LIBERALS INVADE MASS IN COUNTY KORK, IRELAND, PLAYING GUITAR AND SINGING STUPID, EVIL SONGS.
EVIL JOKEPOPE FRANCIS TELLS PLANET THAT THE DEATH PENALTY IS ALWAYS WRONG SINCE IT DOESN’T WORK AND IT’S ONLY BLOODTHIRSTY VENGEANCE, USES IRANIAN MULLAHS AS EXAMPLES.
DICTATOR POPE CALLS PEOPLE RESISTING BLESSED LULA’S SOCIALIST COUP IN BRAZIL ‘THREATS TO DEMOCRACY’
BENEDICT XVI AND TRADITION: AN ANALYSIS OF HIS APPROACH TO THE TRADITIONAL LITURGY
“TO BEST ENJOY THE NOVUS ORDO, IT IS BETTER TO KNOW NOTHING OF THE TLM: NOTHING OF STONE, BUT ONLY OF PLASTIC; NOTHING OF CHANT, BUT ONLY OF CROONING.”
THE SADNESS OF THE LITURGY: “ONE HAS A CHOICE TO PURSUE THAT REAL THING AND THEREFORE TO FIND MEANING, OR TO PERVERT THOSE REAL THINGS FOR OUR OWN ENDS, AND TO FIND THAT WITHOUT SUBMISSION TO THE REAL, WE ARE NOTHING AT ALL.”
FRAUDULENT FRANCISCATHOLIC JOE BIDEN, WHO COULDN’T GET THREE PEOPLE TO A RALLY: “I CONDEMN THE ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY IN BRAZIL. THE WILL OF THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE MUST NOT BE UNDERMINED!
BRAZIL’S COMMUNIST PRESIDENT LULA CONDEMNS PROTESTERS TODAY AS STALINISTS… THEN QUICKLY CORRECTS HIMSELF, “NO, NOT STALINISTS, FASCISTS!”
TRANSSEXUAL REPORTEDLY CONFESSES TO BURNING DOWN 117-YEAR-OLD PROTESTANT CHURCH IN PORTLAND
FRANCIS APPOINTS LAY MONK AS MONTECASSINO ABBOT
TWISTED FUNERAL: “WASN’T POPE BENEDICT PERHAPS THE BAD CONSCIENCE OF TODAY’S CHURCH?”
THE TIME THAT CHEESY UPCOMING COMMUNIST FRANCISSAINT DOM HELDER CAMARA PREACHED VIOLENCE TO ANGRY THUGS
CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL: HOMOSEXUAL DESECRATION FOILED IN SYDNEY
CHECHEN COMMANDER CALLS $3 BILLION IN US MILITARY AID “MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME – NO MORE THAN 15% WILL REACH THE TRENCHES”
500,000 PHILIPPINES THRONG TO VENERATE THE BLACK NAZARENE
ABP. VIGANO AT EPIPHANY: WE ASK THE CHILD KING TO CONVERT THOSE WHO HOLD AUTHORITY BOTH IN CIVIL SOCIETY AND IN THE CHURCH, AND CHOOSE TO IGNORE HIS BIRTH IN ORDER TO AVOID HIS WILL AND WAGE WAR AGAINST HIM.
PRIESTS PRODUCE SYNCRETIST YOUTH CONVENTION IN INDIA