILENCE BLACK CONSERVATIVES
NBC BRINGS BACK THAT EVIL BANNON/BURKE ANTI-FRANCIS ALLIANCE, LOOKS TO MAX BEANS FOR HOLY GUIDANCE!
VORIS VISITS SAINT BENEDICT CENTER NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE FRANCISCHURCH IS TREATED THEM LIKE HERETICS JUST FOR BEING CATHOLIC
CHRIS FERRARA: I HAVE NO INTENTION OF WADING THROUGH THE 67 PAGES OF CHRISTUS VIVIT. A FEW DROPS OF STRYCHNINE IN THE BOUILLABAISSE RENDER THE WHOLE FARRAGO FATAL TO SOUND ORTHODOXY.
FERRARA ON CHRISTUS VIVIT: WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ABSURD ANTHROPOMORPHIZING OF THE CHURCH, REDUCED TO A BUNDLE OF PROJECTIONS REFLECTING THE INSECURE MANHOOD OF THE AUTHORS OF THIS EFFETE DIATRIBE.
NEW YORK: WHEN THEY FORCE FRANCISCHURCH CONFESSORS TO REVEAL ABUSE-RELATED SINS, WILL THEY NOT COMPLY?
PERVCHURCH IN GUAM: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEITHER ZERO TOLERANCE NOR TRANSPARENCY?
NO GUSH FROM 1P5’S SKOJEC ON THE BENEDICTBOT LETTER: “IT’S DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY EXACTLY WHAT THE POINT OF THIS DOCUMENT IS. IT TELLS US NOTHING NEW. IT PROPOSES NO SOLUTIONS”
OUR LADY OF SORROWS
VOX CANTORIS: IT IS TIME, FATHER RATZINGER, LONG PAST TIME FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN. ISSUE ANOTHER LETTER AND TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE!