BAODING, CHINA: THOSE WHO REFUSE THE VATICAN-CHINA DEAL AND DO NOT JOIN THE GOVERNMENT PATRIOTIC FRANCISCATHOLIC CHURCH ARE “DISAPPEARED.”
VIGANO-HATING DAMIAN THOMPSON ATTACKS BENEDICT’S FORMER U.S. NUNCIO FOR ABUSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST BLESSED FRANCIS, LUMPS ‘BATSHIT-CRAZY’ TRADITIONALISTS IN WITH HIM, GETS RATIOED
GREASY BRIDGEPORT SWISHOP FRANKY CAGGIANO GIVES OBAMA SPEECH TO FAIRFIELD U VICTIMS: ‘BE THE ARCHITECTS OF HOPE AND TRANSFORMATION, AND ACCEPT THE MANTLE OF TRANSFORMATIONAL LEADERSHIP … TO BE ABLE TO BRING HOPE AND CHANGE’
SHOCKING MAP REVEALS VAST US FARMLAND OWNED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT
CATHOLIC DUTCH BP. MUTSAERTS: “EVERYONE IS WELCOME” IS ONLY TRUE IN HELL
HEAD OF GERMAN SWISHOPS, THE BLESSED BATZING, PRESENTS FOUR CARTOON FRANCISHEROES FOR NATIONAL CATHOLIC GATHERING: FANTASTIC [GAY] RAINBOW, DR FUTURE, CAPTAIN LIBERTY
EWTN NEVERTRUMP FRANCISTHEOLOGIANS: IF YOU DON’T VOTE, IT’S ONLY A VENIAL SIN, AND IT BOTH CANDIDATES ARE DIRTBAGS OR THERE’S A LOT OF FRAUD, IT’S HOLY TO ABSTAIN. BUT IF ONE’S A BUDDING TYRANT, DON’T VOTE FOR IT.
THOMPSON: CATHOLIC CRISIS ESCALATES AS POPE BETRAYS CARDINAL ZEN AND STARTS BABBLING ABOUT THE WISDOM OF PLANTS.
RUSSIA TO REQUEST UN SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING OVER NORD STREAM PIPELINE DAMAGE.
HALLMARK CHANNEL SINKS INTO THE FRANCISPIT
I HAD A HEADACHE AFTER THE SURPRISE YOUTH MASS, BUT GOODY’S HEADACHE POWDER, COKE FROM MCDONALDS AND A WEINER SCHNITZEL DINNER AT A NEW RESTAURANT TOOK CARE OF IT.
MAGISTER: THE POLITICAL IRRELEVANCE OF THE CHURCH IN TODAY’S ITALY IS A FACT THAT IS BY NOW INDISPUTABLE
CATHOLIC TEDDY BEARS: IS SHIA LABEOUF PLAYING YOU?
A SWISS ‘PRIESTESS’ RETIRES
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS